Mug – the porcelain receptable into which milk is deposited to facilitate potability.
Photo courtesy of Kiyomi.
Found in Komari, Japan.
Oh, how I wish I possessed this mug!
Is the mug produced by the female mammals for its young as well.
Engrish – the text produced by Asian human beings as entertainment for the rest of the world.
”Hey, Mom… what exactly did you put into this mug?”
Ewww, mom… Just, ewww……
@Seventy2nd o clock:
“milk, the white liquid produced by female mammals as food for their young.”
I’ll have a beer, thanks.
That’s what that stuff is? And I’ve been drinking it all these years? This truth in packaging stuff has gone too far!
Yes – it has that unmistakable taste of an air-breathing vertebrate animal, characterized by the possession of endothermy, hair, three middle ear bones, and mammary glands functional in mothers with young.
Or, shortly, a taste of a Mother.
“I’d also like two small reproductive cells in a protective ovoid covering that allows the fertilized embryo to continue developing outside the mother’s body until it hatches, sunny-side-up please.”
Chocolate syrup – the brown liquid produced by workers in factories to mix into the milk to help you forget it’s the white liquid produced by female mammals as food for their young.
…and the 17 syllables help me fulfill my daily requirement of haiku!
Shout it, shout it out loud!
I’m a cow and I’m proud!
Coming up next: Extreme Sports Milk and Cookies Death Match!
Doughnut: circular object produced by female waitresses as food for law enforcement officers.
Should we worry that they don’t specify the mammal?
One cow to another: “Are you worried about Mad Cow Disease?”
Other Cow: ‘No. I’m a Gopher!’
Two girls, one cup.
I remember this liquid from the time when I was only a few weeks young…
Cookies…. umm… they go with milk according to American movies and television…
Mouth – the first portion of the alimentary canal that receives the white liquid produced by female mammals as food for their young.
Information. What you get too much of reading this.
Fermented mare;s milk? No! That’s Tibet.
This is why you should never hire Sheldon Cooper for your product design department.
That is quite informational.
I’m not an Ad-man or anything… but I think I might have gone a different route with this newest Milk slogan. It’s like a nightmare version of Pork’s “the other white meat” campaign. Keep it simple!
I stopped reading at “female mammals”…
Put it to music. It changes the whole meaning of the statement.
mik is good for growing bodies
Now I know!
And knowing is half the battle!
♫ My white liquid produced
by female mammals
as food for their young
gathers all the young
male humans to the grassy
area around my dwelling ♫
… and that folks is why I drink my coffee black
That’s “smeg” not “milk”
You really don’t want to read the cups over at the fertility clinic.
Milk: the other white milk.
Mother’s Day is coming soon. Don’t forget to get her a present. Maybe a nice coffee mug or something to drink from….
Still better than male milk.