Must be the stuff Betty White is taking

Must be the stuff Betty White is taking

posted on 22 Nov 2011 in Chinglish, Signs

“I’m old enough to be your daughter!”

Photo courtesy of Joshua Ogden-Davis.
Found in Guangzhou, China. 

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

Warning: Keep away from children who appear to be 10 years of age or younger

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

And if I’m nine.

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Does it cure cancer as well.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

K9 effective ?
I have a male Siberian Husky that is exactly 9-years-old this week ^_^

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

“So I kind of thought, if we like, you know, mix botox with time travel and stuff, it would like, you know, be so cool and like, so good for humanity and all…”

Ms. P Hilton, 2012 dual Nobel laureate (Physics & Medicine)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

So if I’m 30 and I look 20 then this would make me younger than my daughter?!

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

It’s a simple procedure. All it involves is sending 1.21 jiggawatts through your face.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

It puts the lotion in the chronosynclastic infundibulum.

Xila31
Xila31
8 years ago

Look, honey, Viagra for women!

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

So what are you now, 30? You don’t look a day over 40.

SF
SF
8 years ago

Special deal – three for the price of four.

emily
emily
8 years ago

The plastic surgeon tried the new technology on himself. He is now 30 but looks 40!

coffeebot
8 years ago

I heard you like youth so I put some youth in your youth.

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

Let’s do the time warp again!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

– ‘How was school today, honey, now let’s play tic-tac-toe, come on, we’ll have fun, pleeease?!’
– ‘Umm, Mom… when will you grow up again?’

Kitsune
Kitsune
8 years ago

In the dictionary under “redundant” it says “see redundant”

dangevin
dangevin
8 years ago

@Kitsune: I thought the definition of “recursive” was “see recursive.” 🙂

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

Now when people tell you to act your age, you’ll have a real reason not to!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

– Hey, I’m 30 years old and everybody says I look 45, so I used RF-6, and it made me 35 years old – that’s older than I really am! And I still look 45!
– Yes, horrible! Do you know what happened to me? My teenage son used this thing and now he wants me to change his diapers!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

It’s a simple procedure. All it involves is placing this woman’s head on your body.

demondude777
demondude777
8 years ago

Well you look 25 mam, but how do i know you are old enough to drive….please step out of the car…

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
8 years ago

So that’s how the Chinese gymnasts get away with it.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

RF-6, a gentle, all natural, oil-free lotion for dry skin, lines, wrinkles and the Grandfather Paradox.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

It’s like a tricky wish from some fairy-tale – it makes you 10 years younger than you LOOK, not 10 years younger than you really ARE.

Even better, this thing makes you RELATIVELY 10 years younger.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
8 years ago

Does it work for all parts of your body?

SuSu
SuSu
8 years ago

Does the effect stack?

tri24la
tri24la
8 years ago

…however, it does not change you if you are ugly.

EffEff
EffEff
8 years ago

Oil of Olay plus Thiotimoline

Ranz
Ranz
8 years ago

“Why don’t you have a seat right over there?”

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

I’m blind. If I used it, would I be able to see how I looked? I have a braille keyboard etc.

Snickers
Snickers
8 years ago

So it actually makes you look ten years older?

BigD25
BigD25
6 years ago

Why do I think this is just the packaging for a fake ID?

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