Misanthropic Mayday

Misanthropic Mayday

posted on 8 Dec 2011 in Signs

Your alarm thinks too much.

Photo courtesy of Nieumysl.
Sign found in hostel in Fukuoka, Japan. 

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Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

I’m a hermit and don’t like visitiors. get it!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

Steam only leaks when I’ve got my fartin’ shoes on

Dangevin
Dangevin
8 years ago

If you’re going to take a steam leak, close the door!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

”I want to complain, there’s a Wiki Leak in my bathroom!”

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
8 years ago

Other visitors ARE annoying.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Before I cooperate I want to know who are those ‘other visitors’.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

♪ You just want someone to talk to
They just wanna get away from you
Oh, no, you can’t do that,
Once you started wearin’ those shoes. ♪

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

I’ve always found fire alarms annoying. Seems like they don’t like me either.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

My fire alarm forgot to break glass!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Oh crap… wrong day…

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Sounds like a great way to get children to bathe.
“And don’t come out until you hear sirens…”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

In my bathroom, steam and other annoying visitors leak through a non-hole of water.

coffeebot
8 years ago

because every alarm knows,
where there’s steam, there’s fire

Fire Alarm
Fire Alarm
8 years ago

Annoying visitors, always making me worry there’s a fire…

Chuck
Chuck
8 years ago

Methinks that YOU are the annoying one !
And close the door on your way out.

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

Yeah-close the damn door!

SuSu
SuSu
8 years ago

a bell of a fire alarm sounds because it thinks other visitors are ANNOYING!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

How to cooperate:

5. Takes a bath
4. Steam leaks
3. Fire alarm thinks
2. Cooperates
1. Thanks you!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

It thinks that OTHER visitors are annoying? Wait til it hears me play the bongos at 3 a.m., dude!

emily
emily
8 years ago

But if I closed the door, the steam would be too hot for me. Mind you, my screams are more annoying than the fire alarm!!!

Kburchfiel
Kburchfiel
8 years ago

Reading

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I think my fire alarm is simply jealous.

Cat
Cat
8 years ago

I stayed there! It did not think I was annoying 😀

anon7743
anon7743
8 years ago

Despite not knowing Japanese I would still read the Japanese text if I were to take a bath there — it’s much easier to guess the meaning out of it.

Those fire alarms are indeed useless… can’t even distinguish the difference between real fire/smoke and steam — WTF!??

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

It thinks that other visitors are annoying or it gets the hose again.

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