It is what it is
Photo courtesy of Andrew Lawrance.
Found on a plastic Ukulele.
But I am random of word.
Sure It’s not a banjo.
Grammar & punctuation kindly provided by Tiny Tim (of the meteor)
”Allow me to introduced myself: I’m Jane Smith. You of the meteor, not Is?”
The bit about the meteor has me flumoxed, but I reckon that ‘Not is momentary and is eternal’ is referring to some of the memorable celebrity quotes of 2011:
Paris Hilton: “Everything bad that can happen to a person has happened to me”
Donald Trump: “I mean, part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich”
Leslie Lohan: “I was not drinking, nor do I drink”
Charlie Sheen: …everything
Do you really think someone of the meteor would understand Engrish?
I am not what you of, leslie lohan, nor a momentary meteor, but is it Lyndsay Lohan?
Uh oh, they know I am of the meteor. And I thought I had disguised my tentacles really well as extra-long dreadlocks. Now I guess I’ll have to wipe them all out with my death ray. I hope I get it right on the next planet. Oh, well!
To those of the meteor not is momentary.
But I, not, know I am eternal.
And I am he
as you are he
as you are me
and we are all together…
A rose by any other name would be a ukelele.
I of the momentary is confused.
Now THAT is some good Engrish (garbled gibberish and not just a funny “typo”)…
Some very profound social comet-ary.
I am not understand of that…
Life is like that… momentary eternity.
Momentary are very crafty.
This is a great achievement in communication with extraterrestrial intelligence (see also the spacecraft Voyager’s Golden Record, which was not successful at all).
Snatch the meteor from my hand, Grasshopper.
An Ukelele by any other name would smell as sweet.
Do not replace this genuine plastic article with an imitation,.
Now I know what Hell is. Eternal plastic Ukelelies.
the Melancholia Ukelele by Lars Von Trier
PREPARE TO METEOR MAKER!!
Is that you, Aeris?
This is what the native speakers of Asian languages get tattooed on their lower back thinking it is profound and meaningful.
It is meant to read.. it is better to burn out than fade away.
I AM of the meteor and have told these messengers an eternity of times,
it’s: I of the meteor says it is all MY MONEY and is eternal and is not yours!
GOD, where can a find a good Scribner? Momentary monetary – Oy Vey!
So… you’re trying to tell us Apophis will hit the Earth. Or not? Could you be a little more specific?
My guess is that this is Chinese whispers (through multiple layers of Google Translate) of a romantic poem.
The meteor probably started out as a shooting star.
A classic line from a Star Wars’ spin-off: “Yoda’s Lost Weekend”
Looks like Sephiroth is trying to confuse Cloud with this.
They even perfected the font for us, for extra confused-ness.
traditional Chinese needlepoint