Don’t say I didn’t warn you

Don’t say I didn’t warn you

posted on 20 Dec 2011 in Chinglish, Menus

I regret this meal already

Photo courtesy of D. Hildebrand.
Found in Beijing, China. 

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faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

Sweet & delicious = sugar coated kittens

Moderate hardness = Creating a menu this incomprehensible

Ages = Time to recover from sweet & delicious

Food for thought = Taco as for Mexico

Do not eat, do not know = Kate Moss

Eat forget = Rohypnol

Still want to eat eat = Kirstie Alley

Do not blame you first buy = Part 1, Lord of the Rings trilogy

Blame me not to buy second = Part 2 & 3, Lord of the Rings trilogy

Algernon
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Algernon

Well I can’t be bothered eating here then

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

They must be hiding something…

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– What would you like to eat, Sir?
– Eat.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

What’s in an ages? Young, adult , and old?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

· · · — — — · · ·

DrLex
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DrLex

What puzzles me the most about this is that the Chinese seems to correspond mostly to the Engrish.

Eccekio
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Eccekio

Do not eat do not know = This food makes you wiser. Especially after the forst time.

Eccekio
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Eccekio

Customer: Waiter. What is your name?
Waiter: Hoo Mee.
Customer: Yes! You!Waiter:Hoo Mee.
Customer:WHAT IS YOUR F—— NAME!!!
Waiter: HOO MEE YOU DEAF ROUND-EYED PLICK!

CUSTOMER STORMS OUT DOOR.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

“Do not eat do not know” in Texas we call that “road kill”.

Eccekio
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Eccekio

Speciality of the Fook Yu takeway restaurant.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Do you have low-fat eat eat?

SF
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SF

Blame me not to eat elsewhere

FatKenney
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FatKenney

Do not eat do not know – is that like “don’t ask, don’t tell?”

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Would you like something to eat, Sir?
– Forget.

Eccekio
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Eccekio

I would never eat anyone I did not know well.

Michael
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Michael

If you ate “Food For Thought” with “Do Not Eat Do Not Know,” would they cancel each other out?

Classic Steve
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“Eat forget”? So that’s why Chinese food leaves you hungry again in a half hour.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

I’ll have the Kung Prozac Chicken, please.

demondude777
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demondude777

Last time I had the Eat Forget meal…but I don’t remember if I liked it or not!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Story of my life…
Starts out “Sweet and Delicious”
Ends up “Blame me not”.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

It must be one of those incontinence stores.

Darth Na'vi
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Darth Na'vi

Ah, another storm of word wreckage from the Glories of Google Translation.

Snufkin
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Snufkin

Buy it once, blame on me.
Buy it twice, blame on you.

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

Gosh, faulty wiring, just because you get in first doesn’t mean you have to use them all! Damn!

RT
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RT

“you have already lost your appetite”

*cue overused hokuto no ken background music*

Bob
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Bob

How they dance in the courtyard,
Sweet and delicious sweat.
Some eat to remember,
Some eat to forget.

d17nk
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d17nk

If you cook “Moderate Hardness” long enough with some “Sweet and Delicious”, would it become soft?

Doyle
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Doyle

Do not eat, do not tell.

emily
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emily

I eat, I forget
I do not eat, I do not know
So, should I eat or shouldn’t I?
Now, that’s food for thought!

Peter
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Peter

Classic, epic, Chinese failure!!

???
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???

Even the Chinese words are incomprehensible…….

Jewels
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Jewels

Some eat to forget, some forget to eat.
At this place, you’re lucky if you forget to eat.

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

@mickeygreeneyes

do not blame i see first

moderate sadness

still want to laugh laugh

read forget

Jewels
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Jewels

Wait-staff not English speak here.
They don’t know what eat you want…
if they do, they’ll forget anyway.

Salome
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Salome

Why are the rating buttons of some of the captions above greyed out when I haven’t rated any?

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius
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This explains all the politicians who eat here ….

cocaslocas
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cocaslocas

eat me once, shame on you…

sparky
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sparky

Waiter: What would you like?

Miss:
I’ll have a Cafe Vodka Valium Latte to go please.

SB DA WANG
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SB DA WANG

Fragrant/Sweet and tasty
Moderate texture (well the original is literal, but inelegant)
It’s proper for young and old
the aftertaste lasts for a long time
If you haven’t eaten it you wouldn’t know,
Having eaten it, it’s unforgettable,
Having eaten it, you still want to eat
If you don’t buy it the first time, blame you-
If you don’t buy it the second time, blame me.

What a masterwork! Du Fu and Su Dongpo would turn green from envy!

Biff the Understudy
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Biff the Understudy

Photo taken in the McDonald’s next to the Zen monastery.

Biff the Understudy
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Biff the Understudy

Photo taken in the McDonald’s next to the Zen monastery.

Life's wish
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Life's wish

Talk about food for thought

Soso
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Soso

So … To eat or not To eat

Mitch Franklin
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Mitch Franklin

Here’s what it really says:
* Sweet & delicious
* Tender
* Good for all ages
* You’ll remember the taste
* If you don’t eat it, you won’t know how good it tastes
* You won’t forget the good taste
* You’ll want to continue eating it
* If you don’t buy it the first time, that’s your fault
* If you don’t buy it again, that’s my fault

BigD25
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BigD25

clever and lunch do not a business deal make

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