Feng Wee

Feng Wee

posted on 24 Feb 2012 in Chinglish

“You know what would complete this room? A splash of yellow in the corner.”

Photo courtesy of Matthias Winter.
Found in front of closed Pizza Hut at Beijing Airport. 

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Ronald loves the yellow walls

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

That’s a nice new color scheme, but… what’s that smell?

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

“Decoration”? I’m sorry, I thought you said “interior defecation”. My bad.

gemenon
gemenon
10 years ago

No, this decor is totally unforgivable. The decorator should be shot and p.. oh nevermind.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

What HAVE you done to your living room?

Oh, it’s just some $h!t I’ve thrown together

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Those flowers in the corner have especially nice smell today!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I’d rather forgive to be incontinent for… well, other things.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

NOTE: Please don’t use the toilet for interior decoration.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

The restaurant was closed by the Ministry of Health for improper interior decoration.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

The saying is “Forgive or relive”, not “Forgive or relieve”.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Okay, but exactly what continent will I be in? Bet it’s AAAAAAsia!

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Now this pisses me off.

FRANK BURNS
FRANK BURNS
10 years ago

If this takes off, I could use my dogs as interior decorators!

Silly Uncle Willy
10 years ago

My pizza tastes funny.

Peter
Peter
10 years ago

Interior decoration . . . interior of WHAT ??

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Yes. I imagine it would be inconvenient.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

This sign is for your convenience.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

I was very relieved to find an Interior decorator who would do this job.

JonnyTBone
JonnyTBone
10 years ago

My Mom used to hang the interior decoration outside the window to shame me. Too late to apologize now Mom. You’ll never see me in Beijing Airport again.

Michael
Michael
10 years ago

Sounds like a rush job!

RT
RT
10 years ago

that explains mcdonald’s golden arches.

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

There aren’t a lot of reasons to beg forgiveness,

Just #1 and #2.

Jøsh
Jøsh
10 years ago

Welcome to Casa de Caca. We don’t get many visitors since the place has gone down the sh!tter.

S Clay Wilson
S Clay Wilson
10 years ago

The golden shower room at the end of the hall with the brown shag carpet. Please forgive the decor. And don’t step in the leadership.

Jøsh
Jøsh
10 years ago

Did that painter on Murphy Brown ever finish?

Andrew T.
Andrew T.
10 years ago

Should be “inconvenience”, not “incontinent”!

sparky8367
sparky8367
10 years ago

I officially lost my taste for pizza.

Ricky R.
Ricky R.
10 years ago

Colors du jour: smelly yellow and smelly brown

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