Helps decompose unhealth?

Helps decompose unhealth?

posted on 18 Jan 2012 in Toiletries

 My advice? Wield gently

Photo courtesy of Michelle Byrd.

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DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

It removes horniness, but it brings… wetness!

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Well this is a new twist on not tonight dear I’ve got a headache.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

Was endorsed by Michael Jackson but , y’know…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

CAUTION: Do not apply this translation, etc.

ngyonghan
ngyonghan
8 years ago

An alternative to a cold shower, I guess.. 😀

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

“Captain, we’re approaching the horniness layer…”

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
8 years ago

Yah – They found a tube of this beside the propofol bottle.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

It wields the whitening intenerate essence gently in the basket.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Dispelling horniness: it’s all fun and games until someone, if immodesty, looses an eyeball.

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

The good news is you’ll have bright, clear skin. The bad news is your horniness cell will fall off.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Just avoid horniness.

Classic Steve
8 years ago

Oops, I did fatherly washing instead.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I have simply too many horniness cells.

Bill Sornson
Bill Sornson
8 years ago

Better make mine a double.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Dr. Bronner, you have met your match.

SuSu
SuSu
8 years ago

“Wield the product gently” XD

Avatarofcytorak
Avatarofcytorak
8 years ago

Bah! it only takes me 20 seconds to dispel my horniness.

Terrenza
Terrenza
8 years ago

If your eyeball offendeth thee, peel it out.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

30 senconds to remove horniness . . . that’s half-a-mitnute, huh?
I remove horniness myself in half-a-sencond by looking at just any girl.

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
8 years ago

Yes! I signed the anti-SOPA petition! Nothing should prevent me from starting my day with my Engrish.com!

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Strange. The whitening I get in the morning, is due to horniness.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

intenerate = Make soft or tender.

Didn’t know there was any such word.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

itenerate = tenderize.

Hmm. I usually tenderise meat, by belting it with a Mallet.

Rob
Rob
8 years ago

Dispel Horniness…? Sounds like a walk through WalMart!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

At last I know what the girls I dated in high school were using.

RT
RT
8 years ago

new medical reports suggest that while lack of vitamin c may lead to death by scurvy, a significant increase in sex life also occurs, prompting many pundits to question whether to “live lonely, or die hard”

Angela
Angela
8 years ago

Rub out Horniness in 30 seconds…take care not to shoot Horniness into eye…

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

My wife doesn’t need it….She never suffers from horniness.

Chuck
Chuck
8 years ago

I just want to dispel the rumour that aging horniness is unnatural.

Craig
Craig
8 years ago

yeah, you definitely don’t want that stuff in your eye….

Pete
Pete
8 years ago

Warning: Product flammable when used in the Orgasmotron.
(For the confused, research “1970’s Woody Allen films.)

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Is there an antidote for this?

drinkyoursteak
drinkyoursteak
8 years ago

Suggestive avoid eyeball into earball, dry and with pure air for 0 day.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Hmmm, should I choose Magic Missile or Dispel Horniness… decisions, decisions…

Myself
3 years ago

You’re just gonna have to face the wetness!

Myself
3 years ago

Given that it’s horniness we’re talking about here, avoiding immodesty is a good idea.

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