Oddly-named foster program

Oddly-named foster program

posted on 6 Jan 2012 in Chinglish

Can you escrow my allowance?

Found in China.

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DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Special discounts on grandmas: rent one for two days, get one day free!

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Group bookings welcome

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

You’re having a lend of me.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Yes. The Adams family.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

So I guess you don’t stock Fritzls then, huh?

Tong
Tong
8 years ago

Em, I will have a blonde, with big boobs, a brunette, a redhead… Ok, I am done with wives. Now, no kids, rich parents with not long to live… and grandparents? emmm… no. I am done. Any discount on 3 wives or package deal?

Tong
Tong
8 years ago

That’s why christmas party was terrible, I knew I should have tried with a different family!

Jay
Jay
8 years ago

It’s the lease we could do. (Sorry)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Only if it comes with a large house.

Chuck
Chuck
8 years ago

Their biggest movers are girlfriends-by-the-hour.

Grifter
Grifter
8 years ago

I’d like to take a lease on life please? Inlaws are keeping me behind on my rent.

Michelle
Michelle
8 years ago

I’d rather rent a bachelor.

coffeebot
8 years ago

I paid full price for a half-sister!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Rent-A-Kid. Great for trips to Disney World, then you don’t have to pay for braces or college! Cool!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Thank you for kidney offer, but I already got one.

Peter
Peter
8 years ago

Thanks but no thanks . . . my BF and our dog are priceless – way beyond any money could ever rent ^_^

gemenon
gemenon
8 years ago

Sounds like the Japanese movie called “Noriko’s Dinner Table”. That is exactly the plot, rent a family. LOL

Mc-Taz
Mc-Taz
8 years ago

I’m sorry, but do you have something that’s slightly more dysfunctional?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

There is a special on Manson Family.

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

By a “nice family” they mean the Mafia. And if you’re late paying their rent money they aren’t so nice…when they make you sleep with the fishes. o.o

Jewels
Jewels
8 years ago

Please take a seat outside until you are called, or you can mop while you wait.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Thanks but no thanks. My BF and our dog are priceless – way beyond any money could ever rent ^_^

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Can I get the chairs and mop for our kitchen too?

sheild
sheild
8 years ago

GROUP RATES FOR WEDDINGS

j s
j s
8 years ago

http://www.jjdc.com.cn/
They are a real estate company.

SB DA WANG
SB DA WANG
8 years ago

家, you’re just the cheekiest character, meaning both family and home (among others), confusing poor Chinese translators and fledgling sinologists alike.

Dennis
Dennis
8 years ago

How soon until I have to give them back?

BigD25
BigD25
6 years ago

I hope the mileage is free

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