Been naughty this year?

Been naughty this year?

posted on 22 Dec 2011 in Stationery

I like you. You’ve been bad.

Photo courtesy of Erik Elder.
Christmas card found in Japan. 

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Next you’ll be telling me that ‘Dashing through the snow’ is a euphemism too

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Oh dear, thats too much for me to bear.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Mary had a little Lamb,
She also had a Bear,
Everyone saw Mary’s Lamb,
But very few saw her Bear.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Mary was often bad,
And she was often nice,
But when she was very very bad,
She was very very nice.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Sweet. So much nicer than the usual “Get in the car, b!tch.”

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Let’s enjoy Christmas.
Yeah!
Merry Syphillus and a happy Gonohorrea.

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
10 years ago

Ho, ho, ho will never have the same meaning for me.

Thanks for spoiling Christmas for me, Japanese manufacturers.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

It’s a Christmas Beer!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Ho! Enjoying the Christmas? Oh my goodness!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Finally the garish red suit, secretive lifestyle and flamboyant late night escapes make sense!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

TO A HO AT CHRISTMAS
You better watch out
You better not cry,
Better not pout,
I’m telling you why.
I’ve got a BIG present for you!

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

What’s the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stopped at three Hos.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

@Faulty wiring. No. But Ho, Ho, Ho, is.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Hmm. Maybe a double entendre.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

If you are being charged with solicitation, we strongly urge you to contact us at Bearly Legal. Your indecency is our specialty.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

“The reason Santa is so jolly is that he knows where all the bad girls live.” –attributed to George Carlin

Halloween Jack
Halloween Jack
10 years ago

One of the things that I miss most about Joey Ramone was being on his Xmas card list.

ngyonghan
ngyonghan
10 years ago

“Hi ho silver Christmas!” 😀

demondude777
demondude777
10 years ago

Something tells me I am going to enjoy my gift this year……

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Ho’ much?

Mr Fabulous
Mr Fabulous
10 years ago

And WHY do the Japanese think it’s “cool” to put “English” (no I didn’t say “Engrish”) in everything?

Michael
Michael
10 years ago

It’s Rudolph the Red-Nosed Ramone!
Gabba Gabba Hey!

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

Santa really dose know where all the naughty girls live.

Sparkle
Sparkle
10 years ago

santa ALWAYS asks for a “snow job”

brbr
brbr
10 years ago

Haha, I need this as an ecard!

Alex
Alex
10 years ago

Am I the only person who’s first thought was Blitzkrieg Bop?

Victoria
Victoria
10 years ago

I will never hear Blitzkrieg Bop in the same way again.

RT
RT
10 years ago

“don we now our gay apparel” no longer applies to christmas?

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Q. What’s covered in fur and dances?

A. Michael Bearisnikov.

Jøsh
Jøsh
10 years ago

Hey ho lets go!
Best Christmas song is ‘Merry Christmas, I don’t want to fight tonight” by the Ramones.

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

Santa really does know where the naughty girls live.

SuSu
SuSu
10 years ago

Is that a bear or a deer?
Oh, I know, it’s a beer!

Jewels
Jewels
10 years ago

It’s Teddy, the red-nosed beard (bear-deer cross)

JB
JB
10 years ago

What do you get when you don’t give a Ho a gift?
Some really cheap whine.

Cons19
Cons19
10 years ago

Santa Ramone

Diddims
Diddims
10 years ago

Someone’s addressing one of the Kardashian sisters?

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

I understand. I get alittle horny at Christmas too.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

If you’ll be naughty, you’ll get something nice ….

anon7743
anon7743
10 years ago

How I see it:
“Hey ho(e), it’s Christmas time… Let’s enjoy ‘Health'”

Health… as in “delivery health.” Horny??

sparky
sparky
10 years ago

What’s been going on with the bear and deer?

Huggzie
Huggzie
9 years ago

You just KNOW you are in China when a badly drawn raindeer is calling you his HOE!

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