Did that gel just get hard?

Did that gel just get hard?

posted on 11 Feb 2012 in Chinglish, Toiletries

Photo courtesy of Stephen Coleman.
Spotted in Taiwan. 

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Gives me a stiff nose.

Peter
Peter
10 years ago

Hey I indeed wish to keep the horniest gel. Why settle for the less horny?

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Me so horny. Me clean out your face long time.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

FOR FACE: when you care enough to be your very horniest.

J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

Certain white gels are apparently difficult to remove…

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

“Honey, come try out this new facial scrub I got you. Use a lot.”

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Now with 20 percent more horny!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Face off!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I apply such gels elsewhere.

JonnyTBone
JonnyTBone
10 years ago

And try our new product – Clean Out Whoriness Gel; for the morning after clean uo – It’s Clean Out!

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Right, so I’ve cleaned out my horniest gel onto my face…now what?

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Is this stuff ‘to assist with’ or is it the ‘conveniently packaged results of’?

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

My wife has two words that remove horniness. It’s; “HURRY UP”.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Horniness gel – KY Jelly?

SuSu
SuSu
10 years ago

Makes me wonder what they actually mean by “horninest”
We’ve seen this many times havent we?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Best before electricity blower!

Terri B
Terri B
10 years ago

I think we’ve done the horny skin care meme to death by now.

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Our gel is made from the finest natural ingredients: Horned frog, horned lizard, horned owl, and horn of rhino. $%#!! you, PETA!!! 🙂

Dervrak
Dervrak
10 years ago

I use to go through a case of horniest gel a week when I was a teenager. Now that I’m middle age, one tube will last a year.

sparky
sparky
10 years ago

My ex already cleaned out my horniest a long time ago!

sowsearsoup
sowsearsoup
10 years ago

I’m just glad they specified that it was “For Face”. That could have been bad.

BC
BC
10 years ago

You sure these aren’t Dizzee Rascal lyrics?

anonymouse
anonymouse
10 years ago

Guaranteed to give you an orgasmically refreshing feeling!

Dee
Dee
10 years ago

Must be a big seller in the porn industry

Brenda Treagan
Brenda Treagan
10 years ago

Hookers finally get a cream to discourage their clients from BJ’s… awesome!

Anthony
Anthony
10 years ago

finally a remedy for accidental swallowing

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