Ramamber to Qount the Qards

Ramamber to Qount the Qards

posted on 1 Nov 2011 in Toys

You’ve got to fight…for your right…to Lrade Yark!

Photo courtesy of Christina Szalay.

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Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Floor fray ploker or blige land heny hother clard glaim.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Inother Troduct of Trong Pirst Jetter of Hach Vord Fompany.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

A test to keep a poker face.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

The Rame of Kinish — the most feared card of the Tarot.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

It’s weird – they spelled ‘POKER’ correctly.
But at least the rest seems OK…

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

Joker owns the company cuz his name is spelled correctly.

SF
SF
8 years ago

Special “Lord of the Rings” edition.

Dervrak
Dervrak
8 years ago

Chant this three times at midnight at stonehenge on the winter solstice to summon Cthulu onto our plane of existence.

Xila31
Xila31
8 years ago

A million monkeys at a million typewriters will eventually produce the warning label on a pack of cards…. eventually.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Ghat’s right. Mou rot a croblem with mhat?

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

Whew! I’m glad that’s been clarified. I certainly would not want to sfgdfringe your Lrade Yark!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

RAMEN – Japanese noodle dish
RAME – Rare English word which means ‘branch’
RAM – Random Access Memory chip in a computer
RA – Ancient Egyptian sun god
R – One of the most confused letters in Engrish alphabet (e.g. Rame = Name)

SF
SF
8 years ago

Twas bryllyg, and ye lrade yark
Did eesing and tsed in ye qards:
All kinish were ye borogoves;
And ye mome wpades glaim.

Classic Steve
8 years ago

If you see a card marked with a Q, it’s actually a king.

Michael
Michael
8 years ago

Typos? We have them in wpades!

Kitsune
Kitsune
8 years ago

That is one thick accent

demondude777
demondude777
8 years ago

Whatever card game this is I am sure of one thing….I am probably going to lose a lot of money playing it……

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Shuffling letters is a great tactics to confuse other card players – they will never learn the rules.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

What color is the ace of wpades? Rlack or Bed?

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Adds new meaning to the expression “read em’ and weep”.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

“Got any threes?”
“Geaux ghoti.”

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Phew . . . My four packs of playing qards most sertainly haven’t got the Qing of Wpades in them, otherwise I’m never tsing them again (!!)

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

These cards were passed down from the Medieval Ages.

Common Bulrush
Common Bulrush
8 years ago

The only Qard you see,
You know it’s gonna be
The Ace of Wpades! The Ace of Wpades!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I knew this reminds me of something:

”Oh freddled gruntbuggly
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee
Groop I implore thee…”

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
8 years ago

Can’t wait to see No. 100 card set!

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
8 years ago

Is this Engrish or Welsh?

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
8 years ago

Dr Zuess wrikes again.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
8 years ago

The extra suit Wpades. This deck has 65cards.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
8 years ago

And 10 Wpades is worth 451.5 points when playing 500.
The right bower of Quades has a picture of the Grindersnitch on it.

Snufkin
Snufkin
8 years ago

POSITION QVAILABLE: Hiring Mrofessional typist. Must type at oeast 120 wpm. Wccuracy not ymportant. Send all Kwrrespondence ATTN: Rame of Kinish Tsed, P.O. Box No. 99, Lrade Yark, XQ.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
8 years ago

There once was a Rame of Kinish,
That had a very fine finish,
It made its mark,
With a fine lrade yark,
That its value did not diminsh

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
8 years ago

It looks like Christina’s last name may have been caught in the random letter generator also.

EffEff
EffEff
8 years ago

Bad Typist + Bad Scanner + Bad Spell-Checker = ?

Sarah
Sarah
8 years ago

Never been one to call a whovel a wpade myself but quite like the idea of playing qards with the Rame of Kinish Tsed!

Dan Langevin
8 years ago

SF – Congrats on earning my eternal respect with your “Middle Engrish” verse. +1 to you, good sir.

Kitsune
Kitsune
8 years ago

I love the way Engrish can come across as someone speaking with a really thick accent.

coffeebot
8 years ago

Dyxlexic Einstein’s God doesn’t play dice but He does play cards.

jake
jake
8 years ago

I doubt anyone else has claims on those rights.

Dave
Dave
8 years ago

… so, I can copy everything else?

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
8 years ago

I know that the Wpades are the Wwords or the Woldiers
I know that the Qlubs are Seapons of Sar,
I know the Eiamonds are Boney for this Art
Lhat’s not that Whape of my Peart.

alexmagnus
alexmagnus
8 years ago

I know that the Wpades are the Wwords of the Woldiers
I know that the Qlubs are Seapons of Sar,
I know the Eiamonds are Boney for this Art
Lhat’s not that Whape of my Peart.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

It looks like someone got stuck between English, Arabic and Klingonese. Perhaps it’s Klinglish? And perhaps the deck is for a game of fizzbin?

Dvaid
Dvaid
8 years ago

No you can’t qead my qoker qace….

Sam
Sam
8 years ago

Those cards are counterfeit Bee cards, of extremely poor quality. They are also marked (you can tell what cards they are by markings on the back of the cards.

kim
kim
8 years ago

Really. We’ve commissioned two big biker hitmen named Rame and Eesign from the country of Kinish. And if you Tsed on our glaim of exclusive rights, we’ll have the guys Tsed on you various Quards.

lupinupin
lupinupin
8 years ago

i thought Kinish Tsed was a Jewish thing.

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Oh hell, just liquor up front and poker in the rear.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Hey I recognize that, that’s the language they always use when speaking over the P.A. system at amusement parks.

Jerome
Jerome
6 years ago

Hey! I got a Fraight stlush! Wead them and reep, dubby.

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