Sorry, Mr. Tojo.

Sorry, Mr. Tojo.

posted on 17 Nov 2011 in Chinglish, Signs

Suicide bombers will be asked to leave unexploded.

Photo courtesy of Amrish Nagessersing.
Found at a club in Suhou, China.

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Algernon
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Algernon

Hari Kari or plane flying.

DrLex
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DrLex

The person who mean to slip our country are also known as the slippery, and as we all know the slippery are very crafty.

Dangevin
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Dangevin

Do you run with the Jets, the Sharks, or the Buddhists?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Advice for not properly person:

1. Take a minor
2. Slip the country carefully (like Dalai Lama, Zen, Mr. Smith etc).

JohnZ
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JohnZ

I bet an american alcoholic dwarf who lived in Afghanistan for some time, is pro-Tibet, has an uncle who fought at the Pacific in the WW II, and whose grandfather was ill at the beginning of the 20th century would be instantly killed!!

Jonnytbone
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Jonnytbone

Signs have been proven to be great anti-terrorism measure.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Club Forbid, where it’s not so good to be KING.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

The Dalai Lama and I were just hanging out, having a few beers, checking out the chicks and they asked us to leave.
The nerve.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

“Somebody set up us the Dalai Lama.”
“What you say.”

jjhitt
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jjhitt

“Our Club Forbid These Person Come”
Is this a disco or a premature ejaculation clinic?

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

I love how bad dress sense rates higher than terrorism & war crimes

FatKenney
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FatKenney

“It’s OK, officer, I’m used to it. I drive this way all the *hic* time.”

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Osama and Saddam were kicked out when they were found to be the masterminds behind 911

Chuck
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Chuck

Santa couldn’t join. He insists on coming once each year.

Chuck
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Chuck

Is that “Asia Minor” or “Asian Minor” ?

Dervrak
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Dervrak

The Dalai Lama, Tojo and Osama Bin Laden walk into a Tokyo bar. The bartender says, “Hey! Can’t you read! We don’t serve your kind here.” So the Dalai Lama says…uhhh… sorry… I forgot the punch line…

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

Okay, so where is the entrance to the Dalai Lama clique? I hear they have the hottest babes there.

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

KING not allowed? But . . . but . . . he had a dream!

Xila31
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Xila31

We only serve drunks in this bar. Get those designated drivers out of here!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Everyone else, please feel yourself at home.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Dolly the Lamma was sure it was a case of mistaken identity.

SF
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SF

Looks like US visa forms.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

NOTE: Engrish persons are asked not to read this sign – sick sense of humor must not be allowed.

Josiah
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Josiah

Well I think that just about covers everybody

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Also:

– We expect the Spanish Inquisition to be properly dressed. No horhe!
– Swimming persons must know at sea and are not allowed to swim if the water is not so deep
– Enemas are asked not to slip and to apologize for the possible incontinence
– You are asked to turn off your phone before entering

PS: If you are a sexy, please feel yourself at home. You must be satisfied!

demondude777
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demondude777

I’m not a terrorist..I am “The person with inibility for peace!”

Chris
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Chris

@Seventy2rd o clock: We weren’t expecting the Spanish Inquisition.

coffeebot
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The person write the caption

GwydionM
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GwydionM

Former terrorists and former drug dealers are allowed. But war criminals and drunk drivers are never forgiven.

S Tran
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S Tran

OMG! I laughed so hard after reading all these comments that I almost busted a rib. Btw, Are those Falong Gong cult members allowed in this club?

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

Let’s not slip the country. Split it, you moron!

DrZos
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DrZos

@Chris:
NOBODY expects the Spanish Inquisition

RT
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RT

i followed gaddafi’s twitter account… does that mean i can’t go in?

jjhitt
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jjhitt

They had to 86 the Dalai Lama after that he got in fight with Pope and they tore the place up.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

@ Chris & @ DrZos: But still, everybody keeps mentioning the Spanish Inquisition!

Dude
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Dude

TSA could learn from this club. They are have successful method for identifying of terrorism person.

J
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J

No_littering_on_Death_Island._Punishable

Ralph Hamilton
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Ralph Hamilton

Is it all right if I get a bit aroused, but don’t come?

blr
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blr

What if I’m not used to drive after drink? Can I come, then!!

Earl G.
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Only person who MANUFACTURE drugs allowed.

Tom P.
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Tom P.

You can’t trust those Japanese War Criminal groupies.

pete
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pete

whatt he hell is hini virus? xxD

Des
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Des

@pete: It’s actually h1n1 virus, not hini.

sparky
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sparky

Thank God I only have HIV

Strazdas
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Strazdas

no dalai lama allowed

Jamesisfred
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Jamesisfred

No wonder drug trafficers get confused!

:D
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:D

I sliped on China again?!?! Darn it!

Biff the Understudy
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Biff the Understudy

Out. You too, Elvis.

Murmur1
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Murmur1

Homeland Security. It’s the law!

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