Thank !

Thank !

posted on 9 Feb 2012 in Engrish from Other Countries

Please you have the nice day.

Photo courtesy of Naomi Jennings.
Found at hotel in Siem Reap, Cambodia. 

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Salome
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Salome

Don’t want it smelling fishy now, do we?

Algernon
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Algernon

Does the fish go well with the phesant. I promise I won’t cook in the room.

DrLex
Guest
DrLex

I am looking for a hotel where I can act like a deer or elk. This one clearly does not qualify.

DrLex
Guest
DrLex

I think the grammar and spelling errors in this text are Poisson distributed.

J-Luke
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J-Luke

We are also not responsible for services provided by receptionist whom you are giving money to.

Zizzybalooba
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Zizzybalooba

I don’t think the receptionist is a Poisson fan.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Sounds like instructions by my mother when I was young

FatKenney
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FatKenney

“Hey, all sorts of game are prohibited! That better not be Parcheesi I hear in there.”

Peter
Guest
Peter

No fish, but poison allowed, eh?
But I’d still bring in all sorts of fish, because I can’t read French, haha!!

Chris
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Chris

It’s decided then. I’m taking my holiday in Cambodia!

jjhitt
Guest
jjhitt

NATIONAL RELIGION KING… We’ll leave the light on for you.

jjhitt
Guest
jjhitt

So this junkie hooker walks in the room with a lit cigarette, starts to do some ironing, catches fire and explodes, which breaks all the furniture.
How am I going to expense this?

coffeebot
Guest

This one hit me slowly. I finally got it after day.

Lora
Guest
Lora

If I can’t use the electric iron, can I use the electricity blower?

Lollerskate
Guest
Lollerskate

REAL Prostitution, on the other hand, is mandatory!

demondude777
Guest
demondude777

Don’t worry…she is not an actress! She is a real prostitute. That is ok right?

V-man
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V-man

Königreich Kambodscha – ein Volk, eine Religion, ein König.

jjhitt
Guest
jjhitt

I think I hear a chainsaw.

GwydionM
Guest
GwydionM

Repay material costs. Spiritual costs can be settled at the nearby temple.

GwydionM
Guest
GwydionM

We are spirits repaying material costs in a dubious Cambodian guest house

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

The WHO must have stayed there when Kieth Moon was alive.

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

Hey, they didn’t specify what to do before living!

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

– You! Guest! Here in Willingness, you behave!
– Ummm… Praka?

Eccekio
Guest
Eccekio

@v-man. One people, one religion, one king.

Wunschenswerterweise – Ein Konig unter den Bieren.

mickeygreeneyes
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mickeygreeneyes

Could I please get somebody to carry out below the praka for me. I mean, this sucker is heavy!

mickeygreeneyes
Guest
mickeygreeneyes

And miles to go before I close and bolt the door and window and I sleep.
And miles to go before I close and bolt the door and window and I sleep.

mickeygreeneyes
Guest
mickeygreeneyes

How much do you charge to stay BY the guest house?
I hope it’s cheaper than actually staying IN the guest house.

Nonsuch Ned
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Nonsuch Ned

I’d like to extend my stay please. I was here yesterday and I’m here today, could I also stay afterday as well?

Eccekio
Guest
Eccekio

WTF is a “Praka”?

If I have to carry it , is it heavy?

Darth Na'vi
Guest
Darth Na'vi

no….thank YOU!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

‘re welcom !

Eccekio
Guest
Eccekio

You guest here in willingness. You behave or we put ancient Cabodian Curse on you.

Eccekio
Guest
Eccekio

I though “Cambodia” is what Japanese engines suffer from if you over-rev them.

EffEff
Guest
EffEff

The devil wears Praka.

Jewels
Guest
Jewels

Receptionist: Hey You! Yes, YOU! Not allowed take in that.
Me: So I can’t eat my “poisson and French fries” take-away in the room? Ah Mon Dieu!
Receptionist: And You, Please carry out the Praka when you finish. with it.
ME: I will if you say PRETTY please with sugar on top……

futonrevolution
Guest

The Ten Commandments of the Nation Religion King are pretty weak.

sparky
Guest
sparky

But bed bugs are allowed!!! Actual review on guest house web site: I stayed here for two days. The first night was good, it was very comfortable. However, the second night was really hot. I couldn’t sleep, so I turned the lights on. I found bugs all over my clothes, which were on the bed. It was easy to spot the bed bugs since the bed sheets and pillow covers were white. I did kill some of them and they were full of blood. I had no idea what these bugs were until I asked my mother. She was familiar… Read more »

sparky
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sparky

But this may be just a ruse to sleep with his aunt!

Clawd
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Clawd

That’s funny Sparky, because everyone else’s review of the place was positive…

sean
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sean

You’d think that a hotel which sells laundry service by the kilogram wouldn’t have a problem with me doing heroin.

DragonLady
Guest
DragonLady

What! Discipline but no bondage? No 3rd Michelin star for you this year.

Robert Turner
Guest
Robert Turner

What if I wanted to be ended the day after?

varun
Guest
varun

No.3 states poisson’s rule.

Anthony
Guest
Anthony

weed not poisson, explosive, or heroin. Weed allowed.

egg fly rie
Guest
egg fly rie

Thank !

Myself
Guest

“We are not responsible for losing other things, diamond, gold, money you do not give to receptionist.”
So let me get this straight: if you have any diamonds, gold, or money, you need to give it to the receptionist, or else it will “mysteriously” become lost and they aren’t responsible for it?

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