Order at your own risk

Order at your own risk

posted on 27 Feb 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Marianne Herricht.
Found at a restaurant in Shanghai, China. 

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DrLex
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DrLex

Well at least they’re stir-fried, so whatever is in them should be dead.

faulty wiring
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faulty wiring

‘Waiter, there are only 2 noodles on my plate’

‘I must apologise sir, we are out of gross noodles. Chef has prepared you his finest net noodles instead’

Algernon
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Algernon

So big, I don’t know how they got them in the wok.

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Waiter! There’s only 143 noodles on this plate.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Better than Glass Noodles

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I love this style, it makes me 10 years younger than I look.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Definitely a High Gross.

FRANK BURNS
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FRANK BURNS

Well the last thing I rmember is eating gross noodle, next thing I know, I’m working on a ship!

Lora
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Lora

Waiter! There’s no worm in my gross noodles!

Dervrak
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Dervrak

That’s what you get when you hire preteen girls to write your menu…

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

Serving size: 144 noodles
Trans fats…..0
Calories …

A Non-Y Mouse
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A Non-Y Mouse

Portions are always consistent at the Rain Man Cafe.

Eccekio
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Eccekio

OK. So there are 144 noodles. So what?

Eccekio
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Eccekio

Velly grossy indeed.

V-man
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V-man

Shanghai? Eeeewwww!

jjhitt
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jjhitt

Food Fight – Shanghai Style.

Classic Steve
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Let’s hear it for truth in advertising, folks.

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

Remind me to send out for American food when I’m in Shanghai.

Eccekio
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Eccekio

They are gross because they are flied.

Bazooka Joe
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Bazooka Joe

I specifically ordered GROSS noodles! The ones I got taste amazing! I want a refund!

FatKenney
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FatKenney

Can I get the Ream-O’-Noodles family combo to go?

Eccekio
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Eccekio

Put them in a Shangeye abd give them air, where they fall I do not care..

Peter
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Peter

Waiter . . . gross noodles please!

Sorry sir, we are out of gross noodles, but we are happy to serve you with 12 portions of dozen noodles ^_^

sparky8367
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sparky8367

These noodles are lacking in refinement.

NightWolf71
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NightWolf71

Yuck! Is that a worm?!

phoenixx
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phoenixx

they are so bad they shanghai themselfs

Biff the Understudy
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Biff the Understudy

Still, better than instant ramen.

David
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David

At least they’re only gross. Shanghai’s cheap noodles are moving up in the world!

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