Just don’t love me to death…

Just don’t love me to death…

posted on 4 Dec 2011 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of David Saylor.
Found in Kumamoto, Japan. 

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Tong
Tong
10 years ago

When you are not alive, love is made into movies, Ghost and Scream.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Profound!. Not much call for it once you’re dead.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Might get a bit sloppy after a while.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I never thought about necrophilia until now.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Not only best but also more legal

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
10 years ago

That’s only for those with no fear of rejection.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Necrophilia means never having to say … anything.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Dear John,
I’m leaving you for a man with a pulse.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Must be a Twilight fan, the printing is on the inside of the neck.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

In certain circumstances, death is better…

Inspect Her Gadget
Inspect Her Gadget
10 years ago

A man is incomplete until he’s in love…then he’s finished!!

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

There once was a hermit named Dave
Who kept a dead ….

Sorry. Maybe with a different audience

GwydionM
GwydionM
10 years ago

Hugging the dead is unhygenic.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Yeah. I prefer my women alive too. Necrophilia doesn’t turn me on at all.

Sarah
Sarah
10 years ago

Gives a whole new meaning to “til death us do part”!

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

There once was a lass named Cecelia,
Who made love like a bout of necrophilia
She lay ion the bed,
Like she already was dead,
And not one move or atwitch would she deal ya.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Let’s see you rhyme something with “necrophilia”? 🙂

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
10 years ago

Chuck:

Did your version end:

…whore in his cave.
He said, “I’ll admit
I’m a bit of a !@#$,
But think of the money I save.”

Mr. Dude
Mr. Dude
10 years ago

Contractions are best when youare not using an apostrophe

Jellychop
Jellychop
10 years ago

And youknow that youare in love and youare alive whenyou begin to compulsively mergewords.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

@Bill:

Last line is the same, but yours is clean in comparion !

DrZos
DrZos
10 years ago

This is necrophilia’s buzzkill…

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

Paid for by the society to prevent necrophilia.

Kris Gould
Kris Gould
10 years ago

The heroine of “Corpse Bride” was furious about this logo!

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

Necrophiliacs disagree… film at 11

Diddims
Diddims
10 years ago

That is a valid point…

tomthumb
tomthumb
10 years ago

No wonder she never called back

BigD25
BigD25
8 years ago

….and when your hands aren’t bound!

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