That’s no donut!

That’s no donut!

posted on 26 Jan 2012 in Chinglish

I lost weight AND got laid!

Photo courtesy of John-Paul Mitchell.
Chinese product found in Texas. 

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

Healthy maybe, disproportionate definitely

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

@faulty wiring: No kidding. That woman’s legs and bottom make up 75% of her total body mass.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

She swings so good!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

♫ Won’t you take me to … SunpenTown ♫

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Hair color may not match with actual contents of box.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

She’s healthy because she’s inflatable.

Ageless
Ageless
8 years ago

Not for sale on Tell Sell.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

Press the ON button and the woman will scream like hell.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Does this purple thing make my butt look big?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

Sir Mixalot ordered 10 of these.

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

Better than a diseased swinger.

coffeebot
8 years ago

I met her at an organic orgy

demondude777
demondude777
8 years ago

So does this mean no condom is ok?

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

You wouldn’t want to kiss an unhelathy swinger

SuSu
SuSu
8 years ago

THUMB ME DOWN!!!

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

BATTERIES NOT INCLUDED.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

How in hell do you get the moulded swinsuit off her?

Michael
Michael
8 years ago

Swinger husband sold separately.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Anardent young man called Fred,
Had a blow-up doll in his bed,
When the big-toe blew,
Out the window they flew,
And he came in mid-air it was said.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

♫♫
I’m a swingin’ in a box
I’m a swingin’ in a cardboard box…♫

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

CAUTION: Using this device may cause swelling of legs.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Welly clafty. Using thatpurple thing , instead of a pillow or a phone book.

Silly Uncle Willy
8 years ago

http://www.sunpentown.com/abswmawiswdi.html

Swimsuit model not included.

Pete
Pete
8 years ago

Note how only the back of her heels touch the ground, while the rest of her appears suspended in the air.

I dunno…a gal with with the kind of abdominal and glute strength to achieve THAT position might just be worth the ride!

As for that blue thing:

A girl with a cushion
The better the pushin’

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

I always want to take a shower when I find stuff like this on Craigslist.

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