Been naughty this year?

Been naughty this year?

posted on 22 Dec 2011 in Stationery

I like you. You’ve been bad.

Photo courtesy of Erik Elder.
Christmas card found in Japan. 

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

Next you’ll be telling me that ‘Dashing through the snow’ is a euphemism too

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Oh dear, thats too much for me to bear.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Mary had a little Lamb,
She also had a Bear,
Everyone saw Mary’s Lamb,
But very few saw her Bear.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Mary was often bad,
And she was often nice,
But when she was very very bad,
She was very very nice.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Sweet. So much nicer than the usual “Get in the car, b!tch.”

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Let’s enjoy Christmas.
Yeah!
Merry Syphillus and a happy Gonohorrea.

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
8 years ago

Ho, ho, ho will never have the same meaning for me.

Thanks for spoiling Christmas for me, Japanese manufacturers.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

It’s a Christmas Beer!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Ho! Enjoying the Christmas? Oh my goodness!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

Finally the garish red suit, secretive lifestyle and flamboyant late night escapes make sense!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

TO A HO AT CHRISTMAS
You better watch out
You better not cry,
Better not pout,
I’m telling you why.
I’ve got a BIG present for you!

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

What’s the difference between Santa and Tiger Woods?

Santa stopped at three Hos.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

@Faulty wiring. No. But Ho, Ho, Ho, is.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Hmm. Maybe a double entendre.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

If you are being charged with solicitation, we strongly urge you to contact us at Bearly Legal. Your indecency is our specialty.

Classic Steve
8 years ago

“The reason Santa is so jolly is that he knows where all the bad girls live.” –attributed to George Carlin

Halloween Jack
Halloween Jack
8 years ago

One of the things that I miss most about Joey Ramone was being on his Xmas card list.

ngyonghan
ngyonghan
8 years ago

“Hi ho silver Christmas!” 😀

demondude777
demondude777
8 years ago

Something tells me I am going to enjoy my gift this year……

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Ho’ much?

Mr Fabulous
Mr Fabulous
8 years ago

And WHY do the Japanese think it’s “cool” to put “English” (no I didn’t say “Engrish”) in everything?

Michael
Michael
8 years ago

It’s Rudolph the Red-Nosed Ramone!
Gabba Gabba Hey!

Kitsune
Kitsune
8 years ago

Santa really dose know where all the naughty girls live.

Sparkle
Sparkle
8 years ago

santa ALWAYS asks for a “snow job”

brbr
brbr
8 years ago

Haha, I need this as an ecard!

Alex
Alex
8 years ago

Am I the only person who’s first thought was Blitzkrieg Bop?

Victoria
Victoria
8 years ago

I will never hear Blitzkrieg Bop in the same way again.

RT
RT
8 years ago

“don we now our gay apparel” no longer applies to christmas?

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Q. What’s covered in fur and dances?

A. Michael Bearisnikov.

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

Hey ho lets go!
Best Christmas song is ‘Merry Christmas, I don’t want to fight tonight” by the Ramones.

Kitsune
Kitsune
8 years ago

Santa really does know where the naughty girls live.

SuSu
SuSu
8 years ago

Is that a bear or a deer?
Oh, I know, it’s a beer!

Jewels
Jewels
8 years ago

It’s Teddy, the red-nosed beard (bear-deer cross)

JB
JB
8 years ago

What do you get when you don’t give a Ho a gift?
Some really cheap whine.

Cons19
Cons19
8 years ago

Santa Ramone

Diddims
Diddims
8 years ago

Someone’s addressing one of the Kardashian sisters?

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

I understand. I get alittle horny at Christmas too.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

If you’ll be naughty, you’ll get something nice ….

anon7743
anon7743
8 years ago

How I see it:
“Hey ho(e), it’s Christmas time… Let’s enjoy ‘Health'”

Health… as in “delivery health.” Horny??

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

What’s been going on with the bear and deer?

Huggzie
Huggzie
7 years ago

You just KNOW you are in China when a badly drawn raindeer is calling you his HOE!

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