Order at your own risk

Order at your own risk

posted on 27 Feb 2012 in Chinglish, Menus

Photo courtesy of Marianne Herricht.
Found at a restaurant in Shanghai, China. 

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DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Well at least they’re stir-fried, so whatever is in them should be dead.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

‘Waiter, there are only 2 noodles on my plate’

‘I must apologise sir, we are out of gross noodles. Chef has prepared you his finest net noodles instead’

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

So big, I don’t know how they got them in the wok.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Waiter! There’s only 143 noodles on this plate.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Better than Glass Noodles

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I love this style, it makes me 10 years younger than I look.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Definitely a High Gross.

FRANK BURNS
FRANK BURNS
10 years ago

Well the last thing I rmember is eating gross noodle, next thing I know, I’m working on a ship!

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

Waiter! There’s no worm in my gross noodles!

Dervrak
Dervrak
10 years ago

That’s what you get when you hire preteen girls to write your menu…

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

Serving size: 144 noodles
Trans fats…..0
Calories …

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

Portions are always consistent at the Rain Man Cafe.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

OK. So there are 144 noodles. So what?

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Velly grossy indeed.

V-man
V-man
10 years ago

Shanghai? Eeeewwww!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Food Fight – Shanghai Style.

Classic Steve
10 years ago

Let’s hear it for truth in advertising, folks.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Remind me to send out for American food when I’m in Shanghai.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

They are gross because they are flied.

Bazooka Joe
Bazooka Joe
10 years ago

I specifically ordered GROSS noodles! The ones I got taste amazing! I want a refund!

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Can I get the Ream-O’-Noodles family combo to go?

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Put them in a Shangeye abd give them air, where they fall I do not care..

Peter
Peter
10 years ago

Waiter . . . gross noodles please!

Sorry sir, we are out of gross noodles, but we are happy to serve you with 12 portions of dozen noodles ^_^

sparky8367
sparky8367
10 years ago

These noodles are lacking in refinement.

NightWolf71
NightWolf71
10 years ago

Yuck! Is that a worm?!

phoenixx
phoenixx
10 years ago

they are so bad they shanghai themselfs

Biff the Understudy
Biff the Understudy
10 years ago

Still, better than instant ramen.

David
David
10 years ago

At least they’re only gross. Shanghai’s cheap noodles are moving up in the world!

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