Photo courtesy of Marianne Herricht.
Found at a restaurant in Shanghai, China.
Well at least they’re stir-fried, so whatever is in them should be dead.
‘Waiter, there are only 2 noodles on my plate’
‘I must apologise sir, we are out of gross noodles. Chef has prepared you his finest net noodles instead’
So big, I don’t know how they got them in the wok.
Waiter! There’s only 143 noodles on this plate.
Better than Glass Noodles
I love this style, it makes me 10 years younger than I look.
Definitely a High Gross.
Well the last thing I rmember is eating gross noodle, next thing I know, I’m working on a ship!
Waiter! There’s no worm in my gross noodles!
That’s what you get when you hire preteen girls to write your menu…
Serving size: 144 noodles
Portions are always consistent at the Rain Man Cafe.
OK. So there are 144 noodles. So what?
Velly grossy indeed.
Food Fight – Shanghai Style.
Let’s hear it for truth in advertising, folks.
Remind me to send out for American food when I’m in Shanghai.
They are gross because they are flied.
I specifically ordered GROSS noodles! The ones I got taste amazing! I want a refund!
Can I get the Ream-O’-Noodles family combo to go?
Put them in a Shangeye abd give them air, where they fall I do not care..
Waiter . . . gross noodles please!
Sorry sir, we are out of gross noodles, but we are happy to serve you with 12 portions of dozen noodles ^_^
These noodles are lacking in refinement.
Yuck! Is that a worm?!
they are so bad they shanghai themselfs
Still, better than instant ramen.
At least they’re only gross. Shanghai’s cheap noodles are moving up in the world!