About the dumping from a balcony

About the dumping from a balcony

posted on 13 Mar 2012 in Instructions

Photo courtesy of Cass.
Flyer found in apartment building in Tokyo. 

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Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Wouldn’t no smorking on the bacony be easier.

beechoak
beechoak
8 years ago

So the damage is given, so it shall be received… Amen.

krysto4
krysto4
8 years ago

“Remember – YOU – and ONLY you – can never stop apartment fires.”

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Stay away from the fire or it will charge you with an injury and a fine of ¥5000. Fires are danger.

Jazzy
Jazzy
8 years ago

Always put out your butt to someone’s bottom.

Tong
Tong
8 years ago

Hey! The guy with the fat face and a cigar in your mouth, pull your head back, some people dump from the balcony!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

You may pleased when it is put to a bottom, but I don’t do that.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

Is this a public safety notice or an advertisement for a Pat Pong floorshow?

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Was the cigarette end of a cigarette the lit cigarette end of a lit cigarette or the mouth end of a cigarette mouth?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
8 years ago

If I can read this notice, you should really thank me for understanding the management.

YYD
YYD
8 years ago

Management/administration used flame charge! PERSON fainted!

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Living a comfortable life just keeps getting harder and harder.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Yeessss!

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

You are pleased when what is put to a bottom? Or is it just my dirty mind again?

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

You may well be pleased when “IT” is put to a bottom.

If not in good health.

You will be displeased, when the fire arrives a couple of weeks later.

Classic Steve
8 years ago

About the dumping from a bottom — no, wait…

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

The cigarette end of a cigarettte. Hmmm.

If a driller is drilling a driller, does the driller drilling the driller drill the driller being drilled the way that the driller doing the drilling wants to do the drilling, or, does the driller doing the drilling drill the driller being drilled the way that the driller being drilled wants the driller doing the drilling to do the drilling?

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

It says dear sirs but no dear madams. I guess that means female guests can throw as many cigarette ends over the balcony as they want. 🙂

Lora
Lora
8 years ago

Oh, it’s an apartment building, not a hotel. Sorry.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
8 years ago

A new variation on train spotting.

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

The balcony is an informer, and has hired several rats to help

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

Epic fail. Let’s dump this from the balcony.

Timo
Timo
8 years ago

“Please never stop a fire or a burn.” Bad place to try and sell Preperation H….

David R
David R
8 years ago

From the same author who brought us “How to say ‘hello everyone!’ in 5 easy paragraphs.”

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

“We Didn’t Stop the Fire” by Birry Joer

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Everything in moderation. Got it!

electrical man
8 years ago

Oh no at the bottom!!

D17nk
D17nk
8 years ago

Hey Manager, can I put it to the top if you don’t like it on the bottom?

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

Oh you didnt like my Birry Joer song? Hows about “I’m on Fryer” by Bluce Splingstein
( Boss, he is your of!)

anonymouse
anonymouse
8 years ago

I wish they’d let us stop the fire, because it’s getting really hot in here.

Ricky R.
Ricky R.
8 years ago

From Building Management: Because a balcony told a cigarette that it had been thrown by some guy, people are now supposed to keep fires going if they get started, because fires are dangerous. Building Management is therefore masochistic.

pijo
pijo
8 years ago

never stop a fire because it as a danger?

Andrew
Andrew
7 years ago

Don’t put out a fire too much, the residents like some heat for their comfortable lives.

Huggzie
Huggzie
7 years ago

Please never stop a fire, because it is danger… and we like danger!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Ah, the cigarette end of the cigarette end of the cigarette … A never ending story!

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