We gotta clean up…

We gotta clean up…

posted on 17 Dec 2011 in Signs

Now I am pissed…

Photo courtesy of Griffin Green. 

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

Seafood buffet for lunch..oh yes, you will be very sorry

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

All said with poise.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

We tackled the problem at the source. Of course we locked your minibar as well.

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

WARNING: You have just eaten tonight’s special. You have twenty minutes to get to a toilet.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

R.I.P. Incontinence. You will be pis– um, missed.

Jazzy
Jazzy
8 years ago

Restroom in the lobby. Look for a line of customers with their legs crossed.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

– Good afternoon Sir, would you like a continental or incontinental dinner?
– Just one small pisa would be enough, thank you.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

The restaurant has to close by order of the Health Ministry owing to the full house of incontinence

Chuck
Chuck
8 years ago

There’s a 15% surcharge on your bill to cover your surge on the carpet.

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
8 years ago

Our humblest apologies. Don’t blame us. We wanted to continue serving you the popular e. coli special, but those public health officials will close a dining hall at the drop of a hat. Enjoy your incontinence.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

YOU’RE sorry?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Oh, God! And I wore my new Armani today!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

There must be something between men and urine…

Davey8
Davey8
8 years ago

….I’m not so sure I wanted to know *why* it’s closed. But I can assure you…it wasn’t because of *my* incontinence!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

”Thou shalt not wet the dining room after 6.00pm.”

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

How convenient of you blatantly judging your customers for being incontinent on this part of the continent . . . how DARE you !

Sarah
Sarah
8 years ago

That’ll teach you to have sea weed on the menu!

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Why was the ocean pissed – Because the sea-weed.

Tong
Tong
8 years ago

It is our way to help you. We need to be cruel to be kind, you fat pig.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

aLL THE FOOD ON THE MENU HAS BEEN PASSED BY THE MANAGEMENT.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

You’ve got to try the Pu Pu Platter here.

Po
Po
8 years ago

the restaurant must be in Florida

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

The restaurant is on the Brown River.

Bystander
Bystander
8 years ago

Uh, when I suggested you take a load off, that wasn’t quite what I meant…

Tom P.
Tom P.
8 years ago

Please try and control yourinate ability to eliminate waste water from your body.

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

We have passed a movement to make it our duty to run or trot our wait-staff so you may enjoy quick relief from hunger, because we know you’re the sh*t.

Mark
Mark
8 years ago

That’s what you get for building a restaurant without bathrooms!

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Owner: wait till they get a load of the pricey pay toilets. They are locked..right?

kaworu
kaworu
8 years ago

Actually, all of a sudden I’m not so sure I want to eat here anyway…

ArallaHiney
ArallaHiney
8 years ago

They killed two turds with one stone

Chrispy
Chrispy
8 years ago

It all Depends..

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

YOU’RE sorry??

BigD25
BigD25
6 years ago

Well I heard that reservations weren’t necessary, but now I can’t help it

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