Did that gel just get hard?

Did that gel just get hard?

posted on 11 Feb 2012 in Chinglish, Toiletries

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Algernon
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Algernon

Gives me a stiff nose.

Peter
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Peter

Hey I indeed wish to keep the horniest gel. Why settle for the less horny?

DrLex
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DrLex

Me so horny. Me clean out your face long time.

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

FOR FACE: when you care enough to be your very horniest.

J-Luke
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J-Luke

Certain white gels are apparently difficult to remove…

FatKenney
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FatKenney

“Honey, come try out this new facial scrub I got you. Use a lot.”

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Now with 20 percent more horny!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Face off!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I apply such gels elsewhere.

JonnyTBone
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JonnyTBone

And try our new product – Clean Out Whoriness Gel; for the morning after clean uo – It’s Clean Out!

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

Right, so I’ve cleaned out my horniest gel onto my face…now what?

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

Is this stuff ‘to assist with’ or is it the ‘conveniently packaged results of’?

Eccekio
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Eccekio

My wife has two words that remove horniness. It’s; “HURRY UP”.

Eccekio
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Eccekio

Horniness gel – KY Jelly?

SuSu
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SuSu

Makes me wonder what they actually mean by “horninest”
We’ve seen this many times havent we?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Best before electricity blower!

Terri B
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Terri B

I think we’ve done the horny skin care meme to death by now.

Lora
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Lora

Our gel is made from the finest natural ingredients: Horned frog, horned lizard, horned owl, and horn of rhino. $%#!! you, PETA!!! 🙂

Dervrak
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Dervrak

I use to go through a case of horniest gel a week when I was a teenager. Now that I’m middle age, one tube will last a year.

sparky
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sparky

My ex already cleaned out my horniest a long time ago!

sowsearsoup
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sowsearsoup

I’m just glad they specified that it was “For Face”. That could have been bad.

BC
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BC

You sure these aren’t Dizzee Rascal lyrics?

anonymouse
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anonymouse

Guaranteed to give you an orgasmically refreshing feeling!

Dee
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Dee

Must be a big seller in the porn industry

Brenda Treagan
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Brenda Treagan

Hookers finally get a cream to discourage their clients from BJ’s… awesome!

Anthony
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Anthony

finally a remedy for accidental swallowing

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