Rectal delectibles

Rectal delectibles

posted on 16 Nov 2011 in Chinglish, Menus

Order by the bag…

Photo courtesy of Andy Deemer.
Menu found in Beijing, China.

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Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

You just don’t know where they’ve been.

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Just like a potato chip only more crunchy

J
J
8 years ago

1800 Yen?!!! For that shtt? No way! They really charge you up the azz at that place!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Beautiful! I’m sick of that raw enema.

JohnZ
JohnZ
8 years ago

Waiter, I want a fried enema and three cups of intestines, please.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Sale of rectal murder.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

I’m trying to lose weight, so give me double

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

You mean you’ve been EATING them???

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
8 years ago

No thanks. I’ll have the baked douchebag.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Enema: An appetizer produced by assorted vegetarians as a cure for halogen intestines.

SF
SF
8 years ago

Some Asian menus make you wonder about your exact position in the food chain.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

We have met the enema, and he is us.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

A riddle, wrapped in an enema.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Buy it? Oh, no. I was hoping to make a deposit.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

When there is no enemy within, the enemas outside cannot hurt you.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Algernon: I’m afraid the name says exactly where they’ve been.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

In the most posh restaurants, the fried enema is prepared at the table.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

”How would you like your enema, Sir?”
”To go, please.”

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

House Special #2.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Maybe they meant free edema.

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

Sorry, no more enemas today. We’re all cleaned out.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Please shove it up your butt. Again.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

”Waiter, when is the meal of enema?”
”Don’t worry, Sir – it will burn those halogen intestines in a minute.”

coffeebot
8 years ago

At Soylent Enterprises, no part is wasted.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Enema: I’m not afried!
Engrish: Wow, you’re good!

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

I’ll have the fried potatoes instead. Because with fries like them, who needs enemas? *groan*

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Know Your Enema (Rage Against The Machine On A Green Day Mix)

I’ve got to be a patient now
I’ve got to fry my enema now
Sick of sick of sick of sick of you
Time has come to fry…

Know your enema!

Do you fry the enema?
Do you eat your enema?
Well, gotta know the eating, wah hey!

Know your enema…
♫♫

Kitsune
Kitsune
8 years ago

Friend or enema?

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
8 years ago

♫ It’s not funny, my ass is on fire ♫

(Sorry, that one might be a bit too obscure for many, but it’s what came to my mind immediately. All hail Mr. Bungle)

RT
RT
8 years ago

…yes, and can i have a milkshake with some hershey’s squirts on the side, k thx

J
J
8 years ago

No I said the sh!tter is on the left and the chipper is on the right!

Salome
Salome
8 years ago

So this is what happens to the result of sitting on the high pressure bidet.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
8 years ago

Yes. Britain won the war by cracking the Enema Code.

Ralph Hamilton
Ralph Hamilton
8 years ago

Enema is female.
Enemo is male.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
8 years ago

It’s considered quite the delicacy, but the taste is fleeting.

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

“I’ll have what that a**hole is having.”

Johnny Cache
8 years ago

Remember: keep your frieds close and your enemas closer…

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Come on… you ever try that stuff?…really burns my a**

Yonder marsmallow
Yonder marsmallow
8 years ago

Know thine enema.

BigD25
BigD25
6 years ago

You’ve got to cut out fried foods wherever you can! Try starting at the source.

Huu Yuu
Huu Yuu
6 years ago

You eat this food with your butt

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