Peef

Peef

posted on 6 Dec 2011 in Chinglish, Menus

Marinated for two golden hours…

Photo courtesy of D. Hildebrand.
Seen at Olympic Park in Beijing, China. 

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

I thought Gandhi was vegetarian…

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

And will sir be having his meatballs with mayonaise or lemon sauce today?

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

From the makers of defecation tea

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

My boxers suddenly feel lighter…!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

It’s fried… but I’m not sure it’s exactly beef.

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Praire oysters extra.

YYD
YYD
8 years ago

The Chinese name literally means Spray Urine Ox Pellet(s).

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
8 years ago

Talk about passing a stone…. or maybe a bone.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

If this happens to you after an operation, you may want to go back to the hospital and ask to reconnect the plumbing correctly this time.

Tong
Tong
8 years ago

Don’t break his balls, that bull was really pissed!

Tong
Tong
8 years ago

Don’t break his balls, that bull is really pissed!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

It is urinates of a beef!

Jazzy
Jazzy
8 years ago

“Where’s the beef?”

Xila31
Xila31
8 years ago

Deep fried and wrapped in 2ply.

ngyonghan
ngyonghan
8 years ago

If I’m not mistaken, there is a prawn version of that “Urinate Beef meatball”. It’s called “Pissing/Dribbling Shrimp” in Cantonese.

Ben
Ben
8 years ago

Just try a wee bit of it.

SF
SF
8 years ago

When food meet practical joke … Squeeze my balls, it’s funny … I mean in the plate.

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

Meatball, urinate. But if you were smothered in marinara and grated Parmesan you’d be a ten.

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

“Oh yeah? I eat so much red meat I urinate beef. Take THAT vegans!”

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

Bet the after-dinner mints are urinal cakes.

demondude777
demondude777
8 years ago

And also try our secret sauce!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Item number 7 of 100 reasons to go vegetarian.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Urologist: I have good and bad news for you sir. It’s not a kidney stone.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

– Are you ready to order, Sir?
– Yes – a medium-defecated crap, if it’s fresh out of halogen intestines, please.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

She doesn’t look fried to me. But if you saty so.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

I would prefer a menu that did not give me a blw by blow description of where the food came from..

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Or going to. For that matter.

Kitsune
Kitsune
8 years ago

There’s a surprise inside.

Oh711china
8 years ago

Actually, that’s correct.
It’s a strange food, not with urinate. but named urinate in chinese.

Chuck
Chuck
8 years ago

Fried. Because boiling seemed redundant.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

That’s exactly what the Chinese name means.
As a native, ethnic Chinese myself, I am very sure that even the Chinese name makes no sense to anybody at all.

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

You eat that and urine trouble!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

This time the menu is laughing at us.

oldtaku
oldtaku
8 years ago

PIssing beef balls, as immortalized in God of Cookery.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_God_of_Cookery

Camy
Camy
8 years ago

Recipe : find a cow/ox who is urinating and kill it on the spot. Cook the meat accordingly.

EffEff
EffEff
8 years ago

Defecation tea & Micturition beef?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
8 years ago

Man, they’re frying everything at carnivals these days.

Grifter
Grifter
8 years ago

That is one pissed clump of meat.

S
S
8 years ago

Not chinglish per se. They really are called pissing beef balls.

JQ
JQ
8 years ago

Urinate – but you’d be a 10 if your beef meatballs were bigger.

XTR09
XTR09
7 years ago

But it IS marinated in pee…

BigD25
BigD25
6 years ago

This one just pisses me off

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