Lickin’ Chicken

Lickin’ Chicken

posted on 1 Dec 2011 in Chinglish, Menus

The bonds of holy pulmonary…

Photo courtesy of AJ.
Menu from China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Lung slice well at least they’re not spitting at one another.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I knew! Organic food is made of people!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

This is how ‘Cow and Chicken’ ended…

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
10 years ago

I seriously doubt this was from Taiwan. I’m quite sure it’s from China, judging from the Chinese characters.

dangevin
dangevin
10 years ago

“But didn’t you order spit-roasted chicken, sir?”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– May I recommend our Sauce Pig Hand, Sir?
– Thanx, I’ll just have a firm Pig Hand Shake. No sauce, sweat or saliva, please.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Surely Husband Sauce & Wife Saliva would be more popular

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Vetinary Pathology Lab and Carry Out

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

The kids really love them for breakfast.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Introducing the Sauce Cow. No need to cook your sauce anymore, it comes ready-made from the cow’s udder. It is udderly fantastic!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

I know a few guys who work away from home and could be described as ‘self saucing’

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

@Peter Chan: Maybe it was a Chinese restaurant inTaiwan.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Hmm, a choice between a hand sandwich or a handburger…

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

She filed for divorce when she found out her husband was slicing another woman’s lung on the side.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Cornish game hen lightly sauteed in its own drool.

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

What if you just want a wife lung slice, maybe with some flava beans?

emily
emily
10 years ago

Saliva chicken — another use of saliva as food besides bird nest…….

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

Relax… take a deep breath. We’ll just charge you for it.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Their love took each other’s breath way.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

In a restaurant:
”Good afternoon, Mr. and Mrs. Lung! Sliced, as per usual?”

GwydionM
GwydionM
10 years ago

What’s sauce for the pig’s hand is saliva for the chicken

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

There seems to be a lot of today’s eastern dishes served with body liquids…

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

The bride’s bouquet included Lung Flora.
It wasn’t so much tossed at the reception, but expelled.

coffeebot
10 years ago

Finally figured out why I wasn’t getting rich–I was hitting the Sauce Cow, not the Cash Cow

Lao Ma
Lao Ma
10 years ago

To weird you out even more; those are the actual names of the dishes. Sure, saliva chicken sounds a lot better in Chinese than it does in English 😀

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

The cow was so saucy they had to cook her.

J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

Served with a slice of breath – I mean bread…

Sam
Sam
10 years ago

If Soylent Green took place in China…

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Come here Mai Ling you saucy little cow.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

As the bull said when he failed to jump the barbed-wire fence:

How now? Saucy cow.

YYD
YYD
10 years ago

Actually, this is a popular and well-known dish in China. I think there’s a folklore behind the naming.

YYD
YYD
10 years ago

Wikipaedia link:
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fuqi_feipian

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

YYD: and so are the Saliva Chicken, the Sauce Cow and the Sauce Pig Hand?

YYD
YYD
10 years ago

I thought it’d be obvious. Yes. They are. I can’t see the real name of saliva chicken but I would guess it’s supposed to be something like “mouth-watering chicken.”

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

Oooh you saucy cow…

anchor
anchor
10 years ago

Lung Slice! I’ve heard of splitting up but this is just ridiculous.

101mahina
10 years ago

I thought the food here tasted funny…

DUDEmanMANdude
DUDEmanMANdude
10 years ago

#2 is the combo platter

Ykke
Ykke
10 years ago

‘Until a demand for our lungs do us part.’

noneofyourbusiness
noneofyourbusiness
10 years ago

our valentine’s special – husband and wife heart!

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