Order at your own risk

Order at your own risk

posted on 27 Feb 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Marianne Herricht.
Found at a restaurant in Shanghai, China. 

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DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Well at least they’re stir-fried, so whatever is in them should be dead.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

‘Waiter, there are only 2 noodles on my plate’

‘I must apologise sir, we are out of gross noodles. Chef has prepared you his finest net noodles instead’

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

So big, I don’t know how they got them in the wok.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Waiter! There’s only 143 noodles on this plate.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

Better than Glass Noodles

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

I love this style, it makes me 10 years younger than I look.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Definitely a High Gross.

FRANK BURNS
FRANK BURNS
8 years ago

Well the last thing I rmember is eating gross noodle, next thing I know, I’m working on a ship!

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

Waiter! There’s no worm in my gross noodles!

Dervrak
Dervrak
8 years ago

That’s what you get when you hire preteen girls to write your menu…

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
8 years ago

Serving size: 144 noodles
Trans fats…..0
Calories …

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
8 years ago

Portions are always consistent at the Rain Man Cafe.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

OK. So there are 144 noodles. So what?

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Velly grossy indeed.

V-man
V-man
8 years ago

Shanghai? Eeeewwww!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Food Fight – Shanghai Style.

Classic Steve
8 years ago

Let’s hear it for truth in advertising, folks.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Remind me to send out for American food when I’m in Shanghai.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

They are gross because they are flied.

Bazooka Joe
Bazooka Joe
8 years ago

I specifically ordered GROSS noodles! The ones I got taste amazing! I want a refund!

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

Can I get the Ream-O’-Noodles family combo to go?

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Put them in a Shangeye abd give them air, where they fall I do not care..

Peter
Peter
8 years ago

Waiter . . . gross noodles please!

Sorry sir, we are out of gross noodles, but we are happy to serve you with 12 portions of dozen noodles ^_^

sparky8367
sparky8367
8 years ago

These noodles are lacking in refinement.

NightWolf71
NightWolf71
8 years ago

Yuck! Is that a worm?!

phoenixx
phoenixx
8 years ago

they are so bad they shanghai themselfs

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
8 years ago

Still, better than instant ramen.

David
David
8 years ago

At least they’re only gross. Shanghai’s cheap noodles are moving up in the world!

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