Helps decompose unhealth?

Helps decompose unhealth?

posted on 18 Jan 2012 in Toiletries

 My advice? Wield gently

Photo courtesy of Michelle Byrd.

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DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

It removes horniness, but it brings… wetness!

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Well this is a new twist on not tonight dear I’ve got a headache.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Was endorsed by Michael Jackson but , y’know…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

CAUTION: Do not apply this translation, etc.

ngyonghan
ngyonghan
10 years ago

An alternative to a cold shower, I guess.. 😀

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

“Captain, we’re approaching the horniness layer…”

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
10 years ago

Yah – They found a tube of this beside the propofol bottle.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

It wields the whitening intenerate essence gently in the basket.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Dispelling horniness: it’s all fun and games until someone, if immodesty, looses an eyeball.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

The good news is you’ll have bright, clear skin. The bad news is your horniness cell will fall off.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Just avoid horniness.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Oops, I did fatherly washing instead.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I have simply too many horniness cells.

Bill Sornson
Bill Sornson
10 years ago

Better make mine a double.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Dr. Bronner, you have met your match.

SuSu
SuSu
10 years ago

“Wield the product gently” XD

Avatarofcytorak
Avatarofcytorak
10 years ago

Bah! it only takes me 20 seconds to dispel my horniness.

Terrenza
Terrenza
10 years ago

If your eyeball offendeth thee, peel it out.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
10 years ago

30 senconds to remove horniness . . . that’s half-a-mitnute, huh?
I remove horniness myself in half-a-sencond by looking at just any girl.

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
10 years ago

Yes! I signed the anti-SOPA petition! Nothing should prevent me from starting my day with my Engrish.com!

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Strange. The whitening I get in the morning, is due to horniness.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

intenerate = Make soft or tender.

Didn’t know there was any such word.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

itenerate = tenderize.

Hmm. I usually tenderise meat, by belting it with a Mallet.

Rob
Rob
10 years ago

Dispel Horniness…? Sounds like a walk through WalMart!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

At last I know what the girls I dated in high school were using.

RT
RT
10 years ago

new medical reports suggest that while lack of vitamin c may lead to death by scurvy, a significant increase in sex life also occurs, prompting many pundits to question whether to “live lonely, or die hard”

Angela
Angela
10 years ago

Rub out Horniness in 30 seconds…take care not to shoot Horniness into eye…

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

My wife doesn’t need it….She never suffers from horniness.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

I just want to dispel the rumour that aging horniness is unnatural.

Craig
Craig
10 years ago

yeah, you definitely don’t want that stuff in your eye….

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Warning: Product flammable when used in the Orgasmotron.
(For the confused, research “1970’s Woody Allen films.)

sparky
sparky
10 years ago

Is there an antidote for this?

drinkyoursteak
drinkyoursteak
10 years ago

Suggestive avoid eyeball into earball, dry and with pure air for 0 day.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

Hmmm, should I choose Magic Missile or Dispel Horniness… decisions, decisions…

Myself
5 years ago

You’re just gonna have to face the wetness!

Myself
5 years ago

Given that it’s horniness we’re talking about here, avoiding immodesty is a good idea.

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