Just don’t love me to death…

Just don’t love me to death…

posted on 4 Dec 2011 in Clothing

Photo courtesy of David Saylor.
Found in Kumamoto, Japan. 

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Tong
Tong
8 years ago

When you are not alive, love is made into movies, Ghost and Scream.

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Profound!. Not much call for it once you’re dead.

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Might get a bit sloppy after a while.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I never thought about necrophilia until now.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

Not only best but also more legal

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
8 years ago

That’s only for those with no fear of rejection.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Necrophilia means never having to say … anything.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Dear John,
I’m leaving you for a man with a pulse.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Must be a Twilight fan, the printing is on the inside of the neck.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

In certain circumstances, death is better…

Inspect Her Gadget
Inspect Her Gadget
8 years ago

A man is incomplete until he’s in love…then he’s finished!!

Chuck
Chuck
8 years ago

There once was a hermit named Dave
Who kept a dead ….

Sorry. Maybe with a different audience

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

Hugging the dead is unhygenic.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Yeah. I prefer my women alive too. Necrophilia doesn’t turn me on at all.

Sarah
Sarah
8 years ago

Gives a whole new meaning to “til death us do part”!

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

There once was a lass named Cecelia,
Who made love like a bout of necrophilia
She lay ion the bed,
Like she already was dead,
And not one move or atwitch would she deal ya.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Let’s see you rhyme something with “necrophilia”? 🙂

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
8 years ago

Chuck:

Did your version end:

…whore in his cave.
He said, “I’ll admit
I’m a bit of a !@#$,
But think of the money I save.”

Mr. Dude
Mr. Dude
8 years ago

Contractions are best when youare not using an apostrophe

Jellychop
Jellychop
8 years ago

And youknow that youare in love and youare alive whenyou begin to compulsively mergewords.

Chuck
Chuck
8 years ago

@Bill:

Last line is the same, but yours is clean in comparion !

DrZos
DrZos
8 years ago

This is necrophilia’s buzzkill…

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
8 years ago

Paid for by the society to prevent necrophilia.

Kris Gould
Kris Gould
8 years ago

The heroine of “Corpse Bride” was furious about this logo!

Kitsune
Kitsune
8 years ago

Necrophiliacs disagree… film at 11

Diddims
Diddims
8 years ago

That is a valid point…

tomthumb
tomthumb
8 years ago

No wonder she never called back

BigD25
BigD25
6 years ago

….and when your hands aren’t bound!

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