Looking for the soft rest room

Looking for the soft rest room

posted on 31 Jan 2012 in Chinglish

Photo courtesy of Kate Reid.
Found in China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

I’m feeling a little flacid myself.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

First you get rigid in the lounge, then you get soft after a few drinks and move to the next lounge.

SF
SF
8 years ago

If you stay in the rigidity waiting lounge for more than four hours, search immediate medical advice.

DragonLady
DragonLady
8 years ago

soft for the quick, rigidity for the dead

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

Please be considerate to your fellow guests and observe our ‘No crowding policy’ whilst in the rigidity lounge

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

The guy in the figure looks like he’s only one quarter rigid. I wonder if he’ll be allowed in?

coffeebot
8 years ago

Don’t forget your complimentary kleenex.

SuSu
SuSu
8 years ago

If I see a girl in miniskirt, I will wait in the Rigidity side.
I will go to the restroom and move to the Soft side afterwards.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

The floor is throbbing.

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

Sit back to back and wait for rigidity

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

Actually it’s two classes of sleeper carriages for long journeys

Michael
Michael
8 years ago

Poor Goldilocks is out of luck!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Considering my wide stance, I think I’ll need the rigidity lounge or rest room or whatever.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Rigor Mortis.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Just wondering . . . why the one on the left is not labelled “Softness Waiting Room”

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

@SF. If you can stay in the Rigity Lounge for more than four hours, you are qualified to give advice, rather than receive it.

Jewels
Jewels
8 years ago

Welcome to the Sperm Bank. Please complete the registration form in one of our two waiting rooms that suits your current status.

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Honey, I’m going to the lounge and wait for my rigidity.

Buzz Killington
Buzz Killington
8 years ago

Viagra available upon request…

drinkyoursteak
drinkyoursteak
8 years ago

This is almost certainly a railway station. There are 2 basic railway classes in China, Soft and Hard, for both daytime and nighttime travel. Soft equates to 2nd Class and above, Hard Class is 3rd Class. The computer that translated the Chinese to Engrish must have a severe case of pliapism.

Brenda Treagan
Brenda Treagan
8 years ago

The viagra clinic waiting rooms

Anthony
Anthony
8 years ago

excuse me sir, where is the frigidity waiting lounge? I am neither of these.

The Dude
The Dude
4 years ago

Is this rigidity in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

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