Burn baby burn

Burn baby burn

posted on 14 Jan 2012 in Computer

For some reason the cashier put them in a brown paper bag…

Photo courtesy of Eli Loomis.
DVD’s found in Japan. 

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Algernon
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Algernon

Looks a bit big to fit

Tong
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Tong

Sweet heart, although you will be loaded, the baby we make will be compact.

marc
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Please insert into vagina drive

me
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For best results use compact condoms

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

It produces religion-free babies!

Michael
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Michael

Worst. Turkey. Baster. Ever.

SF
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SF

Was the “I make good babies” T-shirt (https://www.engrish.com/2012/01/no-run-of-the-mill-babies/) a promotional T-shirt for this brand?

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

Just add semen and stir. MMM MMM Good!

Terri
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Terri

No, it’s true!!! I heard some of the bigger girls talking about it. They said you can’t get pregnant unless the man inserts his disk into your yoni. that’s why I’m still a virgin. I tried it and it’s still too big to fit.

SF
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SF

These days, it’s no longer a stork that brings babies home, you just downloads them from the web.

FatKenney
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FatKenney

Sure it’s quicker, but I still prefer the good old-fashioned method.

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

The CD writer says “Mom, I’m pregnant!”

FatKenney
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FatKenney

“Well you see, Timmy, sometimes when a man and woman fall in love, they go to the electronics store and buy baby making software. Then the man puts the installation disk into the woman’s CD ROM drive, opens the Installation Wizard and restarts the computer. That’s where babies come from.”

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Congratulations! It’s an ISO-9660!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

7GB — That’s a lot of womb room.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Ten discs! Hmmph! In my day you only needed one.

Ian Dangerfield
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Ian Dangerfield

Make sure you don’t catch dVD XD

coffeebot
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i require 100

Eccekio
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Eccekio

10? Ah. It’s practice that makes perfect.

SuSu
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SuSu

There is also a chance the baby might be infected with viruses.

Eccekio
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Eccekio

The George Foreman Baby Cooker.

sparky
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sparky

How many Giga Babies? Geez, I’ll have to get a second job.

nyuk
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nyuk

This is why the birth rate in Japan is dwindling. I bet they’ve been incorrectly using CD-Rs instead of DVD-Rs. Their sex-ed curriculum need to be revamped asap!

drinkyoursteak
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drinkyoursteak

Decamom.

Biff the Understudy
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Biff the Understudy

“Keep the MPAA out of the bedroom!”

Charlie
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Charlie

At least if your kids misbehave you can rewrite them.

BigD25
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BigD25

Do I get a guarantee with this? i mean, it’s right on the label. It seems like a sure thing. Afterall, I’ve invested a lot of money in eastern medicine remedies. I don’t know how many tablespoons of tiger penis I’ve stirred into my morning tea just to make her happy. I’ve swallowed so much tiger penis at this point, I could work a corner of the Serengeti and not blink twice. Does anyone know if burning these discs actually works? Please advise.

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