Reduce, Reuse, Resuscitate

Reduce, Reuse, Resuscitate

posted on 14 Feb 2012 in Chinglish

Give a hoot — don’t shoot!

Photo courtesy of Flip Dabrowski.
Found at a shopping mall in Shenzhen, China. 

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

So where do you suggest I discard this semtex then, huh?

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Annie be careful with your gun

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Please use the designated recycling bins to dispose of bodies and body parts.

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

This space reserved for armed-robber/vandal/arsonist littering only. Killer littering is located on the first floor next to the food court.

SuSu
SuSu
8 years ago

Did you know, there is a kind of gun that does not take lives.
It can give lives (in about 9 months and 10 days).

The sign is quite specific to what gender it is talking about.

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

I always compost my victims. It reduces waste and makes great potting soil. That way I’m helping to fight litter and overpopulation at the same time. 🙂

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

This sign is sponsored by your neighborhood friendly Mafia!

dangevin
dangevin
8 years ago

Please dispose of handguns in the proper receptacle.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Ok let’s burn the rubbish or betray it . . . arson and treason are allowed (!!)

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Make it count: One Can, One Kill.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

I hope the Chinese doesn’t say “Free Kittens”.

Tong
Tong
8 years ago

So, when you shouted “drop it!” You didn’t mean my guns?!

Classic Steve
8 years ago

What about litterbug killing?

Jazzy
Jazzy
8 years ago

But I’m a serial litterer. 🙁

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

Serial killers are destroying the planet!

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

Just egregious bodily harm littering.

J-Luke
J-Luke
8 years ago

Gives the term “waste bin” a whole new meaning…

Catherine
Catherine
8 years ago

Give a larbage: Throw out your garbage!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

It puts the litter in wastebasket…

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

♫ Momma, just killed a man
Threw my wrapper on the floor
Now he isn’t any more…
oooOOO OOOO OOO Ahhhh ♫

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

Homicidal litter should be placed in a secure bin

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Old Blood n Guts Patton.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Don’t leave your bodies in the bush. Out them in the receptacle provided.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Out = Put (Damn!)

coffeebot
8 years ago

The recycled hand grenade bin is next to the land mine bin.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

“Man, I have some awesome frickin’ littering in my time, but THAT is KILLER littering. My hat is off to you!”

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Of course I meant “I have SEEN” but oh, well.

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

A death sentence for littering? Good thing I didn’t commit a REALLY serious crime, like keeping a library book overdue or illegally downloading music!

Roz
Roz
8 years ago

“Killer Litter” is an actual term in Singapore, it refers to litter thrown off, or objects falling from, high-rise buildings injuring those walking below. Once there was a death due to a falling flowerpot from a high rise apartment block – true story.

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Now…. where can I do my littering?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
8 years ago

Ha! They misspelled “nuclear”.

Mattis
Mattis
8 years ago

and no bad-assed jaywalking either.

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