I am wot I am

I am wot I am

posted on 26 Dec 2011 in Music

It is what it is

Photo courtesy of Andrew Lawrance.
Found on a plastic Ukulele.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

But I am random of word.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Sure It’s not a banjo.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Grammar & punctuation kindly provided by Tiny Tim (of the meteor)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

”Allow me to introduced myself: I’m Jane Smith. You of the meteor, not Is?”

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

The bit about the meteor has me flumoxed, but I reckon that ‘Not is momentary and is eternal’ is referring to some of the memorable celebrity quotes of 2011:

Paris Hilton: “Everything bad that can happen to a person has happened to me”

Donald Trump: “I mean, part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich”

Leslie Lohan: “I was not drinking, nor do I drink”

Charlie Sheen: …everything

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Do you really think someone of the meteor would understand Engrish?

Lermy
Lermy
10 years ago

I am not what you of, leslie lohan, nor a momentary meteor, but is it Lyndsay Lohan?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Uh oh, they know I am of the meteor. And I thought I had disguised my tentacles really well as extra-long dreadlocks. Now I guess I’ll have to wipe them all out with my death ray. I hope I get it right on the next planet. Oh, well!

Jellychop
Jellychop
10 years ago

To those of the meteor not is momentary.
But I, not, know I am eternal.

And I am he
as you are he
as you are me
and we are all together…

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

A rose by any other name would be a ukelele.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
10 years ago

I of the momentary is confused.

Bill S.
Bill S.
10 years ago

Now THAT is some good Engrish (garbled gibberish and not just a funny “typo”)…

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Some very profound social comet-ary.

Rob
Rob
10 years ago

I am not understand of that…

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Life is like that… momentary eternity.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Momentary are very crafty.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

This is a great achievement in communication with extraterrestrial intelligence (see also the spacecraft Voyager’s Golden Record, which was not successful at all).

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Snatch the meteor from my hand, Grasshopper.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

An Ukelele by any other name would smell as sweet.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Do not replace this genuine plastic article with an imitation,.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Now I know what Hell is. Eternal plastic Ukelelies.

Michael
Michael
10 years ago

the Melancholia Ukelele by Lars Von Trier

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

PREPARE TO METEOR MAKER!!

Chapelo
Chapelo
10 years ago

Is that you, Aeris?

AMERKIN
AMERKIN
10 years ago

This is what the native speakers of Asian languages get tattooed on their lower back thinking it is profound and meaningful.

Beth
Beth
10 years ago

It is meant to read.. it is better to burn out than fade away.

sparky
sparky
10 years ago

I AM of the meteor and have told these messengers an eternity of times,

it’s: I of the meteor says it is all MY MONEY and is eternal and is not yours!

GOD, where can a find a good Scribner? Momentary monetary – Oy Vey!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

So… you’re trying to tell us Apophis will hit the Earth. Or not? Could you be a little more specific?

grine
grine
10 years ago

My guess is that this is Chinese whispers (through multiple layers of Google Translate) of a romantic poem.
The meteor probably started out as a shooting star.

The Wise Guy
The Wise Guy
9 years ago

A classic line from a Star Wars’ spin-off: “Yoda’s Lost Weekend”

JuLiAnBo188
JuLiAnBo188
9 years ago

Looks like Sephiroth is trying to confuse Cloud with this.

Doctor Q
9 years ago

They even perfected the font for us, for extra confused-ness.

BigD25
BigD25
8 years ago

traditional Chinese needlepoint

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