Misanthropic Mayday

Misanthropic Mayday

posted on 8 Dec 2011 in Signs

Your alarm thinks too much.

Photo courtesy of Nieumysl.
Sign found in hostel in Fukuoka, Japan. 

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

I’m a hermit and don’t like visitiors. get it!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Steam only leaks when I’ve got my fartin’ shoes on

Dangevin
Dangevin
10 years ago

If you’re going to take a steam leak, close the door!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

”I want to complain, there’s a Wiki Leak in my bathroom!”

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
10 years ago

Other visitors ARE annoying.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Before I cooperate I want to know who are those ‘other visitors’.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

♪ You just want someone to talk to
They just wanna get away from you
Oh, no, you can’t do that,
Once you started wearin’ those shoes. ♪

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

I’ve always found fire alarms annoying. Seems like they don’t like me either.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

My fire alarm forgot to break glass!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Oh crap… wrong day…

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Sounds like a great way to get children to bathe.
“And don’t come out until you hear sirens…”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

In my bathroom, steam and other annoying visitors leak through a non-hole of water.

coffeebot
10 years ago

because every alarm knows,
where there’s steam, there’s fire

Fire Alarm
Fire Alarm
10 years ago

Annoying visitors, always making me worry there’s a fire…

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Methinks that YOU are the annoying one !
And close the door on your way out.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Yeah-close the damn door!

SuSu
SuSu
10 years ago

a bell of a fire alarm sounds because it thinks other visitors are ANNOYING!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

How to cooperate:

5. Takes a bath
4. Steam leaks
3. Fire alarm thinks
2. Cooperates
1. Thanks you!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

It thinks that OTHER visitors are annoying? Wait til it hears me play the bongos at 3 a.m., dude!

emily
emily
10 years ago

But if I closed the door, the steam would be too hot for me. Mind you, my screams are more annoying than the fire alarm!!!

Kburchfiel
Kburchfiel
10 years ago

Reading

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I think my fire alarm is simply jealous.

Cat
Cat
10 years ago

I stayed there! It did not think I was annoying 😀

anon7743
anon7743
10 years ago

Despite not knowing Japanese I would still read the Japanese text if I were to take a bath there — it’s much easier to guess the meaning out of it.

Those fire alarms are indeed useless… can’t even distinguish the difference between real fire/smoke and steam — WTF!??

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

It thinks that other visitors are annoying or it gets the hose again.

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