Be kidney–rewind

Be kidney–rewind

posted on 29 Dec 2011 in Engrish from Other Countries

Random acts of kidney

Photo courtesy of A.H.
Found at a Tesco in Hungary. 

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Well this just makes me liver.

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Well, you know the function of kidney don’t you? So, piss on the convoyer belt now and then piss off!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Uterus are kidney assed to prostate all gonads on the colon belt. Intestines detailing GAS may be cleaned out only on the day of aperient. Gall bladder validation at the customer surgery desk. Complaints can only be accepted if the body part is produced. Please keep your organs. Thank you for your patients and underwear.

We use pre dickhead text erection.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I gave them my kidney. Now I’m out of patience and understanding and I want them at least to apologize for my incontinence!

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

I placed all my internal organs on the conveyor belt, but I am still waiting patiently for the receipt.

SF
SF
10 years ago

@DrLex

The receipt has gone down the brain.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Actually the German reads OK. Must be speaking English that kills you.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

This is why I don’t fly any more.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

If you fail to make minimum monthly payments your kidney will be repossessed.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

All that plus a speech by Hitler! Who could ask for more?

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Hmm, requesting body parts in Germany. Was this sign made by Dr, Frankenstein by any chance?

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

For non payment we will hack hohohohohehehe,cut hohohohoh,slice hahahahaha, disembowl, hawhahwahaw, dismember hehehehhohohohoho.

We will have a lovely time. Won’t we kiddies?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Are you kidneying me?

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Dr Mengele is vaitink for you.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

@ Eccekio: Also Dr. Heiter.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

In the house in Rileh dead, Cluthu lies waiting.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Who’s the half-assed idiot using all the semi-colons ?!

demondude777
demondude777
10 years ago

I’m sorry sir. I hear what you are saying, but i am not listening. If you would like me to listen to he problems you have had with our service I will need your receipt. Without that, we….well…don’t really care!

Meh
Meh
10 years ago

The title should be “Be kidney – please wewidney”. ;-p

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

You can put my goods on the belt.
But you cant touch my bads.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I’m not hungary anymore.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

@seventy2rd o clock: Good one! Wish I’d thought if it.

brbr
brbr
10 years ago

Well I would have given them an Arm and a Leg, but they would only accept my kidney! Darn airport security!

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
10 years ago

And don’t forget there is an anal increase in VAT (!!)

GwydionM
GwydionM
10 years ago

This sort of error rouses my spleen!

Snufkin
Snufkin
10 years ago

If kidney is not sufficient for your cooperation, we have other methods.

Jøsh
Jøsh
10 years ago

Kindness failure.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Does anybody know what ‘mehrverstener’, ‘dientshalter’, ‘könnenur’ and ‘etgegen’ means?

emily
emily
10 years ago

When people make a kidney request, we should give a hearty response.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

@72rd o’ clock
Dien/ duienen = to serve
Schalter = switch; period of service, seniority
Dien(en)schalter = not sure – servo-switch perhaps
Verstehen = understand (ing)
Mehr = majority; more; to a greater extent.
Mehrverstehen = The understanding of the majority (is ——-)
Entgegen = contary to; against.

Are you sure you got the spelling correct?

Grusse……Marum.(Die schachspielen Katze)

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

PS. you bet my brain with that. After all I am only a little cat.

Grrrooowwwwllll……Marum.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Typo Dien/dienen (verb)

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Konnen = knowledge; ability etc.
er = he

Honnener= who knows? know it all perhaps.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Typo again = Konnener

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Would you please tag all your organs. In the event of a crash, we can reasseble you for burial.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

EDIT: Reassemble

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

OK I only glanced at the German text. On closer inspection it is as stuffed as the English. But it make no sense at all – only phonetically.

Mehrwertsteuer = Goods and services tax or V.A.T
Dienschalter = service-desk
(sic) Kustern dienschalter =customer service desk
Konnenur= Sentence statrs off: Bestatigung konnen gegen Vorlage = Verification/confirmation. known against Original —-
Gotta go – mice to catch.
Meow meow…… Marum.

DECMATH
DECMATH
10 years ago

Episode IV – A New Tax

It was a time of Engrish in the Empire….

Lara
Lara
10 years ago

German is also wrong … spelling mistakes … strange combinations of words … but not as funny as English

DragonLady
DragonLady
10 years ago

VAT did you say???

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Great … Engrish and Gelman.

sparky
sparky
10 years ago

Okay, I’ll Comply – but my little dog too? no Auntie Em – Not Toto!

adjfalkfjdlkah
adjfalkfjdlkah
10 years ago

The German is just as broken as the English. Rough translation:

We request our valued customers to place all goods on the coneyor belt. An invoice with add-fortakx we can [unreadable] on the day of payment. Receit and vali-dation of guarantees at the customer Servicedeck. Requests for returns caonly were ac epted if the receipt is produced.

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