Cobblers pardoned… pies released

Cobblers pardoned… pies released

posted on 17 Jan 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

Wherever a cheesecake is imprisoned unjustly, we’ll be there!

Photo courtesy of Ronnie Kwong.

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Free the Barley 9!!!

Jewels
Jewels
10 years ago

Unless they are getting their just dessert.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Instead of presenting you with the bill, we cut open your belly to release our imprisoned food. Have a nice meal!

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Must be a custard pie throwing contest.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

But we incarcerate Gingerbread men.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Thank ou Mai ling and Anna. But just one of you will be sufficient.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Nobody suspects the Rice Pudding!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Today’s Special: Habeas Corpus Al La Mode.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

We don’t make dessert. It escapes!

ekh
ekh
10 years ago

Free at last! We free at last!

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
10 years ago

Or it could be a laxative ad.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Except Devil Dogs. They must remain imprisoned to protect humanity.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

And the chicken murder has been brought to justice!

SF
SF
10 years ago

“Waiter, what can we have for dessert?
– I’m sorry, nothing. All of our desserts have run away. We have freed them.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Well, considering the fact we’re talking about Asian Confusion Cuisine…

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

I am now imagining the waiters in this restaurant opening up their dessert trolley and screaming: “run, pies and cakes, you are free now! Go!”

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Whipped Cream — NEVER AGAIN!

coffeebot
10 years ago

Is sugar free?

DrewE
DrewE
10 years ago

“We free cakes of orient are…”

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

Vegetables brought to justice! The Hershey sued for impersonating chocolate! More gravy at 9!

demondude777
demondude777
10 years ago

Thank you Mario!

But your cheesecake is in another castle!

Terrenza
Terrenza
10 years ago

If you love something [dessert], set it free.
If it comes back to you, it’s yours [to eat].
If it doesn’t, it never was [que sera sera].

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I know how you feel – I released my breakfast twice in just one morning!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

@ coffeebot: a great one!

Michael
Michael
10 years ago

Their only crime was being sinfully delicious!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

♫ Freedom’s just another word for nothing left eat… ♫

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

I prefere free range mousse.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

Better that a hundred guilty pleasures go free than to imprison one innocent indulgence.

Firstborn
Firstborn
10 years ago

OH NO! THE DESSERTS HAVE DESERTED!!!

Snufkin
Snufkin
10 years ago

♫ We free desserts of orient are
low in fat, in sugar and carbs
cakes or custards, we won’t be flustered
we’ve cookies and lemon bars.♫

CHORUS

♫ Ohhh,
Tarts of wonder, tarts so light!
Tarts with royal beauty bright!
tasty eating, waists receding,
guide us to a pure delight! ♫

Jewels
Jewels
10 years ago

@firstborn: Yes, they’ve gone to the desert on a hors d’oeuvres with no name.

SuSu
SuSu
10 years ago

Pumpkin pie UNLEASHED!!!

Jøsh
Jøsh
10 years ago

Let us not forget about the Danish Resistance of WWII

http://www.prairiestarproductions.com/resistance_gear.htm

tadchem
tadchem
10 years ago

Support Cupcake Liberation!

Moominmamma
Moominmamma
10 years ago

to the Creamy Prison!

sparky
sparky
10 years ago

First it just the desserts, next thing you know they’ll want to free the entres too. When is this madness going to end?

drinkyoursteak
drinkyoursteak
10 years ago

Our tarts are always open.

SB DA WANG
SB DA WANG
10 years ago

Imperial Dragon Beef Powder

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

Pontius Pilate: I SHALL WELEASE WASPBEWWY CWEAM PIE!

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