Ramamber to Qount the Qards

Ramamber to Qount the Qards

posted on 1 Nov 2011 in Toys

You’ve got to fight…for your right…to Lrade Yark!

Photo courtesy of Christina Szalay.

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Algernon
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Algernon

Floor fray ploker or blige land heny hother clard glaim.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Inother Troduct of Trong Pirst Jetter of Hach Vord Fompany.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

A test to keep a poker face.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

The Rame of Kinish — the most feared card of the Tarot.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

It’s weird – they spelled ‘POKER’ correctly.
But at least the rest seems OK…

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Joker owns the company cuz his name is spelled correctly.

SF
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SF

Special “Lord of the Rings” edition.

Dervrak
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Dervrak

Chant this three times at midnight at stonehenge on the winter solstice to summon Cthulu onto our plane of existence.

Xila31
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Xila31

A million monkeys at a million typewriters will eventually produce the warning label on a pack of cards…. eventually.

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

Ghat’s right. Mou rot a croblem with mhat?

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

Whew! I’m glad that’s been clarified. I certainly would not want to sfgdfringe your Lrade Yark!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

RAMEN – Japanese noodle dish
RAME – Rare English word which means ‘branch’
RAM – Random Access Memory chip in a computer
RA – Ancient Egyptian sun god
R – One of the most confused letters in Engrish alphabet (e.g. Rame = Name)

SF
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SF

Twas bryllyg, and ye lrade yark
Did eesing and tsed in ye qards:
All kinish were ye borogoves;
And ye mome wpades glaim.

Classic Steve
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If you see a card marked with a Q, it’s actually a king.

Michael
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Michael

Typos? We have them in wpades!

Kitsune
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Kitsune

That is one thick accent

demondude777
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demondude777

Whatever card game this is I am sure of one thing….I am probably going to lose a lot of money playing it……

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Shuffling letters is a great tactics to confuse other card players – they will never learn the rules.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

What color is the ace of wpades? Rlack or Bed?

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Adds new meaning to the expression “read em’ and weep”.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

“Got any threes?”
“Geaux ghoti.”

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

Phew . . . My four packs of playing qards most sertainly haven’t got the Qing of Wpades in them, otherwise I’m never tsing them again (!!)

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

These cards were passed down from the Medieval Ages.

Common Bulrush
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Common Bulrush

The only Qard you see,
You know it’s gonna be
The Ace of Wpades! The Ace of Wpades!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I knew this reminds me of something:

”Oh freddled gruntbuggly
Thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabbleblotchits on a lurgid bee
Groop I implore thee…”

Darth Na'vi
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Darth Na'vi

Can’t wait to see No. 100 card set!

Nonsuch Ned
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Nonsuch Ned

Is this Engrish or Welsh?

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

Dr Zuess wrikes again.

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

The extra suit Wpades. This deck has 65cards.

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

And 10 Wpades is worth 451.5 points when playing 500.
The right bower of Quades has a picture of the Grindersnitch on it.

Snufkin
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Snufkin

POSITION QVAILABLE: Hiring Mrofessional typist. Must type at oeast 120 wpm. Wccuracy not ymportant. Send all Kwrrespondence ATTN: Rame of Kinish Tsed, P.O. Box No. 99, Lrade Yark, XQ.

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

There once was a Rame of Kinish,
That had a very fine finish,
It made its mark,
With a fine lrade yark,
That its value did not diminsh

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

It looks like Christina’s last name may have been caught in the random letter generator also.

EffEff
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EffEff

Bad Typist + Bad Scanner + Bad Spell-Checker = ?

Sarah
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Sarah

Never been one to call a whovel a wpade myself but quite like the idea of playing qards with the Rame of Kinish Tsed!

Dan Langevin
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SF – Congrats on earning my eternal respect with your “Middle Engrish” verse. +1 to you, good sir.

Kitsune
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Kitsune

I love the way Engrish can come across as someone speaking with a really thick accent.

coffeebot
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Dyxlexic Einstein’s God doesn’t play dice but He does play cards.

jake
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jake

I doubt anyone else has claims on those rights.

Dave
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Dave

… so, I can copy everything else?

alexmagnus
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alexmagnus

I know that the Wpades are the Wwords or the Woldiers
I know that the Qlubs are Seapons of Sar,
I know the Eiamonds are Boney for this Art
Lhat’s not that Whape of my Peart.

alexmagnus
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alexmagnus

I know that the Wpades are the Wwords of the Woldiers
I know that the Qlubs are Seapons of Sar,
I know the Eiamonds are Boney for this Art
Lhat’s not that Whape of my Peart.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius
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It looks like someone got stuck between English, Arabic and Klingonese. Perhaps it’s Klinglish? And perhaps the deck is for a game of fizzbin?

Dvaid
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Dvaid

No you can’t qead my qoker qace….

Sam
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Sam

Those cards are counterfeit Bee cards, of extremely poor quality. They are also marked (you can tell what cards they are by markings on the back of the cards.

kim
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kim

Really. We’ve commissioned two big biker hitmen named Rame and Eesign from the country of Kinish. And if you Tsed on our glaim of exclusive rights, we’ll have the guys Tsed on you various Quards.

lupinupin
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lupinupin

i thought Kinish Tsed was a Jewish thing.

sparky
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sparky

Oh hell, just liquor up front and poker in the rear.

Biff the Understudy
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Biff the Understudy

Hey I recognize that, that’s the language they always use when speaking over the P.A. system at amusement parks.

Jerome
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Jerome

Hey! I got a Fraight stlush! Wead them and reep, dubby.

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