Gum: kiddie steroids

Gum: kiddie steroids

posted on 12 Jan 2012 in Chinglish, Clothing

All else fails–blame the candy

Photo courtesy of H. Treichel.
Spotted at Chongqing Zoo, China.  

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Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Some carcinogenic gobbledygook?

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

In other news, the initial production runs of Tommy Hilfiger design muscles have been proven to cause cancer due to their high sugamint content. Collectors of vintage muscles are advised to trade in their muscles for a replacement.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

My grandma went to Chongqing Zoo & all I got was cancer

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Cancer! From Sugarmints! Must be the t-shirt.

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

When Sugamint Corporation said they were taking up a collection for cancer I, like many people, mistakenly believed they meant to FIGHT cancer. I want my donation back.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

I wonder what the shirt for Libras says.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Note to T-Shirt Production Group: televisions on the factory floor should NOT be tuned to General Hospital.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Somehow as I read this aloud I can’t help slipping into my awesome impression of Ahnuld. “It is NOT a toomuh! It is NOT a toomuh!”

Classic Steve
8 years ago

Help, a sugar-high muscleman stole my vintage collection of bottled cancers!

Michael
Michael
8 years ago

Double your muscles with Sugamint Gum!

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

I’m glad to see that the Chinese, Random Word Generator, works as well as the Japanese model..

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

If you don’t like his Muscles, you should see his Cockles.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

“Hey Sugarmint. May I design muscles vintage collection up?”

‘You certainl cansir.’

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

It was actually for a 10K cancer run sponsored by Sugamint. it was supposed to be:
Design Vintage Muscles
Cancer Collection Up
Sugamint Gonna!

Still doesn’t make sense but as long as Sugamint gonna – that’s fine with me!

YJ
YJ
8 years ago

Nice line for a rap music.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

“Sugamint™ is not for everyone; consult your doctor if you experience cancer, dry mouth, headache, spasms, or bleeding. You should not take Sugamint™ if you are breastfeeding, pregnant, or may become pregnant…”

NoizeBomb
7 years ago

It’s official. Sugamint allows you to get ripped, collect Vintage items (especially in TF2) and get cancer! Harshest weight gain mints in Asia!

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