Very specific target

Very specific target

posted on 7 Feb 2012 in Chinglish

But no one-legged step-parents.

Photo courtesy of Ray Chang.
Found in China. 

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faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Oh, sorry, I’m in the wrong place. Would you direct me to the restroom for parents with disabled infants?

Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Equality for the disabled. For the able bodied theres a tree outside.

S Clay Wilson
S Clay Wilson
10 years ago

There’s no worse disability than having children. Give generously to the parent fund.

SuSu
SuSu
10 years ago

“It is required by the law that patrons entering this restroom meet all the criteria indicated. In case patrons do not meet these criteria, we apologize beforehand that we will have to MAKE you meet them by force by any means possible.”

SuSu
SuSu
10 years ago

If you are normal parents with infants, we will give you a disability for free. If you are a disabled couple without infants, we will have you make one right here. If you are a normal couple without infants, we will “disable” one of your limbs every hour until you get an infant. If you are still single, we will have you marry one of our staffs; then, we will give you a bed and let you have fun with him/her “nonstop” until both of you are “disabled” and have an infant. If you are not human, you perhaps will… Read more »

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Ahem…it’s NON-SMORKING Disabled Parents With Infants.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Is there a changing table in the deformed person room?

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

“Well this isn’t what I need. Where’s the restroom for disgruntled parents with teenagers?”

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Is this where they arrested Sen. Larry Craig?

Peter
Peter
10 years ago

Disabled parents with enabled infants . . . please use the Disabled Toilet Enabled with Baby Toilet Bowls

Chuck
Chuck
10 years ago

@Webmaster: Don’t you mean one-legged Hop Parents ?

http://www.bobrivers.com/#v8418

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Public facilities are so specific that Chinese building codes require 32 separate restrooms.

Dervrak
Dervrak
10 years ago

It’s just down the hall from the Conference Room for Blind Parents with Deformed Adolescents and across the hall from the Lobby for Deaf Senior Citizens without Children. If you reach the Restaurant for Paraplegic Young Adults with Mentally Retarded Newborns, you’ve gone too far.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Hey, the Mother on the sign doesn’t look disabled!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
10 years ago

Must show proof of infant ownership to be allowed in.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

@72rd O’clock. Yes she is. She has no hands or feets.

coffeebot
10 years ago

Why do I have to DIAL 1 to pee?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

I’m disabled to understand this.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

@Frank Burns. Is baby-chunder on a dark suit proof enough?

Jøsh
Jøsh
10 years ago

There is nothing wrong with this one. The changing table is placed lower for parents in chairs. This is hardly engrish.

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