Don’t say I didn’t warn you

Don’t say I didn’t warn you

posted on 20 Dec 2011 in Chinglish, Menus

I regret this meal already

Photo courtesy of D. Hildebrand.
Found in Beijing, China. 

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

Sweet & delicious = sugar coated kittens

Moderate hardness = Creating a menu this incomprehensible

Ages = Time to recover from sweet & delicious

Food for thought = Taco as for Mexico

Do not eat, do not know = Kate Moss

Eat forget = Rohypnol

Still want to eat eat = Kirstie Alley

Do not blame you first buy = Part 1, Lord of the Rings trilogy

Blame me not to buy second = Part 2 & 3, Lord of the Rings trilogy

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Well I can’t be bothered eating here then

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

They must be hiding something…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

– What would you like to eat, Sir?
– Eat.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

What’s in an ages? Young, adult , and old?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

· · · — — — · · ·

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

What puzzles me the most about this is that the Chinese seems to correspond mostly to the Engrish.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Do not eat do not know = This food makes you wiser. Especially after the forst time.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Customer: Waiter. What is your name?
Waiter: Hoo Mee.
Customer: Yes! You!Waiter:Hoo Mee.
Customer:WHAT IS YOUR F—— NAME!!!
Waiter: HOO MEE YOU DEAF ROUND-EYED PLICK!

CUSTOMER STORMS OUT DOOR.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

“Do not eat do not know” in Texas we call that “road kill”.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Speciality of the Fook Yu takeway restaurant.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Do you have low-fat eat eat?

SF
SF
8 years ago

Blame me not to eat elsewhere

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

Do not eat do not know – is that like “don’t ask, don’t tell?”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

– Would you like something to eat, Sir?
– Forget.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

I would never eat anyone I did not know well.

Michael
Michael
8 years ago

If you ate “Food For Thought” with “Do Not Eat Do Not Know,” would they cancel each other out?

Classic Steve
8 years ago

“Eat forget”? So that’s why Chinese food leaves you hungry again in a half hour.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

I’ll have the Kung Prozac Chicken, please.

demondude777
demondude777
8 years ago

Last time I had the Eat Forget meal…but I don’t remember if I liked it or not!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Story of my life…
Starts out “Sweet and Delicious”
Ends up “Blame me not”.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

It must be one of those incontinence stores.

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
8 years ago

Ah, another storm of word wreckage from the Glories of Google Translation.

Snufkin
Snufkin
8 years ago

Buy it once, blame on me.
Buy it twice, blame on you.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Gosh, faulty wiring, just because you get in first doesn’t mean you have to use them all! Damn!

RT
RT
8 years ago

“you have already lost your appetite”

*cue overused hokuto no ken background music*

Bob
Bob
8 years ago

How they dance in the courtyard,
Sweet and delicious sweat.
Some eat to remember,
Some eat to forget.

d17nk
d17nk
8 years ago

If you cook “Moderate Hardness” long enough with some “Sweet and Delicious”, would it become soft?

Doyle
Doyle
8 years ago

Do not eat, do not tell.

emily
emily
8 years ago

I eat, I forget
I do not eat, I do not know
So, should I eat or shouldn’t I?
Now, that’s food for thought!

Peter
Peter
8 years ago

Classic, epic, Chinese failure!!

???
???
8 years ago

Even the Chinese words are incomprehensible…….

Jewels
Jewels
8 years ago

Some eat to forget, some forget to eat.
At this place, you’re lucky if you forget to eat.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

@mickeygreeneyes

do not blame i see first

moderate sadness

still want to laugh laugh

read forget

Jewels
Jewels
8 years ago

Wait-staff not English speak here.
They don’t know what eat you want…
if they do, they’ll forget anyway.

Salome
Salome
8 years ago

Why are the rating buttons of some of the captions above greyed out when I haven’t rated any?

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

This explains all the politicians who eat here ….

cocaslocas
cocaslocas
8 years ago

eat me once, shame on you…

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Waiter: What would you like?

Miss:
I’ll have a Cafe Vodka Valium Latte to go please.

SB DA WANG
SB DA WANG
8 years ago

Fragrant/Sweet and tasty
Moderate texture (well the original is literal, but inelegant)
It’s proper for young and old
the aftertaste lasts for a long time
If you haven’t eaten it you wouldn’t know,
Having eaten it, it’s unforgettable,
Having eaten it, you still want to eat
If you don’t buy it the first time, blame you-
If you don’t buy it the second time, blame me.

What a masterwork! Du Fu and Su Dongpo would turn green from envy!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Photo taken in the McDonald’s next to the Zen monastery.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Photo taken in the McDonald’s next to the Zen monastery.

Life's wish
Life's wish
7 years ago

Talk about food for thought

Soso
Soso
6 years ago

So … To eat or not To eat

Mitch Franklin
Mitch Franklin
6 years ago

Here’s what it really says:
* Sweet & delicious
* Tender
* Good for all ages
* You’ll remember the taste
* If you don’t eat it, you won’t know how good it tastes
* You won’t forget the good taste
* You’ll want to continue eating it
* If you don’t buy it the first time, that’s your fault
* If you don’t buy it again, that’s my fault

BigD25
BigD25
6 years ago

clever and lunch do not a business deal make

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