This explains the waiter’s limp

This explains the waiter’s limp

posted on 24 Jan 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries, Menus

It’s still warm!

Photo courtesy of Jaime Owens.
Found outside a restaurant in Seoul, Korea.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

This crotch looks alive and kicked!

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

We can only serve this dish when our cook is in heat.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

What few customers know is that the crotch steamed dish is prepared at your own table — using your own crotch. You will want to order it together with the cold noodles.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

NOTE: Guests are kindly asked to get a strong alibi at least 12 hours before murder.

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

Eat your soup before it gets warm.

Brian
Brian
8 years ago

Waiter: “I really, really, really, really, REALLY recommend the cold noodles….”

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Are these Before and After pictures?
“This is your crotch.”
“This is your crotch on drugs.”

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Crotch: the other part of a balanced diet.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Now where are the balls ??

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

Another incompetent translation. It should be crotches…there is a great pile of them

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

When the waitress pulls this plate out of her . . . uh . . . okay let’s call it her crotch, you won’t care that there’s no food on it.

Bill Gates
Bill Gates
8 years ago

No thank you.

coffeebot
8 years ago

Waiter, there’s a soup in my fly

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

Crotching tiger, hidden noodles.

SuSu
SuSu
8 years ago

Waiters have the tendency to say: “we’re out of crotch steamed dish.”

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
8 years ago

Are you sure this isn’t Vietnamese food? I heard from my friend Roosevelt E. Roosevelt that a little “Crotch pot cooking” isn’t all that unheard of down there.

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

Served with Fried Lice

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Served with crabs.

Peabruck
Peabruck
8 years ago

Ooh, I think that is like that armpit steamed dish I had on my trip to Korea. They served it with bun-warmed buns.

Classic Steve
8 years ago

I know why MY noodle just went cold.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

From the crotch of what?

If it is anything like the crotchings from sheep, I’ll give it a miss.

Tong
Tong
8 years ago

Must be the hidden dragon cooking the crotching tiger.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
8 years ago

I don’t like to sound all defensive about my negative votes, but… hasn’t anyone seen “Good Morning, Vietnam”?

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

It’s better than the armpit steamed dish.

Stonefieldt
Stonefieldt
8 years ago

My rottweiler loves when I bring this home.

Kathy
Kathy
8 years ago

The cold noodles is actually served cold – it’s delicious and refreshing!

sean
sean
8 years ago

(Note: Cold noodles is just a Crotch steamed dish that’s been sitting out a while.)

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Revenge is a dish best served… well, you have two options: cold, and steamed in your crotch. Choose wisely.

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