Still not as dangerous as the Snapper

Still not as dangerous as the Snapper

posted on 2 Dec 2011 in Chinglish, Instructions

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Dog shock collar from Hong Kong.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

CAUTION: Weird Dong

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Dong: ”Bark, bark!”
Terminator: ”Sit! I’ll be back.”

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
10 years ago

My dong’s a vagitarian, so I’m safe.

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
10 years ago

I don’t think my dong is going to be swallowing anything.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

I don’t see how a local vet can be of any help if you’ve got transistors and capacitors stuck in your dong.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

UPDATE: Please place the noose under the neck to insure direct contact.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Dong me. Must be a bell.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Our next model, the Bark Terminator T-1000, will be made of liquid metal and will be safe for your dong to swallow.

Rm
Rm
10 years ago

You should also attempt to minimize your dongs chasing pussies yourself.This is not a restraining collar.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Tell the vet? If my dong could do that I’d be telling everybody.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Manufacturer strongly recommends use of a restraining collar on your dong. You don’t want it chasing other dongs and getting into cockfights.

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

If you have a barking dong, please warn your girlfriend ahead of time.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

“Dr. Barkly’s office.”
“What kind of restraint should I get for my dong?”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Terminator swallowed my dong.

Duck
Duck
10 years ago

I don’t see what’s so ‘engrishy’ about this … it looks like a really good translation (other than ‘shew’ for ‘chew’)

Buzz Killington
Buzz Killington
10 years ago

The use of the word ‘dong’ in place of ‘dog’ is what lends humour to this translation, thus its categorization as engrish is appropriate, Duck.

EGG
EGG
10 years ago

I think the folk that haven’t noticed the Engrish have not had their “grown up” education.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

“Shew” = Elizabethan variant of “show.” Guess the dog has to bury it.

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
10 years ago

It would be better to go to a urologist than a vet, but if you don’t have health insurance, maybe a vet is cheaper.

But make sure to post a video first — it’s bound to go viral (much like your dong, if your dog chewed the leash first).

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Although this device is made up of plastic and electronic components, please don’t use it as mouse or as a dong.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

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”Oh Mr. Bang, your Dong is so big and beautiful!”
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Dervrak
Dervrak
10 years ago

When I was a teenager my dong was so out of control I needed a shock collar for it…But now it’s very well behaved and just lays around all day doing nothing.

Pedro
Pedro
10 years ago

Bad dong!! Quit jumping up and foaming a the mouth every time a pretty women walks by.

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

The dog whisperer, this isn’t.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

If your dong has direct contact under the neck….
… you’re a lot more flexible than I am.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Can be put around the Scrotum to modify sexual behaviour.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Straange. My dong never swallows, but it spits every now and then..

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

THE BIONIC DONG.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

There once was a man from Hong Kong,
Who had an electronic dong,
At his election,
He had a permanent erection,
Which made it a priaparic schlong.

EffEff
EffEff
10 years ago

My dong smokes my bong, and eats my neighbor’s popcorn.

oopik
oopik
10 years ago

If restriant is used and swallowed, Vet will be happy dong!

oopik
oopik
10 years ago

New Terminator device? Never trust the Viet-Dong

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

I’ll be bark.

Delia
Delia
10 years ago

See the big dong! It’s a really big shew!

Apple
10 years ago

The Bark Terminator’s microprocessor is wonderful, now my dong started to meow meow.

pijo
pijo
10 years ago

my dog’s bark has been terminated

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