I am wot I am

I am wot I am

posted on 26 Dec 2011 in Music

It is what it is

Photo courtesy of Andrew Lawrance.
Found on a plastic Ukulele.

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Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

But I am random of word.

Algernon
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Algernon

Sure It’s not a banjo.

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

Grammar & punctuation kindly provided by Tiny Tim (of the meteor)

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

”Allow me to introduced myself: I’m Jane Smith. You of the meteor, not Is?”

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

The bit about the meteor has me flumoxed, but I reckon that ‘Not is momentary and is eternal’ is referring to some of the memorable celebrity quotes of 2011:

Paris Hilton: “Everything bad that can happen to a person has happened to me”

Donald Trump: “I mean, part of the beauty of me is that I am very rich”

Leslie Lohan: “I was not drinking, nor do I drink”

Charlie Sheen: …everything

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Do you really think someone of the meteor would understand Engrish?

Lermy
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Lermy

I am not what you of, leslie lohan, nor a momentary meteor, but is it Lyndsay Lohan?

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

Uh oh, they know I am of the meteor. And I thought I had disguised my tentacles really well as extra-long dreadlocks. Now I guess I’ll have to wipe them all out with my death ray. I hope I get it right on the next planet. Oh, well!

Jellychop
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Jellychop

To those of the meteor not is momentary.
But I, not, know I am eternal.

And I am he
as you are he
as you are me
and we are all together…

jjhitt
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jjhitt

A rose by any other name would be a ukelele.

Stopchicks
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Stopchicks

I of the momentary is confused.

Bill S.
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Bill S.

Now THAT is some good Engrish (garbled gibberish and not just a funny “typo”)…

Chuck
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Chuck

Some very profound social comet-ary.

Rob
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Rob

I am not understand of that…

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Life is like that… momentary eternity.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Momentary are very crafty.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

This is a great achievement in communication with extraterrestrial intelligence (see also the spacecraft Voyager’s Golden Record, which was not successful at all).

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Snatch the meteor from my hand, Grasshopper.

Eccekio
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Eccekio

An Ukelele by any other name would smell as sweet.

Eccekio
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Eccekio

Do not replace this genuine plastic article with an imitation,.

Eccekio
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Eccekio

Now I know what Hell is. Eternal plastic Ukelelies.

Michael
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Michael

the Melancholia Ukelele by Lars Von Trier

Eccekio
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Eccekio

PREPARE TO METEOR MAKER!!

Chapelo
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Chapelo

Is that you, Aeris?

AMERKIN
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AMERKIN

This is what the native speakers of Asian languages get tattooed on their lower back thinking it is profound and meaningful.

Beth
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Beth

It is meant to read.. it is better to burn out than fade away.

sparky
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sparky

I AM of the meteor and have told these messengers an eternity of times,

it’s: I of the meteor says it is all MY MONEY and is eternal and is not yours!

GOD, where can a find a good Scribner? Momentary monetary – Oy Vey!

Biff the Understudy
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Biff the Understudy

So… you’re trying to tell us Apophis will hit the Earth. Or not? Could you be a little more specific?

grine
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grine

My guess is that this is Chinese whispers (through multiple layers of Google Translate) of a romantic poem.
The meteor probably started out as a shooting star.

The Wise Guy
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The Wise Guy

A classic line from a Star Wars’ spin-off: “Yoda’s Lost Weekend”

JuLiAnBo188
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JuLiAnBo188

Looks like Sephiroth is trying to confuse Cloud with this.

Doctor Q
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They even perfected the font for us, for extra confused-ness.

BigD25
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BigD25

traditional Chinese needlepoint

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