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Pie charts are out, grape graphs are the new fashion.

Looks more like a pie chart.

If G is for graph, A must be for algebra and B for Boyle’s Law! That’s space age education for a 3-year old!

Give your kids a head-start by teaching them Engrish from kindergarten!

D is for derivatives

Graph = fruit

Graphfruit = fruit²

”Waiter! I ordered basic graphs, not a graph pie!”

Teacher: What’s big and white and nasty and has X and Y axes?

Student: Moby Graph!

C for Cycloids

D differentiation

E for Euler’s Equation

F for Fourier’s Transform

G for Graph

H for Hyperbolic Functions

I for Imaginary Unt . . .

Enough with all the mathematics, this child has an apple in his A-hole!

One of my favorite phruits.

…and this next chart represents a statistical analysis of household fruit consumption as a function of time.

You know what they say: you can’t make wine without crushing a few graphs.

John Steinbeck originally titled his book “The Graphs of Wrath” but that name was already taken so he changed it to “The Grapes of Wrath”.

I could tell by the shaph it was a G

Well, the graphs were probably sour anyway.

That’s Alpha, Beta, and Gamma right there.

Inote the Boy is cunningly depicted on a slice of toast.. I’ll have all my boys on toast thanks.

Mmm… Graphjam….

Do your graphs Johnny or ypu’re toast.

Graph juice is what theTreasurer extracts out of the economic results.

So, the thing that connects points on a fermentation graph is a straight wine?

Graph is a basic ingredient of Grave Juice.

You can’t make wine without GRAPHic violence.

Hi Mac,

now you can do Grape Graphs in Apple MAC.

This fruit tastes like paper!

I’m going to need 4 bottles of the new projections for the 3rd quarter. And you better send 2 boys over with them as well. It’s been a tough time for the investors