After work we’ll vacation on the car

After work we’ll vacation on the car

posted on 29 Jan 2012 in Drinks

You didn’t expect me to break on the chair, did you?

Photo courtesy of Mark Schreiber.
Drink found in Japan. 

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Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Then pour all over everything

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

Dammit!!! I miss read it. How am I supposed to shuffle my papers about on this pile of splintered wood?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

WARNING: It is unspillable.

JonnyTBone
JonnyTBone
8 years ago

Add some vodka and you can break under the desk.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

The bottom right corner reads “0.1% fruit juice”. The other 99.9% must be concrete.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

“Pull Tab To Open” is for sissies.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

You can only break on the chair and desk but not the bed!

coffeebot
coffeebot
8 years ago

…while you await Raise on the Paycheck

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I’d rather have a shattered coffee. To go, please.

Classic Steve
8 years ago

Not as successful a song as “Stamp on the Ground.”

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

If I were not a gentleman, I would tell you ewhat I have done on an office desk.

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
8 years ago

1% juice is about normal here. I just make my own at home and take it with me.

RT
RT
8 years ago

guess i’ve been singing the lyrics to the song incorrectly then

SuSu
SuSu
8 years ago

“Let me get some cups.”

“Ya dont need no cups when for this, silly. Ya drink from ya damn table!”

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

Perfect for winning that office break dance competition.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

Break on the desk or smash on the table, its all good.

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

*sigh* We’re living in an age where desk polish is made with real lemons and herbs and herb lemon tea is made with artificial ingredients and chemicals.

Michael
Michael
8 years ago

…however, you might want to move that receipt spike!

Dan
Dan
8 years ago

Haha, and the katakana reads the same “Break on the desk” (“bu-re-i-ku o-n za de-su-ku”) so it’s totally deliberate.
It’s probably 0.1% fruit juice cos it’s meant to be 0 calories (or ze-ro ka-ro-ri-i) lol!

Pete
Pete
8 years ago

In case of fire, break glass.
In case of thirst, break tea box.

Just make sure you do that over there on your OWN desk!

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Kirin makes beer –is this like Mike’s hard Lemonade?

sean
sean
8 years ago

I dd t, nd now hlf th vowls don’t work on my kybord. Lst tim I lt bvrg tll m wht to do.

Dennis
Dennis
8 years ago

The same way you open an egg!

Charlie
Charlie
7 years ago

“Instructions: open to break on desk, directly drink”

Conventi
Conventi
7 years ago

Funny, in German “break” could also be translated as “vomit”. So it can read “vomit on the desk”. Haha.

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