Our staff is trained in Stuck Up

Our staff is trained in Stuck Up

posted on 14 Dec 2011 in Menus

They also don’t know what money is. Save your tip.

Photo courtesy of Marco Patella.
From an udon restaurant in Japan. 

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Well I may speak French, would that be a problem.

Jewels
Jewels
10 years ago

… not at all… so don’t expect them to get your order right.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

If they gesture obscurely to you, you are unlucky and may go hungry! Or to the hospital!!!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

The others think you’re annoying.

SF
SF
10 years ago

I have found “The waiter speaks Engrish” in my fortune cookie! How lucky I am !

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

I got a wonderful reception when I say “Baka yaro” to the non-Engrish speaking staff.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Welcome to Denny’s.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Some cooks can cook edible food! If you don’t die, you are lucky! Enjoy your meal.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

The others are guests.

GwydionM
GwydionM
10 years ago

Some waiters talk to you, the rest are dumb waiters

Dervrak
Dervrak
10 years ago

It would be very lucky to find staffs that speak english. Most just stay in the closet until their owners decide to take them out for a hike up a steep mountain.

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

It’s time to play our favorite game: Who Speaks English?
Tell them what they win if they guess correctly, Bob.

Well, Dave, they’ll win…. The food they ordered instead of something else!

And remember, as a penalty, if you don’t guess correctly your server will not speak to you, and we’ll purposefully give you the wrong order while laughing in the kitchen!

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

If they talk to you, you are lucky.
If they listen, you are even luckier.
If they understand, you are most fortunate, indeed !

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Ah, shaddap.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
10 years ago

Some psople can pop in. If they order food, you are lucky. Others just sit there the whole day attempting to figure out what those of your staff who
do “speak English really mean !!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

What about the rest of the others?

demondude777
demondude777
10 years ago

If they don’t talk to you then you should kill yourself!
Please enjoy suicide!

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Some staff are helpful. The rest are staff-ups.

coffeebot
10 years ago

If they serve you the correct dinner,
you’re even more lucky!

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
10 years ago

And yet others make fun of you behind your back in Japanese.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

They can do all sorts of really nice things… but I wonder if they can translate the names of the dishes?

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

@Seventy2rd: Sure they can.
Usually a wonderful source of vitamins, iron and Engrish !

Silly Uncle Willy
10 years ago

We give you a great reception! We got satellite TV!

d17nk
d17nk
10 years ago

If they talk to me, it is them who are lucky.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Why am I lucky? Do they do beat poetry?

scars
scars
10 years ago

Wish me luck..

:D
:D
10 years ago

Maybe you be lucky enough to hear waiter breathe! Enjoy meal!

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

However, the others cannot speak English at all.
Enjoy mocking them until they weep.

杏絵里
杏絵里
9 years ago

es I don’t laugh at this one. It’s very funny, but it also moves me. It reflects their will to help you out.

Myself
Myself
4 years ago

Rare is the lucky traveler who is spoken to by our enchanted talking staffs…

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