Thank !

Don’t want it smelling fishy now, do we?

Does the fish go well with the phesant. I promise I won’t cook in the room.

I am looking for a hotel where I can act like a deer or elk. This one clearly does not qualify.

I think the grammar and spelling errors in this text are Poisson distributed.

We are also not responsible for services provided by receptionist whom you are giving money to.

I don’t think the receptionist is a Poisson fan.

Sounds like instructions by my mother when I was young

“Hey, all sorts of game are prohibited! That better not be Parcheesi I hear in there.”

No fish, but poison allowed, eh?
But I’d still bring in all sorts of fish, because I can’t read French, haha!!

It’s decided then. I’m taking my holiday in Cambodia!

NATIONAL RELIGION KING… We’ll leave the light on for you.

So this junkie hooker walks in the room with a lit cigarette, starts to do some ironing, catches fire and explodes, which breaks all the furniture.
How am I going to expense this?

This one hit me slowly. I finally got it after day.

If I can’t use the electric iron, can I use the electricity blower?

REAL Prostitution, on the other hand, is mandatory!

Don’t worry…she is not an actress! She is a real prostitute. That is ok right?

Königreich Kambodscha – ein Volk, eine Religion, ein König.

I think I hear a chainsaw.

Repay material costs. Spiritual costs can be settled at the nearby temple.

We are spirits repaying material costs in a dubious Cambodian guest house

The WHO must have stayed there when Kieth Moon was alive.

Hey, they didn’t specify what to do before living!

– You! Guest! Here in Willingness, you behave!
– Ummm… Praka?

@v-man. One people, one religion, one king.

Wunschenswerterweise – Ein Konig unter den Bieren.

Could I please get somebody to carry out below the praka for me. I mean, this sucker is heavy!

And miles to go before I close and bolt the door and window and I sleep.
And miles to go before I close and bolt the door and window and I sleep.

How much do you charge to stay BY the guest house?
I hope it’s cheaper than actually staying IN the guest house.

I’d like to extend my stay please. I was here yesterday and I’m here today, could I also stay afterday as well?

WTF is a “Praka”?

If I have to carry it , is it heavy?

no….thank YOU!

‘re welcom !

You guest here in willingness. You behave or we put ancient Cabodian Curse on you.

I though “Cambodia” is what Japanese engines suffer from if you over-rev them.

The devil wears Praka.

Receptionist: Hey You! Yes, YOU! Not allowed take in that.
Me: So I can’t eat my “poisson and French fries” take-away in the room? Ah Mon Dieu!
Receptionist: And You, Please carry out the Praka when you finish. with it.
ME: I will if you say PRETTY please with sugar on top……

The Ten Commandments of the Nation Religion King are pretty weak.

But bed bugs are allowed!!! Actual review on guest house web site: I stayed here for two days. The first night was good, it was very comfortable. However, the second night was really hot. I couldn’t sleep, so I turned the lights on. I found bugs all over my clothes, which were on the bed. It was easy to spot the bed bugs since the bed sheets and pillow covers were white. I did kill some of them and they were full of blood. I had no idea what these bugs were until I asked my mother. She was familiar… Read more »

But this may be just a ruse to sleep with his aunt!

That’s funny Sparky, because everyone else’s review of the place was positive…

You’d think that a hotel which sells laundry service by the kilogram wouldn’t have a problem with me doing heroin.

What! Discipline but no bondage? No 3rd Michelin star for you this year.

What if I wanted to be ended the day after?

No.3 states poisson’s rule.

weed not poisson, explosive, or heroin. Weed allowed.

Thank !

“We are not responsible for losing other things, diamond, gold, money you do not give to receptionist.”
So let me get this straight: if you have any diamonds, gold, or money, you need to give it to the receptionist, or else it will “mysteriously” become lost and they aren’t responsible for it?