We gotta clean up…

We gotta clean up…

posted on 17 Dec 2011 in Signs

Now I am pissed…

Photo courtesy of Griffin Green. 

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Seafood buffet for lunch..oh yes, you will be very sorry

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

All said with poise.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

We tackled the problem at the source. Of course we locked your minibar as well.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

WARNING: You have just eaten tonight’s special. You have twenty minutes to get to a toilet.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

R.I.P. Incontinence. You will be pis– um, missed.

Jazzy
Jazzy
10 years ago

Restroom in the lobby. Look for a line of customers with their legs crossed.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– Good afternoon Sir, would you like a continental or incontinental dinner?
– Just one small pisa would be enough, thank you.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

The restaurant has to close by order of the Health Ministry owing to the full house of incontinence

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

There’s a 15% surcharge on your bill to cover your surge on the carpet.

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
10 years ago

Our humblest apologies. Don’t blame us. We wanted to continue serving you the popular e. coli special, but those public health officials will close a dining hall at the drop of a hat. Enjoy your incontinence.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

YOU’RE sorry?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Oh, God! And I wore my new Armani today!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

There must be something between men and urine…

Davey8
Davey8
10 years ago

….I’m not so sure I wanted to know *why* it’s closed. But I can assure you…it wasn’t because of *my* incontinence!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

”Thou shalt not wet the dining room after 6.00pm.”

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
10 years ago

How convenient of you blatantly judging your customers for being incontinent on this part of the continent . . . how DARE you !

Sarah
Sarah
10 years ago

That’ll teach you to have sea weed on the menu!

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Why was the ocean pissed – Because the sea-weed.

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

It is our way to help you. We need to be cruel to be kind, you fat pig.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

aLL THE FOOD ON THE MENU HAS BEEN PASSED BY THE MANAGEMENT.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

You’ve got to try the Pu Pu Platter here.

Po
Po
10 years ago

the restaurant must be in Florida

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

The restaurant is on the Brown River.

Bystander
Bystander
10 years ago

Uh, when I suggested you take a load off, that wasn’t quite what I meant…

Tom P.
Tom P.
10 years ago

Please try and control yourinate ability to eliminate waste water from your body.

Jøsh
Jøsh
10 years ago

We have passed a movement to make it our duty to run or trot our wait-staff so you may enjoy quick relief from hunger, because we know you’re the sh*t.

Mark
Mark
10 years ago

That’s what you get for building a restaurant without bathrooms!

sparky
sparky
10 years ago

Owner: wait till they get a load of the pricey pay toilets. They are locked..right?

kaworu
kaworu
10 years ago

Actually, all of a sudden I’m not so sure I want to eat here anyway…

ArallaHiney
ArallaHiney
10 years ago

They killed two turds with one stone

Chrispy
Chrispy
10 years ago

It all Depends..

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

YOU’RE sorry??

BigD25
BigD25
7 years ago

Well I heard that reservations weren’t necessary, but now I can’t help it

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