Thank !

Thank !

posted on 9 Feb 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries

Please you have the nice day.

Photo courtesy of Naomi Jennings.
Found at hotel in Siem Reap, Cambodia. 

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Salome
Salome
8 years ago

Don’t want it smelling fishy now, do we?

Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Does the fish go well with the phesant. I promise I won’t cook in the room.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

I am looking for a hotel where I can act like a deer or elk. This one clearly does not qualify.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

I think the grammar and spelling errors in this text are Poisson distributed.

J-Luke
J-Luke
8 years ago

We are also not responsible for services provided by receptionist whom you are giving money to.

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
8 years ago

I don’t think the receptionist is a Poisson fan.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

Sounds like instructions by my mother when I was young

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

“Hey, all sorts of game are prohibited! That better not be Parcheesi I hear in there.”

Peter
Peter
8 years ago

No fish, but poison allowed, eh?
But I’d still bring in all sorts of fish, because I can’t read French, haha!!

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

It’s decided then. I’m taking my holiday in Cambodia!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

NATIONAL RELIGION KING… We’ll leave the light on for you.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

So this junkie hooker walks in the room with a lit cigarette, starts to do some ironing, catches fire and explodes, which breaks all the furniture.
How am I going to expense this?

coffeebot
8 years ago

This one hit me slowly. I finally got it after day.

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

If I can’t use the electric iron, can I use the electricity blower?

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
8 years ago

REAL Prostitution, on the other hand, is mandatory!

demondude777
demondude777
8 years ago

Don’t worry…she is not an actress! She is a real prostitute. That is ok right?

V-man
V-man
8 years ago

Königreich Kambodscha – ein Volk, eine Religion, ein König.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

I think I hear a chainsaw.

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

Repay material costs. Spiritual costs can be settled at the nearby temple.

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

We are spirits repaying material costs in a dubious Cambodian guest house

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

The WHO must have stayed there when Kieth Moon was alive.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Hey, they didn’t specify what to do before living!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

– You! Guest! Here in Willingness, you behave!
– Ummm… Praka?

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

@v-man. One people, one religion, one king.

Wunschenswerterweise – Ein Konig unter den Bieren.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Could I please get somebody to carry out below the praka for me. I mean, this sucker is heavy!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

And miles to go before I close and bolt the door and window and I sleep.
And miles to go before I close and bolt the door and window and I sleep.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

How much do you charge to stay BY the guest house?
I hope it’s cheaper than actually staying IN the guest house.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
8 years ago

I’d like to extend my stay please. I was here yesterday and I’m here today, could I also stay afterday as well?

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

WTF is a “Praka”?

If I have to carry it , is it heavy?

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
8 years ago

no….thank YOU!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

‘re welcom !

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

You guest here in willingness. You behave or we put ancient Cabodian Curse on you.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

I though “Cambodia” is what Japanese engines suffer from if you over-rev them.

EffEff
EffEff
8 years ago

The devil wears Praka.

Jewels
Jewels
8 years ago

Receptionist: Hey You! Yes, YOU! Not allowed take in that.
Me: So I can’t eat my “poisson and French fries” take-away in the room? Ah Mon Dieu!
Receptionist: And You, Please carry out the Praka when you finish. with it.
ME: I will if you say PRETTY please with sugar on top……

futonrevolution
8 years ago

The Ten Commandments of the Nation Religion King are pretty weak.

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

But bed bugs are allowed!!! Actual review on guest house web site: I stayed here for two days. The first night was good, it was very comfortable. However, the second night was really hot. I couldn’t sleep, so I turned the lights on. I found bugs all over my clothes, which were on the bed. It was easy to spot the bed bugs since the bed sheets and pillow covers were white. I did kill some of them and they were full of blood. I had no idea what these bugs were until I asked my mother. She was familiar… Read more »

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

But this may be just a ruse to sleep with his aunt!

Clawd
Clawd
8 years ago

That’s funny Sparky, because everyone else’s review of the place was positive…

sean
sean
8 years ago

You’d think that a hotel which sells laundry service by the kilogram wouldn’t have a problem with me doing heroin.

DragonLady
DragonLady
8 years ago

What! Discipline but no bondage? No 3rd Michelin star for you this year.

Robert Turner
Robert Turner
8 years ago

What if I wanted to be ended the day after?

varun
varun
8 years ago

No.3 states poisson’s rule.

Anthony
Anthony
8 years ago

weed not poisson, explosive, or heroin. Weed allowed.

egg fly rie
egg fly rie
8 years ago

Thank !

Myself
4 years ago

“We are not responsible for losing other things, diamond, gold, money you do not give to receptionist.”
So let me get this straight: if you have any diamonds, gold, or money, you need to give it to the receptionist, or else it will “mysteriously” become lost and they aren’t responsible for it?

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