You didn’t use Johnson’s No More Tears

You didn’t use Johnson’s No More Tears

posted on 15 Dec 2011 in Clothing

It’s about time to pop the “Shawshank Redemption” DVD in again…

Photo courtesy of Josh Rob Gwilliam. 

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

There is something dismally poetic about cleaning cheap factory made velour sofa covers with tears

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

So when the tear drop explodes.

SF
SF
10 years ago

Cry me a river, today’s washing day.

PS: they have the French wrong as well.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Only available at Abercrombe and Biitch

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Do not tumble dry. Let it dry on the horn of a live unicorn only.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Here at Million Monkeys Cleaners the custqmzr os alkaps flart.

Peter
Peter
10 years ago

Hold your laughter folks, otherwise you will remain dirty.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Once you see what they charge it all makes perfect sense.

Kitsune
Kitsune
10 years ago

It works better if you use the tears of a clown.

Xila31
Xila31
10 years ago

The Jacket of 10,000 Sorrows is just one of the many high fashion items sold this holiday at the Evil Emporium.

Terri
Terri
10 years ago

To heck with the Engrish, what’s with the gross fingernails?

J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

That’s the best way to take care of those onions…

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Chuck Norris’s tears could make clothes clean as a whistle. Too bad he never cries.

Michael
Michael
10 years ago

That sounds like the laudromat equivalent of a sweatshop!

Sas
Sas
10 years ago

Both Engrish and Frensh!

It should say nettoyer, not “mettoyer”.

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Using crocodile tears …?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Drool-wash and have a good laugh after!

Samuel Robles
Samuel Robles
10 years ago

Gosh, it’s got Engrish AND Flench!

BigD25
BigD25
8 years ago

I save a lot of money for my manicures by shopping for cheap imports and then posting the pictures online. I just hope my manicurist doesn’t see my postings.

hoo yu
hoo yu
8 years ago

Dry me a river!

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