Cobblers pardoned… pies released

Cobblers pardoned… pies released

posted on 17 Jan 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

Wherever a cheesecake is imprisoned unjustly, we’ll be there!

Photo courtesy of Ronnie Kwong.

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

Free the Barley 9!!!

Jewels
Jewels
8 years ago

Unless they are getting their just dessert.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Instead of presenting you with the bill, we cut open your belly to release our imprisoned food. Have a nice meal!

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Must be a custard pie throwing contest.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

But we incarcerate Gingerbread men.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Thank ou Mai ling and Anna. But just one of you will be sufficient.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Nobody suspects the Rice Pudding!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Today’s Special: Habeas Corpus Al La Mode.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

We don’t make dessert. It escapes!

ekh
ekh
8 years ago

Free at last! We free at last!

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
8 years ago

Or it could be a laxative ad.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Except Devil Dogs. They must remain imprisoned to protect humanity.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

And the chicken murder has been brought to justice!

SF
SF
8 years ago

“Waiter, what can we have for dessert?
– I’m sorry, nothing. All of our desserts have run away. We have freed them.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Well, considering the fact we’re talking about Asian Confusion Cuisine…

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

I am now imagining the waiters in this restaurant opening up their dessert trolley and screaming: “run, pies and cakes, you are free now! Go!”

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Whipped Cream — NEVER AGAIN!

coffeebot
8 years ago

Is sugar free?

DrewE
DrewE
8 years ago

“We free cakes of orient are…”

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
8 years ago

Vegetables brought to justice! The Hershey sued for impersonating chocolate! More gravy at 9!

demondude777
demondude777
8 years ago

Thank you Mario!

But your cheesecake is in another castle!

Terrenza
Terrenza
8 years ago

If you love something [dessert], set it free.
If it comes back to you, it’s yours [to eat].
If it doesn’t, it never was [que sera sera].

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I know how you feel – I released my breakfast twice in just one morning!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

@ coffeebot: a great one!

Michael
Michael
8 years ago

Their only crime was being sinfully delicious!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

♫ Freedom’s just another word for nothing left eat… ♫

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

I prefere free range mousse.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
8 years ago

Better that a hundred guilty pleasures go free than to imprison one innocent indulgence.

Firstborn
Firstborn
8 years ago

OH NO! THE DESSERTS HAVE DESERTED!!!

Snufkin
Snufkin
8 years ago

♫ We free desserts of orient are
low in fat, in sugar and carbs
cakes or custards, we won’t be flustered
we’ve cookies and lemon bars.♫

CHORUS

♫ Ohhh,
Tarts of wonder, tarts so light!
Tarts with royal beauty bright!
tasty eating, waists receding,
guide us to a pure delight! ♫

Jewels
Jewels
8 years ago

@firstborn: Yes, they’ve gone to the desert on a hors d’oeuvres with no name.

SuSu
SuSu
8 years ago

Pumpkin pie UNLEASHED!!!

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

Let us not forget about the Danish Resistance of WWII

http://www.prairiestarproductions.com/resistance_gear.htm

tadchem
tadchem
8 years ago

Support Cupcake Liberation!

Moominmamma
Moominmamma
8 years ago

to the Creamy Prison!

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

First it just the desserts, next thing you know they’ll want to free the entres too. When is this madness going to end?

drinkyoursteak
drinkyoursteak
8 years ago

Our tarts are always open.

SB DA WANG
SB DA WANG
8 years ago

Imperial Dragon Beef Powder

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Pontius Pilate: I SHALL WELEASE WASPBEWWY CWEAM PIE!

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