The luxurious flower shedding

The luxurious flower shedding

posted on 23 Feb 2012 in Household Items

Peculiar Overlengthy Groove: The 2012 Phish tour

Photo courtesy of Peter Ogden.
Found at dollar store in New Jersey. 

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Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

It must be a dam.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Product this peculiar overlengthy explanation it is actually just bucket full of acetone design to cause quickly flowers shed their petals and effectively wither in luxurious fashion.

SF
SF
8 years ago

I failed to prevent rivers from overflow and my apartment became a peculiar overlengthy mangroove.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

Purchase the levitating model and receive 5 free cacti and a mushroom growing kit. Consume your produce then re-read product instructions for new and complete understanding

CJ
CJ
8 years ago

Preventing rivers from overflow…
Ha ha!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

I can’t afford that kind of luxurious shedding. It’s beyond my affordability.

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

To think of all the time and money wasted by civil engineers building dams and levees when all you really need is a couple of these watering cans.

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
8 years ago

Is this like defloration?

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Luxury isn’t what it used to be.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Shedding luxurious petals or pollen, I suppose . . .

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

♫ I fear rivers overflowin’ …
I see troubles on the way.
There’s an overlengthy groove on the rise. ♫

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Stops rivers from overflowing, tides from coming in, and turns back tidal waves. It stands for truth, justice, and the american way of life.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

All is not lost, the bloke writing this, was paid by the word.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Overlengthy groove?
Grooveoplasty can help.
For a discrete and confidential consultation call 1-800-DR GROOVE

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Prevents rivers from overflowing but ONLY when watering flowers. Do not stop watering the flowers or disaster will occur!

Classic Steve
8 years ago

Recommended by Emperor Cuzco.

coffeebot
8 years ago

because Ostentatious Dead-Heading wouldn’t fit the package

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

I prevent rivers from overflowing. Kneel before me, mortal, for I am the god of luxurious flower shedding!

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

I hope this isn’t TOO luxurious. I can’t afford $10,000 to keep my daisies from shredding.

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

Groovy.

SuSu
SuSu
8 years ago

On the product…is the picture of the same product…

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
8 years ago

I’d like to turn in this watering can, it doesn’t work…. Did I read the instructions?…”Effective when watering flowers”…. OH! I have to WATER the flowers for the watering can to work! Silly me!

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

I have two cats that shed luxuriously, and that’s enough. 🙂

SuSu
SuSu
8 years ago

The watering sprayer is the picture of another watering sprayer…
SPRAYERCEPTION!

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

Just the thing for my luxurious potting shed

Jay
Jay
8 years ago

dam! dam! dam!
dam! dam! dam!
dam! dam! dam!

FRANK BURNS
FRANK BURNS
8 years ago

Now to get a goverment contract to sell these to FEMA. I’m gonna be RICH I tells ya!

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

@jjhitt. I knew a lady who had that problem too. So .That is what they call the operation?

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Shed your flowers and become overlenghthy? OK, I’m in the groove!

Michael
Michael
8 years ago

♪ If it keeps on rainin’, shedding’s goin’ to break… ♪

Chuck
Chuck
8 years ago

‘Twas brillig and the slithy toove
Did gyre and gimble o’er
The peculiar and lengthy groove.

Metalpancake
Metalpancake
8 years ago

I can only afford the economy flower shedding model, which sadly only comes with an underlengthy groove which won’t reach to my flowering shrubs.

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