Sirong winds ahead!

Sirong winds ahead!

posted on 20 Jan 2012 in Chinglish, Household Items

Also try our electric toothbrush for oral sex understanding

Photo courtesy of Martine Sayers.
Hair dryer found in S. Carolina, made in China. 

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DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

I suppose one needs to be Chinese to understand the sex life of a hair dryer.

mrguitar
mrguitar
8 years ago

Blows you with its 3 settings for your satisfaction! Nice and Slow, Medium and Instant Climax!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Chinese technology is absolutely amazing – how did they manage to put Sirong winds into a small foldable hair dryer?!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Sex Understanding: It’s not just a good idea, it’s the law.

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Apparently it crimps as well.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

This product dries me crazy.

Jazzy
Jazzy
8 years ago

When you’re hot, you’re hot.

Jay
Jay
8 years ago

So this thing will blow me dry? Am I not understanding?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I can usually produce low noise strong winds without a hair dryer.

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

Available at hair salons, novelty shops, or the “planned parenting” aisle of your local drug store.

Michael
Michael
8 years ago

My compulsory sex understanding tells me you may not get the type of blow job you’re looking for.

coffeebot
8 years ago

Hun, why is the ‘hairdryer’ always on your nightstand when I come home from work?

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

The only hair dryer with a “Wetness” setting.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Next time I’m in China I’m going to hit as many supermarkets as possible!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

You mean there are 2199 other appliances like this one? No wonder the Chinese are famous for being geniuses!

Firstborn
Firstborn
8 years ago

Goes to show sex and long life go together. Who’d guess the Chinese had it in them for so long.

demondude777
demondude777
8 years ago

Hey dad!!!! Mom is screwing the hair dryer again!!!!!!!

Peter
Peter
8 years ago

Looks sirongly more like a dildo than a hair-dryer . . .

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
8 years ago

too scary

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

I never knew Hair Dryers were so versatile.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

I never knew THOSE hairs required blow-drying.

avatarofcytorak
avatarofcytorak
8 years ago

Frankly, I’m proud that my appliances aren’t suffering from gender confusion.

coffeebot
8 years ago

My wife loves her “hair dryer”

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

Sex sells, particularly at the supermarket.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
8 years ago

Now on to the freestyle portion of the competition.

Mr.Dude
Mr.Dude
8 years ago

Just say NO:

to anything compulsory… unless it’s the sex thing.

brbr
brbr
8 years ago

So does this mean that all those made in china electronics are also certified dildos? Brilliant!

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

What ever blows your skirt up. Does this have lead paint too?

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Ah, the Sirong Winds, the most beautiful season of the year in Southeast Asia.

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