Zoom seems safe

Zoom seems safe

posted on 16 Feb 2012 in Snacks

Also, try Vanilla Teddy Brothers: Fool, Poop and Boob!

Photo courtesy of Desstinee Monroe.
Snack found in Japan. 

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Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

I think moon belongs with the raspberries.

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Moon is facing the wrong way.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

The Panda Brothers: Chan, Ban, Clam.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

He’s called Moon because he’s already gone blind, and only goes out at night because of the hair all over his palms. And we won’t even mention Poon other than to say that his name is also his pastime.

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

Why is Poon Bear sniffing his finger?

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

Tonights top story: three chocolate teddy bear biscuit siblings held on suspicion of what police describe as ‘hidden camera related offences’. It is understood that the trio masqueraded as cuddly but tasty snacks whilst surreptitiously recording footage of unwary consumers poons & moons using a high powered zoom lens. Police became suspicious when the brothers attempted to set up a website to stream their footage but used their real names which happened to coincide with their modus operandi. Investigations are continuing. In other news, Fanny Flavoured ice cream causes a frenzy in Hanoi…

SF
SF
8 years ago

The favorite confectionary of every Tom, Fanny and Dick.

Dervrak
Dervrak
8 years ago

Rumor has it that dipping Poon into a glass of Tang results in an amazing taste sensation…

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

Do not eat wile drinking TANG.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

@ Dervrak. Props for hitting it first.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

The Teddy Brothers… Nugent, Kennedy and Bundy.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

I keep hearing Ralph Kramden saying “Poon to the Moon, Alice!”

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

I’ll moon this poon and then zoom the heck outta here.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Not to be confused with The Fanny Sisters: Wink, Drink and Sink.

coffeebot
8 years ago

Why Poon? Because Poot just sounded too vulgar.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

The next Korean Leader – . Poon Zoom Moon.

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

Avoid the brownie flavored version.

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

Poon must be downwind of Zoon and Moon.

And Moon is waxing.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
8 years ago

If you put come cream on a Chocolate Moon you get a Santorum cookie!

…hey, if you thought THAT was tasteless, just imagine the captions I considered writing about eating Poon.

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

What’s poon?

Peter
Peter
8 years ago

Try also the Teddy Brothers – Strawberry Cookies: Drool, Stool and Doom

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
8 years ago

oh man, Freudian slip… that really is supposed to read “If you put SOME cream on a Chocolate Moon… If a webmaster wants to delete that one I would be fine with it, it really wasn’t that good of a joke anyway.

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

@ Nonesuch Ned: Don’t worry, they’re both funny.

(If anyone doesn’t understand, just google “Santorum” and see what site comes up first in the search engine.)

ribbonleaf
ribbonleaf
8 years ago

Honestly… what might fascinate the adult Japanese this much with English children’s rhymes?

EffEff
EffEff
8 years ago

Where’s Balloon, Baboon, Spitoon, Lagoon, Maroon, and Cartoon?

Vail
Vail
8 years ago

That poon has a tang to it.

Mark
Mark
8 years ago

Hmm, what other “oo” words can we use to scare customers away?

me
me
8 years ago

They forgot “loon”…

The Rose that caption
The Rose that caption
8 years ago

poonography….

Shelby Thibodeau
Shelby Thibodeau
6 years ago

Maybe the bears want us to zoom to the moon on a poon tree.

Shelby Thibodeau
Shelby Thibodeau
6 years ago

Maybe the Teddy Brothers want us to zoom to the moon on a poon tree.

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