Reduce, Reuse, Resuscitate

Reduce, Reuse, Resuscitate

posted on 14 Feb 2012 in Chinglish

Give a hoot — don’t shoot!

Photo courtesy of Flip Dabrowski.
Found at a shopping mall in Shenzhen, China. 

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

So where do you suggest I discard this semtex then, huh?

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Annie be careful with your gun

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

Please use the designated recycling bins to dispose of bodies and body parts.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

This space reserved for armed-robber/vandal/arsonist littering only. Killer littering is located on the first floor next to the food court.

SuSu
SuSu
10 years ago

Did you know, there is a kind of gun that does not take lives.
It can give lives (in about 9 months and 10 days).

The sign is quite specific to what gender it is talking about.

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

I always compost my victims. It reduces waste and makes great potting soil. That way I’m helping to fight litter and overpopulation at the same time. 🙂

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

This sign is sponsored by your neighborhood friendly Mafia!

dangevin
dangevin
10 years ago

Please dispose of handguns in the proper receptacle.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
10 years ago

Ok let’s burn the rubbish or betray it . . . arson and treason are allowed (!!)

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Make it count: One Can, One Kill.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I hope the Chinese doesn’t say “Free Kittens”.

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

So, when you shouted “drop it!” You didn’t mean my guns?!

Classic Steve
10 years ago

What about litterbug killing?

Jazzy
Jazzy
10 years ago

But I’m a serial litterer. 🙁

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

Serial killers are destroying the planet!

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

Just egregious bodily harm littering.

J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

Gives the term “waste bin” a whole new meaning…

Catherine
Catherine
10 years ago

Give a larbage: Throw out your garbage!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

It puts the litter in wastebasket…

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

♫ Momma, just killed a man
Threw my wrapper on the floor
Now he isn’t any more…
oooOOO OOOO OOO Ahhhh ♫

GwydionM
GwydionM
10 years ago

Homicidal litter should be placed in a secure bin

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Old Blood n Guts Patton.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Don’t leave your bodies in the bush. Out them in the receptacle provided.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Out = Put (Damn!)

coffeebot
10 years ago

The recycled hand grenade bin is next to the land mine bin.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

“Man, I have some awesome frickin’ littering in my time, but THAT is KILLER littering. My hat is off to you!”

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Of course I meant “I have SEEN” but oh, well.

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

A death sentence for littering? Good thing I didn’t commit a REALLY serious crime, like keeping a library book overdue or illegally downloading music!

Roz
Roz
10 years ago

“Killer Litter” is an actual term in Singapore, it refers to litter thrown off, or objects falling from, high-rise buildings injuring those walking below. Once there was a death due to a falling flowerpot from a high rise apartment block – true story.

sparky
sparky
10 years ago

Now…. where can I do my littering?

A Non-Y Mouse
A Non-Y Mouse
10 years ago

Ha! They misspelled “nuclear”.

Mattis
Mattis
10 years ago

and no bad-assed jaywalking either.

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