Lickin’ Chicken

Lickin’ Chicken

posted on 1 Dec 2011 in Chinglish, Menus

The bonds of holy pulmonary…

Photo courtesy of AJ.
Menu from China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Lung slice well at least they’re not spitting at one another.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I knew! Organic food is made of people!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

This is how ‘Cow and Chicken’ ended…

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

I seriously doubt this was from Taiwan. I’m quite sure it’s from China, judging from the Chinese characters.

dangevin
dangevin
8 years ago

“But didn’t you order spit-roasted chicken, sir?”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

– May I recommend our Sauce Pig Hand, Sir?
– Thanx, I’ll just have a firm Pig Hand Shake. No sauce, sweat or saliva, please.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

Surely Husband Sauce & Wife Saliva would be more popular

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Vetinary Pathology Lab and Carry Out

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

The kids really love them for breakfast.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Introducing the Sauce Cow. No need to cook your sauce anymore, it comes ready-made from the cow’s udder. It is udderly fantastic!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

I know a few guys who work away from home and could be described as ‘self saucing’

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

@Peter Chan: Maybe it was a Chinese restaurant inTaiwan.

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

Hmm, a choice between a hand sandwich or a handburger…

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

She filed for divorce when she found out her husband was slicing another woman’s lung on the side.

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

Cornish game hen lightly sauteed in its own drool.

Kitsune
Kitsune
8 years ago

What if you just want a wife lung slice, maybe with some flava beans?

emily
emily
8 years ago

Saliva chicken — another use of saliva as food besides bird nest…….

Grifter
Grifter
8 years ago

Relax… take a deep breath. We’ll just charge you for it.

Classic Steve
8 years ago

Their love took each other’s breath way.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

In a restaurant:
”Good afternoon, Mr. and Mrs. Lung! Sliced, as per usual?”

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

What’s sauce for the pig’s hand is saliva for the chicken

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

There seems to be a lot of today’s eastern dishes served with body liquids…

Chuck
Chuck
8 years ago

The bride’s bouquet included Lung Flora.
It wasn’t so much tossed at the reception, but expelled.

coffeebot
8 years ago

Finally figured out why I wasn’t getting rich–I was hitting the Sauce Cow, not the Cash Cow

Lao Ma
Lao Ma
8 years ago

To weird you out even more; those are the actual names of the dishes. Sure, saliva chicken sounds a lot better in Chinese than it does in English 😀

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

The cow was so saucy they had to cook her.

J-Luke
J-Luke
8 years ago

Served with a slice of breath – I mean bread…

Sam
Sam
8 years ago

If Soylent Green took place in China…

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Come here Mai Ling you saucy little cow.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

As the bull said when he failed to jump the barbed-wire fence:

How now? Saucy cow.

YYD
YYD
8 years ago

Actually, this is a popular and well-known dish in China. I think there’s a folklore behind the naming.

YYD
YYD
8 years ago

Wikipaedia link:
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuqi_feipian

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

YYD: and so are the Saliva Chicken, the Sauce Cow and the Sauce Pig Hand?

YYD
YYD
8 years ago

I thought it’d be obvious. Yes. They are. I can’t see the real name of saliva chicken but I would guess it’s supposed to be something like “mouth-watering chicken.”

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

Oooh you saucy cow…

anchor
anchor
8 years ago

Lung Slice! I’ve heard of splitting up but this is just ridiculous.

101mahina
8 years ago

I thought the food here tasted funny…

DUDEmanMANdude
DUDEmanMANdude
8 years ago

#2 is the combo platter

Ykke
Ykke
8 years ago

‘Until a demand for our lungs do us part.’

noneofyourbusiness
noneofyourbusiness
8 years ago

our valentine’s special – husband and wife heart!

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