Because of my killer looks?

Because of my killer looks?

posted on 31 Dec 2011 in Chinglish

The ugly side of landscaping…

Photo courtesy of Lindsey Snellgrove.
Found in Guangzhou, China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

The beautiful are so cruel.

Smegma
Smegma
10 years ago

Someone is into BSDM…

Smegma
Smegma
10 years ago

Some digs BSDM.

SF
SF
10 years ago

Mirror, mirror on the grass
Who is the fairest of them all?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

It seems it’s already too late… Nice gravestone though!

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

“I’ll get you, my pretty. And your little dog, too!”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

What a kidney request!

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Don’t hate me because I’m beautiful.

Peter
Peter
10 years ago

Epic fail . . . classical example when BOTH the translation AND the original text in the host language make no sense to any people at all.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

It is OK to hurt me for your ugly though.

Peter
Peter
10 years ago

whoops . . . I mean “classic example . . . “

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

So that’s where they buried the remains of the Wicked Witch of the West.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Isn’t it bad enough that I’m buried here under a sidewalk for kids to drip ice cream on me and dogs to pee on my stone? Oh, no, YOU have to dump me just when I was really digging you! God, death is so unfair!

coffeebot
10 years ago

An Inconvenient Landscape

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

“You’ll have to make love to me very gently – I have acute angina.”

‘That’s good. ‘Cause you have really ugly boobs.’

Snufkin
Snufkin
10 years ago

Gollum, I’m warning you…stay off the grass.

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
10 years ago

Cast in stone, no less. Happy New Year 2012…looks like the fate of Engrish.com is secure.

YYD
YYD
10 years ago

“Don’t hurt me for your beauty.”
I think it might be a sign used to discourage people from sunbathing on the grass and crushing them, or something.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Continued on next stone…

emily
emily
10 years ago

Thank you for your kind!

SuSu
SuSu
10 years ago

Dont hurt me for you are pretty.

InspectHerGadget
InspectHerGadget
10 years ago

My “pretty” wants a sacrifice so i’m going to hurt you, MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

pikapal
10 years ago

What about a little dog too?

sparky
sparky
10 years ago

Captioning by Strange Dog and Crabby Monkey

Diddims
Diddims
10 years ago

@SF: “Mirror, mirror, in the grass,
Who ‘s the finest piece or arse?”

SB DA WANG
SB DA WANG
10 years ago

Huh, the translation is awkward but still somewhat accurate… What trickery is this? What does it mean?

grine
grine
9 years ago

“No picking flowers”?

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