You’ll get a warm, flushy feeling

You’ll get a warm, flushy feeling

posted on 19 Dec 2011 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Joe Johananoff.
Sign spotted in China. 

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DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Cold tips: keep sitting on the toilet while flushing.

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Like asparagus I suppose

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

They’re most definitely not cool. They’re warm

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Show me a naughty bit and I’ll flush.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

That sounds a whole lot better than leaving 15 percent.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I always flush my pisa!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Wet Tip: Stop Flushing, you’ve flooded the place.

scw
scw
8 years ago

The Chinese itself is funny. it says
“come in haste, leave by flushing”
where “haste” and “flushing” are homophones.

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

Please flush – it’s your doodie. Er, I mean your duty.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Flushing makes you 10 years younger than you look.

Countrycavalier
Countrycavalier
8 years ago

Shouldn’t that be, “Prease frush”?

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

This one uses hot water in the bidet.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

It is much less surprising, than a jet of ice-cold water up the date.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Unless the thermostat has gone crazy, and it is boiling.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

Not cool enough to be a hot tip

coffeebot
8 years ago

If it’s brown, flush it down
If it’s warm, call security

Sarah
Sarah
8 years ago

So is that like a “hot flush” but younger?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Flush For Fantasy

♫ ♫
Fece to fece
And pee to pee
Face the men
Between urine
Sing it
Flush, flush and warn me!
I want
Flush, flush for you and me!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

To flush or not to flush – this is the toilet now.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Are you sure you don’t mean warm tits? They’re MUCH nicer!

Tom P.
Tom P.
8 years ago

Nothing worse than a messy Mohel

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Warm tips sink ships…. er…I forgot!

SB DA WANG
SB DA WANG
8 years ago

Too bad they didn’t translate the little ditty in the original…

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Q-tips, please dispose of in waste basket.

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