Park sign rules (contains vulgar language)

Park sign rules (contains vulgar language)

posted on 13 Jan 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

Photo courtesy of Dave Goodwin.
Found in Beijing, China. 

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DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

– “This park is really boring.”
– “No sh*t, dude!”

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Is wreslting and roller skating allowed.

Peter
Peter
8 years ago

The sign on this groun is grouned.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

Phew, so the wizz and puke I did on that bench over there are ok, right?

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
8 years ago

Public defecation is becoming a major problem in China. Illegal poop parties are happening in many public parks and recreation areas.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Football score:
Moles 17
Gophers 21

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

Do not break rule #5, ESPECIALLY if someone already broke rule #3.

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

“Personal foul. Unnecessary use of fecal matter. Fifteen yards, automatic first down.”

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

And when the lights go out things get really interesting.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Will the last person to leave the park please turn out the lights and flush.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

I’m trying to figure out how to break all of them at once, but my dog doesn’t chew gum.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Now let’s see: For number 3 do they mean “We are not shitting you. We really mean it”? Or have people actually been taking a dump in the playground sandboxes? Is this the source of organic sand? Hmmm. I wonder.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

You can leave chewing gums SOMEwhere, but not EVERYwhere? Got it? Leave at least a few square inches free of Juicy Fruit. Thank you.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Seems like the Chinese are not allowed to urinate either. For English-speaking people it is perfectly OK though.

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
8 years ago

Shitty day…in the park…I think I might have stepped in mud pie

Deanna
Deanna
8 years ago

You’re grounded!

Ben
Ben
8 years ago

No football? Are you s___ing me? Wait, I guess you can’t do that either.

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

Not the ideal park for a self defecating person.

coffeebot
8 years ago

Welcome to our f*cking park.

Terrenza
Terrenza
8 years ago

Obviously, this is no park. No bikes, no pets, no playing, no s(h)itting…. So what kind of groun(d) is it?

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

I certainly would not play football, on ground dogs have been craopping all over.

Michael
Michael
8 years ago

So am I forbidden to defecate ON the ground or IN the ground?

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

This is a pst free, gum free, bicycle free, shit free, gum free, park. Otherwidse use it for whatever you wish

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

OK! May I have wild Group Sex on the park benches?

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Yes? Ok then. I was perhaps thinking of 20 or 30 people. Still cool mate?

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

EDIT: This is a pet free, bicycle free, gum free, shit free, football free, park. Otherwise use it for whatever you wish

Sisco
Sisco
8 years ago

I S#it you not!

tri24la
tri24la
8 years ago

The Subterranean Football League is banned from this park

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Rule #7 (on reverse)
After 20:00 you may do all of the above.

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

Violators will be put in the ground.

Stonefieldt
Stonefieldt
8 years ago

China’s answer to the occupy movement.

drinkyoursteak
drinkyoursteak
8 years ago

China’s attempt to copy Wrigley Field.

sean
sean
8 years ago

#6 This is outdoors, so it’s flattering that they think I control the sun. I promise to have it down by 20:00

pommflicker
pommflicker
8 years ago

I hate those chewing gums that people leave everywhere. Always end up eating the grass.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Bury me not in the cold cold groun.

grine
grine
8 years ago

“Park officer, this is not a pet. I plan to eat him.”

Life's wish
Life's wish
7 years ago

Well I didn’t need to anyway

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