Say it ain’t so, Kobe!

Say it ain’t so, Kobe!

posted on 10 Nov 2011 in Books/Magazines, Chinglish

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DrLex
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DrLex

Shouldn’t that have been: “Whore. Something amazing is about to happy”?

Algernon
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Algernon

Sluttish basketball

JohnZ
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JohnZ

National B*tches Association official magazine.

Peter
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Peter

Whorry amazed . . . what arsehores !

Tong
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Tong

The lockout of this NBA season is really starting to hurt… Some real hang time for the players.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Whore 24

jjhitt
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jjhitt

“Amazing Happen” — sort of like “Around The World”, but with a jump shot.

Zizzybalooba
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Zizzybalooba

Is that a copy of Kobe’s autobiography? At least they didn’t name it “Touched”.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

NBA – National Biitchy Association

FatKenney
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FatKenney

With no NBA season this year they have to do SOMETHING to earn cash.

FatKenney
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FatKenney

Next Issue – featuring Tiger Woods.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Too much nudity – magazines like this should be f***ing censored!

Kitsune
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Kitsune

Wait… he’s gets the rebound …. he shoots, he WHORES

SF
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SF

A good way to make players dribble.

dmw
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dmw

I must have this magazine!

d17nk
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d17nk

Inside the magazine, you will find naked pics of those hot team cheer leaders.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

It’s the R/L thing… they meant WHOLE as in “Whole In One”.

Michael
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Michael

Sponsored by Nike StreetWalkers™

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

Stop dribbling my balls!

RT
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RT

well, it IS common knowledge that to succeed in basketball you have to get low to the ground…

RT
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RT

hand down, (wo)man down…

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

I guess Whores have a thing for taller than average men.

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

LOUDER PLEASE! I’m hard of whoring.

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

Me score on you long time!

J
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J

ball graber

YYD
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YYD

Here’s what I can make out of the rest of the Chinese text:
Across the ages, NBA ten years’ happenings. NBA Special Issue. Extended Issue. NBA ten years – they influenced a (unit of) people. NBA Ten years sadness town (?) – they almost changed history’s settings. NBA 30 (Something). 2010-2011 Competition season halfway point commentary.

iLock
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iLock

@YYD – NBA Ten years sadness town?
Lol

J
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J

This is what the whore of Sadness Town look like? I better rebook my vacation.

Buzz Killington
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Buzz Killington

Shouldn’t the cover story be about LeBron James? He is the real NBA whore!

Craig
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Craig

Well, Kobe does tend to know about finding girls of this nature at ski lodges in Colorado…

sparky
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sparky

Old News!

luo xiao min
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luo xiao min

And she displays it so proudly. 🙂

Greenbird
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Greenbird

Extra pointh for thupid on two counth; the thcore-whore, and the myteriouly mithing letter ” “

Duck
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Duck

Isn’t the ball just misplaced and the actual title is ‘Where’?

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