Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious…

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious…

posted on 3 Dec 2011 in Menus

Go light on the rectum, please…

Photo courtesy of Robert Day.
Yakitori menu found in Tokyo. 

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Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

The rectum with the vegetablie in season at height sounds worrying.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Obnoxious and capricious customers are generally allowed to pickle of the card, but they must be hyperconscious of the consequences.

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

…and so the waiter said “Rectum? Damn near killed ’em!”

krysto4
krysto4
8 years ago

…the rorst meet on a skewer every Wednesday at 7…

J-Luke
J-Luke
8 years ago

Meet on a skewer? You’ve got a point here…

J-Luke
J-Luke
8 years ago

Fortunately, the cledit card is not precocious; everything else on the menu is…

Jonnytbone
Jonnytbone
8 years ago

This is a legitimate double Engrish today. Well played.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

For some reason my wife didn’t understand why our cledit card had multiple hits for ‘head’ and ‘rectum’

Terri
Terri
8 years ago

Waiter, please take this back and tell the chef not to put my head in my rectum.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

The Precocious Card… Don’t leave home without it.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Is the cucumber a real, you know, cucumber?

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Rectum on a skewer…. does my insurance cover that?

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

♫ You’ve got to pick up every stitch
Two rectums running in the ditch
Oh no…Must be the season of the vegetable ♫

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

I’ll have some head please.

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

and hold the rectum.

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

This restaurant has a nice view. You can see Uranus.

Kitsune
Kitsune
8 years ago

“The Baggins, it has our cledit card”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

”Waiter, this ‘Vegetable in seazon the height’ is inefficacious and untranslatious!”

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

The cledit card is our precious, gollum gollum. And there’s no fishishes on the menu.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

We should all give a cledit to the Mager’s hellacious decision against ‘Rectal Content’ warning.

J-Luke
J-Luke
8 years ago

Don’t believe everything the tax is saying…

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
8 years ago

Some pretty harsh translating there…

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

♫Head diaphram rectum belly,
Head diaphram rectum belly,
Do the hokey pokey,
And hands in hands in,
That’s what its all about♫

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

The vegetables of the season and rectum you will have a happy.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Mind the sweet potatoes though….Or your eyes will fall out.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

I must make a note. Never order Teppo.

DragonLady
DragonLady
8 years ago

Isn’t Teppo the lost Marx Brother? Looks like some parts of him have been found at this joint.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

@DraqgonLady. They’re not setain. But it was the dead ring of him.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Edit ; certain.

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

All the rates are (belong to us).

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
8 years ago

SPOILER ALERT: This is a call sheet from the final episode of How I Met Your Mother.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

It is witgh great rectumchewed (rectitude) that I would order this dish.

Doyle
Doyle
8 years ago

I knew the Japanese ate organ meats but rectums? For real?

Ick.

EffEff
EffEff
8 years ago

Rectums (recta?) for rear.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

It’s offa. Yeah! Bloody offal.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Rectum. Toorder this dish you must learn to roll toiur rrrsss

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Wauter waiter. What’s this meat.? ” It’s offal sir.”

I know it’s offal, but I asked what the hell it is.

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

Once upon a time, the head, the diaphragm, the rectum and the belly were debating on who should be the boss. The head said “I should be boss because without me the body couldn’t think.” The diaphragm said “I should be boss because without me the body couldn’t breath” the belly said “I should be boss because without me the body would starve.” finally the rectum said “I should be the boss because I dispose of the bodies waste” the other body parts laughed and insulted the rectum and he became so upset he shut down completely. Soon the other… Read more »

Sarah
Sarah
8 years ago

Whomever pays with precocious cledit card will fill find head on a stick; and do not complain about the food or the waiter may find somewhere else to stick the skewer!

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

I tried to pickle the height once. It ended badly, my rectum got skewered.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
8 years ago

You say my kid charging up your credit card on Silly Bands was irresponsible, I say he’s being precocious.

Alyssa
Alyssa
8 years ago

You all fail to see “Cledit” card > _>

violinsoldier
violinsoldier
8 years ago

‘Rorst meet on a skewer’? You all can have the Teppo, but my mouth is watering for the Harami … I wonder if the waitress pops hers out right on the table?

Apple
8 years ago

Lets use the cledit card in the precocious ways, so you will not be sorry again.

Apple
8 years ago

Japanese sure put a lot of ice onto the dishes.

Apple
8 years ago

I would have the chinese cabage with ice on top of it.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Is this a menu or a hospital directory?

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