Change we can believe in

Change we can believe in

posted on 22 Feb 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries

If they truly had faith, they wouldn’t have padlocked the box…

Photo courtesy of NC.
Found in Agra, India. 

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Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

I’ll bight, whats in the box,

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

I don’t have any change but I love Jesus.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

I didn’t know Rick Santorum’s speech writers were Indian

SF
SF
8 years ago

Now when this was noised abroad, the multitude came together, and were confounded, because that every man heard them speak in Engrish.
And they were all amazed and wondered, saying one to another, Behold, what the hell are they meaning? Is the Holy Spirit using Google translation?
— Acts of the Apostles —

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

The still small voice that says: LET ME OUT OF THIS BOX!

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

My own personal Jesus for only two cents!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

The problem with the Type 30 TARDIS was that the door only locked from the outside.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

I’m sorry, but my Don’t Worry Jesus is broke.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

♫ Jesus just left Agra and he’s bound for New Delhi.. ♫

Dervrak
Dervrak
8 years ago

Don’t worry Jesus for Change.

Ask Zeus instead, he’s the go to guy for change.

Pedro
Pedro
8 years ago

Dear friend,

Jesus love you long time.
Cash Only!
Don’t worry Jesus for change.

Best Wishes,

Jesus Wang, Male Escort

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

“You or Love Me!” — is this another one of those abstinence programs?

Stopchicks
Stopchicks
8 years ago

“Forgive them, Father, for they know not what they wrote.”

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

Could Jesus make a box so tightly locked even he couldn’t escape from it?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Okay, I’ll go bother Buddha for some spare rupees, dude.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Love you or love me? Hmmm. Depends on how many margaritas I’ve had.

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

Don’t ever change, Jesus.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Don’t worry, I’m sure it would take Jesus to understand all this Indiaglish (!!)

Michael
Michael
8 years ago

Hey, ‘Don’t Worry Jesus’!
Can you hear me in there?
This is ‘Jesus For Love’ and I’m with ‘Love Me’
Will you come out if we give you a nickel?

Classic Steve
8 years ago

Could Jesus please change this text?

abohemiansrhapsody
8 years ago

♫Ch-ch-ch-changes

Turn and face the strange! ♫

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Jesus for love, is you?? I didn’t know I was Jesus.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

@Algernon. What’s in the box. Elemeentary my dear sir….CHANGE.

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

More confusing than the language of the bible.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Hah! Krishna gives you crisp, new, 100 Rupee notes..

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

But on the first day of the week, at early dawn, the went to the box, taking the spices which they had prepared. And they found the padlock removed from the box. Jesus had taken the change and ascended to another world. Happy Easter.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

OH JESUS! I haven’t got any &#@*& Parking Meter change!

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

Don’t worry Jesus I can change! For loves you! You or loves me?

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

Dogs found worrying Jesus will be shot by the sheep

YJ
YJ
8 years ago

Love can be double standard.

Tom P.
Tom P.
8 years ago

… Ruke 3:16

ribbonleaf
ribbonleaf
8 years ago

Since George Harrison converted to Hinduism, does all of India (including Christians) love The Beatles now? Sounds like they have been playing Beatles records backwards for inspiration…

sloanstar
sloanstar
8 years ago

so what am I supposed to put in the box?

Julie
Julie
8 years ago

Don’t worry Jesus for change. If you’re going to bother him, ask for at least a five.

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

“What, Jesus worry?”

Daniel Maddux
Daniel Maddux
8 years ago

For so world so God loved …

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