You’ll get a warm, flushy feeling

You’ll get a warm, flushy feeling

posted on 19 Dec 2011 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Joe Johananoff.
Sign spotted in China. 

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DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Cold tips: keep sitting on the toilet while flushing.

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Like asparagus I suppose

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
10 years ago

They’re most definitely not cool. They’re warm

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Show me a naughty bit and I’ll flush.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

That sounds a whole lot better than leaving 15 percent.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I always flush my pisa!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Wet Tip: Stop Flushing, you’ve flooded the place.

scw
scw
10 years ago

The Chinese itself is funny. it says
“come in haste, leave by flushing”
where “haste” and “flushing” are homophones.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Please flush – it’s your doodie. Er, I mean your duty.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Flushing makes you 10 years younger than you look.

Countrycavalier
Countrycavalier
10 years ago

Shouldn’t that be, “Prease frush”?

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

This one uses hot water in the bidet.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

It is much less surprising, than a jet of ice-cold water up the date.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Unless the thermostat has gone crazy, and it is boiling.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Not cool enough to be a hot tip

coffeebot
10 years ago

If it’s brown, flush it down
If it’s warm, call security

Sarah
Sarah
10 years ago

So is that like a “hot flush” but younger?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Flush For Fantasy

♫ ♫
Fece to fece
And pee to pee
Face the men
Between urine
Sing it
Flush, flush and warn me!
I want
Flush, flush for you and me!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

To flush or not to flush – this is the toilet now.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Are you sure you don’t mean warm tits? They’re MUCH nicer!

Tom P.
Tom P.
10 years ago

Nothing worse than a messy Mohel

sparky
sparky
10 years ago

Warm tips sink ships…. er…I forgot!

SB DA WANG
SB DA WANG
10 years ago

Too bad they didn’t translate the little ditty in the original…

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

Q-tips, please dispose of in waste basket.

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