Park sign rules (contains vulgar language)

Park sign rules (contains vulgar language)

posted on 13 Jan 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Dave Goodwin.
Found in Beijing, China. 

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DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

– “This park is really boring.”
– “No sh*t, dude!”

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Is wreslting and roller skating allowed.

Peter
Peter
10 years ago

The sign on this groun is grouned.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Phew, so the wizz and puke I did on that bench over there are ok, right?

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
10 years ago

Public defecation is becoming a major problem in China. Illegal poop parties are happening in many public parks and recreation areas.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Football score:
Moles 17
Gophers 21

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Do not break rule #5, ESPECIALLY if someone already broke rule #3.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

“Personal foul. Unnecessary use of fecal matter. Fifteen yards, automatic first down.”

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

And when the lights go out things get really interesting.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Will the last person to leave the park please turn out the lights and flush.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I’m trying to figure out how to break all of them at once, but my dog doesn’t chew gum.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Now let’s see: For number 3 do they mean “We are not shitting you. We really mean it”? Or have people actually been taking a dump in the playground sandboxes? Is this the source of organic sand? Hmmm. I wonder.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

You can leave chewing gums SOMEwhere, but not EVERYwhere? Got it? Leave at least a few square inches free of Juicy Fruit. Thank you.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Seems like the Chinese are not allowed to urinate either. For English-speaking people it is perfectly OK though.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
10 years ago

Shitty day…in the park…I think I might have stepped in mud pie

Deanna
Deanna
10 years ago

You’re grounded!

Ben
Ben
10 years ago

No football? Are you s___ing me? Wait, I guess you can’t do that either.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Not the ideal park for a self defecating person.

coffeebot
10 years ago

Welcome to our f*cking park.

Terrenza
Terrenza
10 years ago

Obviously, this is no park. No bikes, no pets, no playing, no s(h)itting…. So what kind of groun(d) is it?

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

I certainly would not play football, on ground dogs have been craopping all over.

Michael
Michael
10 years ago

So am I forbidden to defecate ON the ground or IN the ground?

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

This is a pst free, gum free, bicycle free, shit free, gum free, park. Otherwidse use it for whatever you wish

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

OK! May I have wild Group Sex on the park benches?

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Yes? Ok then. I was perhaps thinking of 20 or 30 people. Still cool mate?

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

EDIT: This is a pet free, bicycle free, gum free, shit free, football free, park. Otherwise use it for whatever you wish

Sisco
Sisco
10 years ago

I S#it you not!

tri24la
tri24la
10 years ago

The Subterranean Football League is banned from this park

sparky
sparky
10 years ago

Rule #7 (on reverse)
After 20:00 you may do all of the above.

Jøsh
Jøsh
10 years ago

Violators will be put in the ground.

Stonefieldt
Stonefieldt
10 years ago

China’s answer to the occupy movement.

drinkyoursteak
drinkyoursteak
10 years ago

China’s attempt to copy Wrigley Field.

sean
sean
10 years ago

#6 This is outdoors, so it’s flattering that they think I control the sun. I promise to have it down by 20:00

pommflicker
pommflicker
10 years ago

I hate those chewing gums that people leave everywhere. Always end up eating the grass.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

Bury me not in the cold cold groun.

grine
grine
9 years ago

“Park officer, this is not a pet. I plan to eat him.”

Life's wish
Life's wish
8 years ago

Well I didn’t need to anyway

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