That’s no donut!

That’s no donut!

posted on 26 Jan 2012 in Chinglish

I lost weight AND got laid!

Photo courtesy of John-Paul Mitchell.
Chinese product found in Texas. 

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Healthy maybe, disproportionate definitely

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

@faulty wiring: No kidding. That woman’s legs and bottom make up 75% of her total body mass.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

She swings so good!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

♫ Won’t you take me to … SunpenTown ♫

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Hair color may not match with actual contents of box.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

She’s healthy because she’s inflatable.

Ageless
Ageless
10 years ago

Not for sale on Tell Sell.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Press the ON button and the woman will scream like hell.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Does this purple thing make my butt look big?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

Sir Mixalot ordered 10 of these.

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Better than a diseased swinger.

coffeebot
10 years ago

I met her at an organic orgy

demondude777
demondude777
10 years ago

So does this mean no condom is ok?

GwydionM
GwydionM
10 years ago

You wouldn’t want to kiss an unhelathy swinger

SuSu
SuSu
10 years ago

THUMB ME DOWN!!!

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

How in hell do you get the moulded swinsuit off her?

Michael
Michael
10 years ago

Swinger husband sold separately.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Anardent young man called Fred,
Had a blow-up doll in his bed,
When the big-toe blew,
Out the window they flew,
And he came in mid-air it was said.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

♫♫
I’m a swingin’ in a box
I’m a swingin’ in a cardboard box…♫

sparky
sparky
10 years ago

CAUTION: Using this device may cause swelling of legs.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Welly clafty. Using thatpurple thing , instead of a pillow or a phone book.

Silly Uncle Willy
10 years ago

http://www.sunpentown.com/abswmawiswdi.html

Swimsuit model not included.

Pete
Pete
10 years ago

Note how only the back of her heels touch the ground, while the rest of her appears suspended in the air.

I dunno…a gal with with the kind of abdominal and glute strength to achieve THAT position might just be worth the ride!

As for that blue thing:

A girl with a cushion
The better the pushin’

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

I always want to take a shower when I find stuff like this on Craigslist.

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