Special Waiting Room

Special Waiting Room

posted on 21 Jan 2012 in Chinglish

We pride ourselves in early recruitment…

Photo courtesy of Kevin Haggerty.
Found at the Harbin Ice Festival in China. 

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jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

We’re looking for a few good babies.

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Go forth and multiply

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

Defend the Motherrand from the disciples of Ayn Rand

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

We put the “infant” in “infantry”.

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

They look so cute in their little camouflage diapers.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

The fourth mother and baby waiting room is coming soon

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

As a baby soldier I wish to register a complaint about the creamed chipped beef on toast being served in the mess hall. I thought I was supposed to get my meals straight from my mom!!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

This is my pacifier. There are many like it, but this one is mine. My pacifier is my best friend. It is my life.

Peter
Peter
8 years ago

The fourth mother supplies the toy guns . . . and of course more new users (!!)

Michael
Michael
8 years ago

Why rattle a rattle when you can rattle a saber!

Linden
Linden
8 years ago

The first second third mother and baby solider reunion is only a motion away.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Sergeant : How tall are you, private?
Private Cowboy: Sir, five-foot-nine, sir.
Sergeant: Five-foot-nine, I didn’t know they stacked babies that high!

coffeebot
8 years ago

because Fatherrand sounds too fascist

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

BE more like chunderland, if it’s all babies.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

@coffeebot. Because Faterland might describe to operation too acurately.

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
8 years ago

So much thumbing down… A lot of angered baby soldiers ’round here!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

We wait a many!

Chuck
Chuck
8 years ago

Well, the fifth daughter on the twelfth night
Told the first father that things weren’t right

“My complexion”, she said, “is much too white”
He said, “Hmmm, come here, step into the light”

He said, “Yes, you’re right
“Gonna tell the second mother this has been done”

But the second mother was with the seventh son
And they were both out on Highway 61

DECMATH
DECMATH
8 years ago

We’ve waited long enough, Mommy. Get to the choppa !!!

DragonLady
DragonLady
8 years ago

“We put the “infant” in “infantry”.”–brilliant, FatKenney!!!!!

Camy
Camy
8 years ago

That’s how mothers get old and adopted…

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

See the terrorist in the burka?

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Peace activists refer to them as “adult killers”.

Ducky
Ducky
7 years ago

Too much baby soldier mama drama in that room.

BigD25
BigD25
6 years ago

The Chinese. They were always better at math than us!

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