Be kidney–rewind

Be kidney–rewind

posted on 29 Dec 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries

Random acts of kidney

Photo courtesy of A.H.
Found at a Tesco in Hungary. 

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Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Well this just makes me liver.

Tong
Tong
8 years ago

Well, you know the function of kidney don’t you? So, piss on the convoyer belt now and then piss off!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

Uterus are kidney assed to prostate all gonads on the colon belt. Intestines detailing GAS may be cleaned out only on the day of aperient. Gall bladder validation at the customer surgery desk. Complaints can only be accepted if the body part is produced. Please keep your organs. Thank you for your patients and underwear.

We use pre dickhead text erection.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I gave them my kidney. Now I’m out of patience and understanding and I want them at least to apologize for my incontinence!

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

I placed all my internal organs on the conveyor belt, but I am still waiting patiently for the receipt.

SF
SF
8 years ago

@DrLex

The receipt has gone down the brain.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Actually the German reads OK. Must be speaking English that kills you.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

This is why I don’t fly any more.

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

If you fail to make minimum monthly payments your kidney will be repossessed.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

All that plus a speech by Hitler! Who could ask for more?

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

Hmm, requesting body parts in Germany. Was this sign made by Dr, Frankenstein by any chance?

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

For non payment we will hack hohohohohehehe,cut hohohohoh,slice hahahahaha, disembowl, hawhahwahaw, dismember hehehehhohohohoho.

We will have a lovely time. Won’t we kiddies?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Are you kidneying me?

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Dr Mengele is vaitink for you.

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

@ Eccekio: Also Dr. Heiter.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

In the house in Rileh dead, Cluthu lies waiting.

Chuck
Chuck
8 years ago

Who’s the half-assed idiot using all the semi-colons ?!

demondude777
demondude777
8 years ago

I’m sorry sir. I hear what you are saying, but i am not listening. If you would like me to listen to he problems you have had with our service I will need your receipt. Without that, we….well…don’t really care!

Meh
Meh
8 years ago

The title should be “Be kidney – please wewidney”. ;-p

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

You can put my goods on the belt.
But you cant touch my bads.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I’m not hungary anymore.

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

@seventy2rd o clock: Good one! Wish I’d thought if it.

brbr
brbr
8 years ago

Well I would have given them an Arm and a Leg, but they would only accept my kidney! Darn airport security!

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

And don’t forget there is an anal increase in VAT (!!)

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

This sort of error rouses my spleen!

Snufkin
Snufkin
8 years ago

If kidney is not sufficient for your cooperation, we have other methods.

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

Kindness failure.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Does anybody know what ‘mehrverstener’, ‘dientshalter’, ‘könnenur’ and ‘etgegen’ means?

emily
emily
8 years ago

When people make a kidney request, we should give a hearty response.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

@72rd o’ clock
Dien/ duienen = to serve
Schalter = switch; period of service, seniority
Dien(en)schalter = not sure – servo-switch perhaps
Verstehen = understand (ing)
Mehr = majority; more; to a greater extent.
Mehrverstehen = The understanding of the majority (is ——-)
Entgegen = contary to; against.

Are you sure you got the spelling correct?

Grusse……Marum.(Die schachspielen Katze)

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

PS. you bet my brain with that. After all I am only a little cat.

Grrrooowwwwllll……Marum.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Typo Dien/dienen (verb)

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Konnen = knowledge; ability etc.
er = he

Honnener= who knows? know it all perhaps.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Typo again = Konnener

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Would you please tag all your organs. In the event of a crash, we can reasseble you for burial.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

EDIT: Reassemble

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

OK I only glanced at the German text. On closer inspection it is as stuffed as the English. But it make no sense at all – only phonetically.

Mehrwertsteuer = Goods and services tax or V.A.T
Dienschalter = service-desk
(sic) Kustern dienschalter =customer service desk
Konnenur= Sentence statrs off: Bestatigung konnen gegen Vorlage = Verification/confirmation. known against Original —-
Gotta go – mice to catch.
Meow meow…… Marum.

DECMATH
DECMATH
8 years ago

Episode IV – A New Tax

It was a time of Engrish in the Empire….

Lara
Lara
8 years ago

German is also wrong … spelling mistakes … strange combinations of words … but not as funny as English

DragonLady
DragonLady
8 years ago

VAT did you say???

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Great … Engrish and Gelman.

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Okay, I’ll Comply – but my little dog too? no Auntie Em – Not Toto!

adjfalkfjdlkah
adjfalkfjdlkah
8 years ago

The German is just as broken as the English. Rough translation:

We request our valued customers to place all goods on the coneyor belt. An invoice with add-fortakx we can [unreadable] on the day of payment. Receit and vali-dation of guarantees at the customer Servicedeck. Requests for returns caonly were ac epted if the receipt is produced.

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