You didn’t use Johnson’s No More Tears

You didn’t use Johnson’s No More Tears

posted on 15 Dec 2011 in Clothing

It’s about time to pop the “Shawshank Redemption” DVD in again…

Photo courtesy of Josh Rob Gwilliam. 

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

There is something dismally poetic about cleaning cheap factory made velour sofa covers with tears

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

So when the tear drop explodes.

SF
SF
8 years ago

Cry me a river, today’s washing day.

PS: they have the French wrong as well.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

Only available at Abercrombe and Biitch

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Do not tumble dry. Let it dry on the horn of a live unicorn only.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Here at Million Monkeys Cleaners the custqmzr os alkaps flart.

Peter
Peter
8 years ago

Hold your laughter folks, otherwise you will remain dirty.

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

Once you see what they charge it all makes perfect sense.

Kitsune
Kitsune
8 years ago

It works better if you use the tears of a clown.

Xila31
Xila31
8 years ago

The Jacket of 10,000 Sorrows is just one of the many high fashion items sold this holiday at the Evil Emporium.

Terri
Terri
8 years ago

To heck with the Engrish, what’s with the gross fingernails?

J-Luke
J-Luke
8 years ago

That’s the best way to take care of those onions…

Classic Steve
8 years ago

Chuck Norris’s tears could make clothes clean as a whistle. Too bad he never cries.

Michael
Michael
8 years ago

That sounds like the laudromat equivalent of a sweatshop!

Sas
Sas
8 years ago

Both Engrish and Frensh!

It should say nettoyer, not “mettoyer”.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Using crocodile tears …?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Drool-wash and have a good laugh after!

Samuel Robles
Samuel Robles
8 years ago

Gosh, it’s got Engrish AND Flench!

BigD25
BigD25
6 years ago

I save a lot of money for my manicures by shopping for cheap imports and then posting the pictures online. I just hope my manicurist doesn’t see my postings.

hoo yu
hoo yu
6 years ago

Dry me a river!

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