The travails of domestis life…

The travails of domestis life…

posted on 9 Jan 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Marcos Katz.
Menu found in Beijing, China. 

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DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

The Soylent Corporation would soon find out that re-branding their flagship product “Pot of Meat” to “Soylent Green” boosted sales enormously.

Jewels
Jewels
8 years ago

…. only to find that someone replaced the contents with stir-fried vegs.

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

As long as she doesn’t pea in it. Very unhygienic.

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
8 years ago

Time to eat grandma or time to eat,grandma?

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

Another innovative & tasty response to the one child policy

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

You are what you eat.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Adopt instead of renting.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Mother — The Original Potted Meat Food Product.

Tong
Tong
8 years ago

She was a pig and tastes like one too.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Zuzybalooba. It is all in the punctuation. ie. Time to eat, grandma. or Time, to eat grandma. (Who said, in modern English, punctuation was unnecessary?).

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Nothing I like better in the morning, than the smell of grandmas cooking.

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

“Ma, get back in your pot! You’re not done yet.”

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

Tomorrow – time to adopt a new mother.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Looks like she’s slobbering nicely.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Instant family!

emily
emily
8 years ago

I’m sorry we need more time to serve you what you have ordered, because the old adopted mother returned to the pot of meat…. only to find it burnt!

Peter
Peter
8 years ago

Cannibal family ?

Firstborn
Firstborn
8 years ago

It’s the circle of life. One day we will all return to a pot of meat.

Dervrak
Dervrak
8 years ago

You got to give the Chinese credit for their overly descriptive menu items. Heck, we rarely have food items of more than two words. Take “Hot Dog” for example, if it had been invented in China the name would have been “The Legless Pig Relaxes Between the Rows of Golden Grain”

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

About the only time you can ever get away with saying “Your Momma looks good enough to eat.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

They are finally meating again.

Jame Gumb
Jame Gumb
8 years ago

Over twenty replies and not one Silence Of The Lambs reference.
What’s wrong with this place?

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Mom… finish your plate. There are adopted mothers in China who don’t have enough food to eat.

Stephanie
Stephanie
8 years ago

Two cannibals are eating a clown…one says to the other, “Does this taste funny to you?”

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Yeah, I knew the old bag would do a Wicked Witch of the West some day.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Good old adopted mom. She’s not just for breakfast any more.

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
8 years ago

Ashes to ashes. Meat to meat.

RT
RT
8 years ago

autobots, transform and roll out…

Wile E. Coyote Super Genius

Instead of adopting a mother, you could try for your own.

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

She was only adopted – no big meal..er….deal

Peabruck
Peabruck
8 years ago

She tried a pot of fish but didn’t like it.

Dane
Dane
8 years ago

At least she was old…

Bud Hann
Bud Hann
8 years ago

Best served with Henpecked Husband Reduced to Bowl of Jelly

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

She must have been a MILD: Mom I’d Like to Devour.

Dennis
Dennis
8 years ago

Ashes to ashes, pot of meat to pot of meat.

Life's wish
Life's wish
7 years ago

We recommend the Sumyung Gai

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