Thank !

Thank !

posted on 9 Feb 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries

Please you have the nice day.

Photo courtesy of Naomi Jennings.
Found at hotel in Siem Reap, Cambodia. 

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Salome
Salome
10 years ago

Don’t want it smelling fishy now, do we?

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Does the fish go well with the phesant. I promise I won’t cook in the room.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

I am looking for a hotel where I can act like a deer or elk. This one clearly does not qualify.

DrLex
DrLex
10 years ago

I think the grammar and spelling errors in this text are Poisson distributed.

J-Luke
J-Luke
10 years ago

We are also not responsible for services provided by receptionist whom you are giving money to.

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
10 years ago

I don’t think the receptionist is a Poisson fan.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
10 years ago

Sounds like instructions by my mother when I was young

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

“Hey, all sorts of game are prohibited! That better not be Parcheesi I hear in there.”

Peter
Peter
10 years ago

No fish, but poison allowed, eh?
But I’d still bring in all sorts of fish, because I can’t read French, haha!!

Chris
Chris
10 years ago

It’s decided then. I’m taking my holiday in Cambodia!

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

NATIONAL RELIGION KING… We’ll leave the light on for you.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

So this junkie hooker walks in the room with a lit cigarette, starts to do some ironing, catches fire and explodes, which breaks all the furniture.
How am I going to expense this?

coffeebot
10 years ago

This one hit me slowly. I finally got it after day.

Lora
Lora
10 years ago

If I can’t use the electric iron, can I use the electricity blower?

Lollerskate
Lollerskate
10 years ago

REAL Prostitution, on the other hand, is mandatory!

demondude777
demondude777
10 years ago

Don’t worry…she is not an actress! She is a real prostitute. That is ok right?

V-man
V-man
10 years ago

Königreich Kambodscha – ein Volk, eine Religion, ein König.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

I think I hear a chainsaw.

GwydionM
GwydionM
10 years ago

Repay material costs. Spiritual costs can be settled at the nearby temple.

GwydionM
GwydionM
10 years ago

We are spirits repaying material costs in a dubious Cambodian guest house

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

The WHO must have stayed there when Kieth Moon was alive.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Hey, they didn’t specify what to do before living!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

– You! Guest! Here in Willingness, you behave!
– Ummm… Praka?

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

@v-man. One people, one religion, one king.

Wunschenswerterweise – Ein Konig unter den Bieren.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Could I please get somebody to carry out below the praka for me. I mean, this sucker is heavy!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

And miles to go before I close and bolt the door and window and I sleep.
And miles to go before I close and bolt the door and window and I sleep.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

How much do you charge to stay BY the guest house?
I hope it’s cheaper than actually staying IN the guest house.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
10 years ago

I’d like to extend my stay please. I was here yesterday and I’m here today, could I also stay afterday as well?

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

WTF is a “Praka”?

If I have to carry it , is it heavy?

Darth Na'vi
Darth Na'vi
10 years ago

no….thank YOU!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

‘re welcom !

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

You guest here in willingness. You behave or we put ancient Cabodian Curse on you.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

I though “Cambodia” is what Japanese engines suffer from if you over-rev them.

EffEff
EffEff
10 years ago

The devil wears Praka.

Jewels
Jewels
10 years ago

Receptionist: Hey You! Yes, YOU! Not allowed take in that.
Me: So I can’t eat my “poisson and French fries” take-away in the room? Ah Mon Dieu!
Receptionist: And You, Please carry out the Praka when you finish. with it.
ME: I will if you say PRETTY please with sugar on top……

futonrevolution
10 years ago

The Ten Commandments of the Nation Religion King are pretty weak.

sparky
sparky
10 years ago

But bed bugs are allowed!!! Actual review on guest house web site: I stayed here for two days. The first night was good, it was very comfortable. However, the second night was really hot. I couldn’t sleep, so I turned the lights on. I found bugs all over my clothes, which were on the bed. It was easy to spot the bed bugs since the bed sheets and pillow covers were white. I did kill some of them and they were full of blood. I had no idea what these bugs were until I asked my mother. She was familiar… Read more »

sparky
sparky
10 years ago

But this may be just a ruse to sleep with his aunt!

Clawd
Clawd
10 years ago

That’s funny Sparky, because everyone else’s review of the place was positive…

sean
sean
10 years ago

You’d think that a hotel which sells laundry service by the kilogram wouldn’t have a problem with me doing heroin.

DragonLady
DragonLady
10 years ago

What! Discipline but no bondage? No 3rd Michelin star for you this year.

Robert Turner
Robert Turner
10 years ago

What if I wanted to be ended the day after?

varun
varun
10 years ago

No.3 states poisson’s rule.

Anthony
Anthony
9 years ago

weed not poisson, explosive, or heroin. Weed allowed.

egg fly rie
egg fly rie
9 years ago

Thank !

Myself
6 years ago

“We are not responsible for losing other things, diamond, gold, money you do not give to receptionist.”
So let me get this straight: if you have any diamonds, gold, or money, you need to give it to the receptionist, or else it will “mysteriously” become lost and they aren’t responsible for it?

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