Still not as dangerous as the Snapper

Still not as dangerous as the Snapper

posted on 2 Dec 2011 in Chinglish, Instructions

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Dog shock collar from Hong Kong.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

CAUTION: Weird Dong

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Dong: ”Bark, bark!”
Terminator: ”Sit! I’ll be back.”

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
8 years ago

My dong’s a vagitarian, so I’m safe.

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
8 years ago

I don’t think my dong is going to be swallowing anything.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

I don’t see how a local vet can be of any help if you’ve got transistors and capacitors stuck in your dong.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

UPDATE: Please place the noose under the neck to insure direct contact.

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Dong me. Must be a bell.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Our next model, the Bark Terminator T-1000, will be made of liquid metal and will be safe for your dong to swallow.

Rm
Rm
8 years ago

You should also attempt to minimize your dongs chasing pussies yourself.This is not a restraining collar.

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

Tell the vet? If my dong could do that I’d be telling everybody.

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

Manufacturer strongly recommends use of a restraining collar on your dong. You don’t want it chasing other dongs and getting into cockfights.

Xila31
Xila31
8 years ago

If you have a barking dong, please warn your girlfriend ahead of time.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

“Dr. Barkly’s office.”
“What kind of restraint should I get for my dong?”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Terminator swallowed my dong.

Duck
Duck
8 years ago

I don’t see what’s so ‘engrishy’ about this … it looks like a really good translation (other than ‘shew’ for ‘chew’)

Buzz Killington
Buzz Killington
8 years ago

The use of the word ‘dong’ in place of ‘dog’ is what lends humour to this translation, thus its categorization as engrish is appropriate, Duck.

EGG
EGG
8 years ago

I think the folk that haven’t noticed the Engrish have not had their “grown up” education.

Classic Steve
8 years ago

“Shew” = Elizabethan variant of “show.” Guess the dog has to bury it.

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
8 years ago

It would be better to go to a urologist than a vet, but if you don’t have health insurance, maybe a vet is cheaper.

But make sure to post a video first — it’s bound to go viral (much like your dong, if your dog chewed the leash first).

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Although this device is made up of plastic and electronic components, please don’t use it as mouse or as a dong.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

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”Oh Mr. Bang, your Dong is so big and beautiful!”
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Dervrak
Dervrak
8 years ago

When I was a teenager my dong was so out of control I needed a shock collar for it…But now it’s very well behaved and just lays around all day doing nothing.

Pedro
Pedro
8 years ago

Bad dong!! Quit jumping up and foaming a the mouth every time a pretty women walks by.

Kitsune
Kitsune
8 years ago

The dog whisperer, this isn’t.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

If your dong has direct contact under the neck….
… you’re a lot more flexible than I am.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Can be put around the Scrotum to modify sexual behaviour.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Straange. My dong never swallows, but it spits every now and then..

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

THE BIONIC DONG.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

There once was a man from Hong Kong,
Who had an electronic dong,
At his election,
He had a permanent erection,
Which made it a priaparic schlong.

EffEff
EffEff
8 years ago

My dong smokes my bong, and eats my neighbor’s popcorn.

oopik
oopik
8 years ago

If restriant is used and swallowed, Vet will be happy dong!

oopik
oopik
8 years ago

New Terminator device? Never trust the Viet-Dong

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

I’ll be bark.

Delia
Delia
8 years ago

See the big dong! It’s a really big shew!

Apple
8 years ago

The Bark Terminator’s microprocessor is wonderful, now my dong started to meow meow.

pijo
pijo
8 years ago

my dog’s bark has been terminated

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