Step Away (classic Engrish repost)

Step Away (classic Engrish repost)

posted on 7 Dec 2011 in Clothing

Step outside please…

Photo courtesy of Mohd Faizal Yahya.
Authentic photo, but not sure of country of origin.
Originally posted 2006/9/20. 

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ben
ben
12 years ago

These are my fartin’ shoes!

riceguy1
11 years ago

They match my crappy shirt

tadchem
tadchem
11 years ago

Pull my toe!

mOcHeLe
mOcHeLe
11 years ago

‘i swear it wasn’t me, it was my shoeeeeeeesa!’

mike
mike
11 years ago

i wonder why when i go in a room with a lot of people they all want to leave.

AshCatSilver
AshCatSilver
11 years ago

That’s not her dogs barking…..

Cecily
Cecily
10 years ago

These shoes stink!

Kitsune
Kitsune
8 years ago

This has been a Martin, Bartin, Lartin, and Fargo production…

Dervrak
Dervrak
8 years ago

Tired of foot odor?
Stamp it out with the Fartin scented shoes!
With the smell of Fartin, nobody will notice your foot odor ever again!
Like a fresh blast of flatulence in every step!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Are they fartin’ while I’m walkin’…?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Stinkin’ too!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Yeah, I’m the one who’s fartin in this elevator. You got a problem with that?

J-Luke
J-Luke
8 years ago

Doody two-shoes…

dangevin
dangevin
8 years ago

I love you, fart and sole.

coffeebot
8 years ago

Do girls fart? Just not where you’d expect.

Tong
Tong
8 years ago

Always wanted a pair. Great for party breaker, wind change, crowd control…

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Step back Odor Eaters!

Abe
Abe
8 years ago

I can’t believe that they have quality brands like Doc Fartins on sale this cheap! I bet they have great brand-name TVs like Sorny and Magnetbox, too.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

”These aren’t original shoes, you’re just fakin’ Fartin!”

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

And I thought a wind breaker was a jacket.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

@ jjhitt: I thought it was a perfume.

blr
blr
8 years ago

hmm, well in French, it might be pronounced FartOhn…doesn’t really help much, does it?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
8 years ago

Didn’t Fozzie Bear wear these in The Muppets?

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
8 years ago

Just the shoes to wear when you’re eating Tex-Mex. You must dress for the occasion.

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

They’re silent but deadly

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Made frm the best flatulent cattle.

Bystander
Bystander
8 years ago

These boots are made for fartin’
And that’s just what they’ll do
Onna these days these boots
Are gonna fart all ovah you.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Fartin is a very prestigious fashion label and there are many fakes on the market.
Luckily you can easily recognize those fakes – they’re usually just jerkin’.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I think I can finally understand why women want so many pairs of shoes…

ravenxcorvinus
ravenxcorvinus
8 years ago

Definately not the pair of pumps to score that winning interview!

Grifter
Grifter
8 years ago

Shoes like these are a gas!

Kitsune
Kitsune
8 years ago

Don’t use these to walk over hot coals.

NoveltyFishHead
NoveltyFishHead
8 years ago

ah wonderful, flatus footwear.

kaitlin
kaitlin
8 years ago

this pic should be taken in HK or that its a HK product if i’m not wrong. far-tin in cantonese literally translates as flower garden.

Robert
Robert
8 years ago

Don’t fart in your pantyhose. The bubbles will go down your legs and blow your shoes off.

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