Please don’t tell me what the sausage plate says.

Please don’t tell me what the sausage plate says.

posted on 13 Nov 2011 in Household Items

Mug – the porcelain receptable into which milk is deposited to facilitate potability.

Photo courtesy of Kiyomi.
Found in Komari, Japan.

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Darth Na'vi
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Darth Na'vi

Oh, how I wish I possessed this mug!

Algernon
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Algernon

Is the mug produced by the female mammals for its young as well.

DrLex
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DrLex

Engrish – the text produced by Asian human beings as entertainment for the rest of the world.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

”Hey, Mom… what exactly did you put into this mug?”

McBee
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McBee

Ewww, mom… Just, ewww……

Bloke
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Bloke

@Seventy2nd o clock:

“milk, the white liquid produced by female mammals as food for their young.”

Chris
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Chris

I’ll have a beer, thanks.

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

That’s what that stuff is? And I’ve been drinking it all these years? This truth in packaging stuff has gone too far!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Yes – it has that unmistakable taste of an air-breathing vertebrate animal, characterized by the possession of endothermy, hair, three middle ear bones, and mammary glands functional in mothers with young.

Or, shortly, a taste of a Mother.

FatKenney
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FatKenney

“I’d also like two small reproductive cells in a protective ovoid covering that allows the fertilized embryo to continue developing outside the mother’s body until it hatches, sunny-side-up please.”

Lora
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Lora

Chocolate syrup – the brown liquid produced by workers in factories to mix into the milk to help you forget it’s the white liquid produced by female mammals as food for their young.

Michael
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Michael

…and the 17 syllables help me fulfill my daily requirement of haiku!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Shout it, shout it out loud!
I’m a cow and I’m proud!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Coming up next: Extreme Sports Milk and Cookies Death Match!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Doughnut: circular object produced by female waitresses as food for law enforcement officers.

dangevin
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dangevin

Scary dairy

Classic Steve
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Should we worry that they don’t specify the mammal?

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

One cow to another: “Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?”
Other Cow: ‘No. I’m a Gopher!’

JonnyTBone
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JonnyTBone

Two girls, one cup.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I remember this liquid from the time when I was only a few weeks young…

iLock
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iLock

Cookies…. umm… they go with milk according to American movies and television…

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

Mouth – the first portion of the alimentary canal that receives the white liquid produced by female mammals as food for their young.

Rob Figley
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Information. What you get too much of reading this.

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

Fermented mare;s milk? No! That’s Tibet.

Miss Breeziness
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Miss Breeziness

This is why you should never hire Sheldon Cooper for your product design department.

SuSu
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SuSu

That is quite informational.

Brian
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Brian

I’m not an Ad-man or anything… but I think I might have gone a different route with this newest Milk slogan. It’s like a nightmare version of Pork’s “the other white meat” campaign. Keep it simple!

Inspect Her Gadget
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Inspect Her Gadget

I stopped reading at “female mammals”…

KB
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KB

Put it to music. It changes the whole meaning of the statement.

john lipscombe
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john lipscombe

mik is good for growing bodies

Just a name
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Just a name

Now I know!
And knowing is half the battle!

iLock
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iLock

♫ My white liquid produced
by female mammals
as food for their young
gathers all the young
male humans to the grassy
area around my dwelling ♫

Izzie
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Izzie

… and that folks is why I drink my coffee black

anon7743
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anon7743

@iLock
That’s “smeg” not “milk”

Biff the Understudy
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Biff the Understudy

You really don’t want to read the cups over at the fertility clinic.

Biff the Understudy
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Biff the Understudy

Milk: the other white milk.

BigD25
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BigD25

Mother’s Day is coming soon. Don’t forget to get her a present. Maybe a nice coffee mug or something to drink from….

The Dude
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The Dude

Still better than male milk.

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