Soylent Pisa

Soylent Pisa

posted on 9 Dec 2011 in Chinglish, Music

You’ll pay the ultimate price. Plus ¥70, please!

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DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Do not stack the pisa more than five high, the pile will start leaning.

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Complete with leaning tower.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

The Party’s innovative new corporal punishment scheme combined brutal summary executions of the states’ enemies with tasty thick crust pan pizzas, emptying the jails and filling restaurants nationwide. Win win!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

”Waiter… my Pisa collapsed…!”

emily
emily
8 years ago

I can’t help but feel sinful to eat the two human life pisa….

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

The Sinapore Curry doesn’t make me piss. Just the opposite in fact

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Singapore – Damn.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

I’ll have the Little Boy Pisa. With extra foreskin topping.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

All Pisas must have foundations that comply wit AS2048standards so they won’t lean.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

PISA = LEAN CUISINE.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Pisa in Taipei…?

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

“I said it’s time for time for bed, Timmy. You wouldn’t want me to call the pizza shop, would you?”

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Life Field: A binding, ubiquitous, metaphysical power with extra cheese.

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

The cannibal food critics weren’t impressed. The gave nearly all the pisas two out of five stars. The Signapore Curry Pisa got no stars, for obvious reasons.

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

Correction: They

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

“I’ll have the human life field pizza and could you try to make sure it’s nobody I know?”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

A very old Child Pisa receipt:

1. Take the Child
2. Carefully fall from Pisa

NOTE: You can also use two Child-people and some Mosarella.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

@ Lora: Correction #2: it’s ‘Singapore’. ;p

jonnytbone
jonnytbone
8 years ago

The menu at the Starship Enterprise cafeteria.

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

excuse me-I have to go take a pisa.

Michael
Michael
8 years ago

Please don’t tell me how they make the pepperoni.

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

@Michael: Similar to the way they make hot dogs. (You don’t want to know.)

Kitsune
Kitsune
8 years ago

“Two human Life filed Pisa”

SOILENT GREENS IS PISA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Inspect Her Gadget
Inspect Her Gadget
8 years ago

Italian Man: I want “two pisa”!
Waiter: Well, go to the toilet then.
Italian Man: No, no! You don’t understand! I want “two pisa” on my plate!
Waiter: You better no piss on the plate, you sonofab*tch!!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

”May I recommend our Adult Pissa, Sir? It’s VERY stable.”

YYD
YYD
8 years ago

In Chinese, pizza is translated to be “bi sa.”

Translation of the names:
Taibei Pizza
Kid/Child Pizza
Two People’s World Pizza (For Consumption by Two)
Singapore Curry Pizza.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Child better not pisa on my food or I kirr him real good!

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

The Pisa will lean but the Chinese will never learn

EffEff
EffEff
8 years ago

@jonnytbone: Redshirt pizza?

violinsoldier
violinsoldier
8 years ago

They haven’t sold one Child Pisa since MJ died…

Jamie
Jamie
8 years ago

lol @ Engrish teaching me Chinese. I didn’t know that the component characters of “world” were “life” and “field” (also translated as “boundary”/ “range”/ “kingdom”).

garudamon11
garudamon11
8 years ago

2 girls 1 pisa

:D
:D
8 years ago

We make our pisa with fresh children every day!

iLock
iLock
7 years ago

Waiter! This child pisa on my plate!!

BigD25
BigD25
6 years ago

Skip the Child Pisa, it was yesterday’s special

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