Please don’t tell me what the sausage plate says.

Please don’t tell me what the sausage plate says.

posted on 13 Nov 2011 in Household Items

Mug – the porcelain receptable into which milk is deposited to facilitate potability.

Photo courtesy of Kiyomi.
Found in Komari, Japan.

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Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
8 years ago

Oh, how I wish I possessed this mug!

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Is the mug produced by the female mammals for its young as well.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Engrish – the text produced by Asian human beings as entertainment for the rest of the world.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

”Hey, Mom… what exactly did you put into this mug?”

McBee
McBee
8 years ago

Ewww, mom… Just, ewww……

Bloke
Bloke
8 years ago

@Seventy2nd o clock:

“milk, the white liquid produced by female mammals as food for their young.”

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

I’ll have a beer, thanks.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

That’s what that stuff is? And I’ve been drinking it all these years? This truth in packaging stuff has gone too far!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Yes – it has that unmistakable taste of an air-breathing vertebrate animal, characterized by the possession of endothermy, hair, three middle ear bones, and mammary glands functional in mothers with young.

Or, shortly, a taste of a Mother.

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

“I’d also like two small reproductive cells in a protective ovoid covering that allows the fertilized embryo to continue developing outside the mother’s body until it hatches, sunny-side-up please.”

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

Chocolate syrup – the brown liquid produced by workers in factories to mix into the milk to help you forget it’s the white liquid produced by female mammals as food for their young.

Michael
Michael
8 years ago

…and the 17 syllables help me fulfill my daily requirement of haiku!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Shout it, shout it out loud!
I’m a cow and I’m proud!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Coming up next: Extreme Sports Milk and Cookies Death Match!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Doughnut: circular object produced by female waitresses as food for law enforcement officers.

dangevin
dangevin
8 years ago

Scary dairy

Classic Steve
8 years ago

Should we worry that they don’t specify the mammal?

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
8 years ago

One cow to another: “Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?”
Other Cow: ‘No. I’m a Gopher!’

JonnyTBone
JonnyTBone
8 years ago

Two girls, one cup.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I remember this liquid from the time when I was only a few weeks young…

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

Cookies…. umm… they go with milk according to American movies and television…

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Mouth – the first portion of the alimentary canal that receives the white liquid produced by female mammals as food for their young.

Rob Figley
8 years ago

Information. What you get too much of reading this.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
8 years ago

Fermented mare;s milk? No! That’s Tibet.

Miss Breeziness
Miss Breeziness
8 years ago

This is why you should never hire Sheldon Cooper for your product design department.

SuSu
SuSu
8 years ago

That is quite informational.

Brian
Brian
8 years ago

I’m not an Ad-man or anything… but I think I might have gone a different route with this newest Milk slogan. It’s like a nightmare version of Pork’s “the other white meat” campaign. Keep it simple!

Inspect Her Gadget
Inspect Her Gadget
8 years ago

I stopped reading at “female mammals”…

KB
KB
8 years ago

Put it to music. It changes the whole meaning of the statement.

john lipscombe
john lipscombe
8 years ago

mik is good for growing bodies

Just a name
Just a name
8 years ago

Now I know!
And knowing is half the battle!

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

♫ My white liquid produced
by female mammals
as food for their young
gathers all the young
male humans to the grassy
area around my dwelling ♫

Izzie
Izzie
8 years ago

… and that folks is why I drink my coffee black

anon7743
anon7743
8 years ago

@iLock
That’s “smeg” not “milk”

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

You really don’t want to read the cups over at the fertility clinic.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Milk: the other white milk.

BigD25
BigD25
6 years ago

Mother’s Day is coming soon. Don’t forget to get her a present. Maybe a nice coffee mug or something to drink from….

The Dude
The Dude
4 years ago

Still better than male milk.

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