Capitalist Pig

Capitalist Pig

posted on 20 Feb 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

I made a fortune in Pork Bellies

Photo courtesy of Irwhan Rashid.
 Found in Canton, China.

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Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Something for the bougeois.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

1. Take some ginger, pork, and a bucket of fresh sand.
2. Mix it all together and fry it.
3. Sell to unsuspecting tourist.
4. Profit!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

I dunno. Something about having your throat slit and then being chopped to bits whilst still sensate before ending up in a third rate stir fry with dirt and ginger flavouring strikes me as something less than profitable.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

One pig’s losses is another pig’s gain!

Jazzy
Jazzy
8 years ago

This stuff will be a hit on Wall Street.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Introducing The Great Hamboni, the fried pig prophet.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

“Let’s eat the ginger” he says.
“No one will know” he says.
“What could go wrong” he says.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Work hard.
Save your money.
Get fried anyway.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

One thing for sure . . . it’s the pigs loss.

DECMATH
DECMATH
8 years ago

Sand ginger? That’s rascit!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

This little piggy went to market. This little piggy stayed home. This little piggy had roast beef. This little piggy had none. And this little piggy . . .
got FRIED! Hey this isn’t so cute any more!

J-Luke
J-Luke
8 years ago

This dish peaks my interest…

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

No gourmet would eat pork with stale sand

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

How could a pig profit if he looseth his soul?

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

How indeed could a Pig benefit, if, in gaining a profit, he looseth his Ginger?

DragonLady
DragonLady
8 years ago

New Occupy slogan?

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

I ffed my pigs LSD with their mash. They’re always freid.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Fried. – Typo (Gottverdammte)

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

That’s what you get for calling me a sand ginger – you pig!

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

Sand ginger – Racist slur for a person of Middle Eastern
and Scottish descent?

Nemanja
Nemanja
8 years ago

Fried pig’s mantra:
Phase 1: collect sand ginger
Phase 3: profit!

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