Burn baby burn

Burn baby burn

posted on 14 Jan 2012 in Computer

For some reason the cashier put them in a brown paper bag…

Photo courtesy of Eli Loomis.
DVD’s found in Japan. 

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Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Looks a bit big to fit

Tong
Tong
8 years ago

Sweet heart, although you will be loaded, the baby we make will be compact.

marc
8 years ago

Please insert into vagina drive

me
me
8 years ago

For best results use compact condoms

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

It produces religion-free babies!

Michael
Michael
8 years ago

Worst. Turkey. Baster. Ever.

SF
SF
8 years ago

Was the “I make good babies” T-shirt (https://www.engrish.com/2012/01/no-run-of-the-mill-babies/) a promotional T-shirt for this brand?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Just add semen and stir. MMM MMM Good!

Terri
Terri
8 years ago

No, it’s true!!! I heard some of the bigger girls talking about it. They said you can’t get pregnant unless the man inserts his disk into your yoni. that’s why I’m still a virgin. I tried it and it’s still too big to fit.

SF
SF
8 years ago

These days, it’s no longer a stork that brings babies home, you just downloads them from the web.

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

Sure it’s quicker, but I still prefer the good old-fashioned method.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

The CD writer says “Mom, I’m pregnant!”

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

“Well you see, Timmy, sometimes when a man and woman fall in love, they go to the electronics store and buy baby making software. Then the man puts the installation disk into the woman’s CD ROM drive, opens the Installation Wizard and restarts the computer. That’s where babies come from.”

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Congratulations! It’s an ISO-9660!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

7GB — That’s a lot of womb room.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Ten discs! Hmmph! In my day you only needed one.

Ian Dangerfield
Ian Dangerfield
8 years ago

Make sure you don’t catch dVD XD

coffeebot
8 years ago

i require 100

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

10? Ah. It’s practice that makes perfect.

SuSu
SuSu
8 years ago

There is also a chance the baby might be infected with viruses.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

The George Foreman Baby Cooker.

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

How many Giga Babies? Geez, I’ll have to get a second job.

nyuk
nyuk
8 years ago

This is why the birth rate in Japan is dwindling. I bet they’ve been incorrectly using CD-Rs instead of DVD-Rs. Their sex-ed curriculum need to be revamped asap!

drinkyoursteak
drinkyoursteak
8 years ago

Decamom.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

“Keep the MPAA out of the bedroom!”

Charlie
Charlie
7 years ago

At least if your kids misbehave you can rewrite them.

BigD25
BigD25
6 years ago

Do I get a guarantee with this? i mean, it’s right on the label. It seems like a sure thing. Afterall, I’ve invested a lot of money in eastern medicine remedies. I don’t know how many tablespoons of tiger penis I’ve stirred into my morning tea just to make her happy. I’ve swallowed so much tiger penis at this point, I could work a corner of the Serengeti and not blink twice. Does anyone know if burning these discs actually works? Please advise.

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