Oddly-named foster program

Oddly-named foster program

posted on 6 Jan 2012 in Chinglish

Can you escrow my allowance?

Found in China.

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DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Special discounts on grandmas: rent one for two days, get one day free!

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Group bookings welcome

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

You’re having a lend of me.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Yes. The Adams family.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

So I guess you don’t stock Fritzls then, huh?

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Em, I will have a blonde, with big boobs, a brunette, a redhead… Ok, I am done with wives. Now, no kids, rich parents with not long to live… and grandparents? emmm… no. I am done. Any discount on 3 wives or package deal?

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

That’s why christmas party was terrible, I knew I should have tried with a different family!

Jay
Jay
10 years ago

It’s the lease we could do. (Sorry)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Only if it comes with a large house.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

Their biggest movers are girlfriends-by-the-hour.

Grifter
Grifter
10 years ago

I’d like to take a lease on life please? Inlaws are keeping me behind on my rent.

Michelle
Michelle
10 years ago

I’d rather rent a bachelor.

coffeebot
10 years ago

I paid full price for a half-sister!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Rent-A-Kid. Great for trips to Disney World, then you don’t have to pay for braces or college! Cool!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Thank you for kidney offer, but I already got one.

Peter
Peter
10 years ago

Thanks but no thanks . . . my BF and our dog are priceless – way beyond any money could ever rent ^_^

gemenon
gemenon
10 years ago

Sounds like the Japanese movie called “Noriko’s Dinner Table”. That is exactly the plot, rent a family. LOL

Mc-Taz
Mc-Taz
10 years ago

I’m sorry, but do you have something that’s slightly more dysfunctional?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

There is a special on Manson Family.

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

By a “nice family” they mean the Mafia. And if you’re late paying their rent money they aren’t so nice…when they make you sleep with the fishes. o.o

Jewels
Jewels
10 years ago

Please take a seat outside until you are called, or you can mop while you wait.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
10 years ago

Thanks but no thanks. My BF and our dog are priceless – way beyond any money could ever rent ^_^

sparky
sparky
10 years ago

Can I get the chairs and mop for our kitchen too?

sheild
sheild
10 years ago

GROUP RATES FOR WEDDINGS

j s
j s
10 years ago

http://www.jjdc.com.cn/
They are a real estate company.

SB DA WANG
SB DA WANG
10 years ago

家, you’re just the cheekiest character, meaning both family and home (among others), confusing poor Chinese translators and fledgling sinologists alike.

Dennis
Dennis
9 years ago

How soon until I have to give them back?

BigD25
BigD25
7 years ago

I hope the mileage is free

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