Bestbugs

Bestbugs

posted on 5 Mar 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

I wish I may, I wish I mite…

Photo courtesy of Jeff. 
Found in an upscale mall in Shanghai, China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
10 years ago

Very scratchy under the sheets.

beechoak
beechoak
10 years ago

Bestwishes! And don’t let the bed mites bite!

Jazzy
Jazzy
10 years ago

Don’t let the bed-mates bite either.

SuBee
SuBee
10 years ago

Near to the lice even more so.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

Also ask about our color coordinated line of chiggers, ticks and flees.

jjhitt
jjhitt
10 years ago

The bite of the mite is quite a plight, alright. Don’t invite that mite! Indict! Incite a fight upon that benighted fright. Do it now! Do it right! Do it overnight. Oh… and what’s with all the blue stuff?

iLock
iLock
10 years ago

So you’re saying you have crabs??

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

Because they mite bite them.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
10 years ago

Ah’m hankerin’ a mite fer that half-undressed filly back thar!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
10 years ago

But if they’re somewhere really close to mites, it’s usually quite hard to decide who is the beautifule!

FatKenney
FatKenney
10 years ago

Mite makes right.

Tong
Tong
10 years ago

Put our mite sheets on your bed and sleep on the floor, You will have a beautiful sleep.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

Also available: carcinogen free baby formula and rabbies free puppies*

*does not imply puppies are in fact free from rabbies; baby formula contains melamine & dioxin

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
10 years ago

**or rabies

Jim_S55
Jim_S55
10 years ago

Of course!

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

No. Rabbi free. The puppies aren’t Jewish

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

As an Aussie would say: “She’ll be alrite mite.”.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

Err. Can two people sleep in a single bed?

Yes Sir. Intimately.

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

I don’t know about the mites, my dear. But I certainly do bite.

RT
RT
10 years ago

the queen never realized snow white was fairer than her simply because she didn’t try to nuzzle her face in Fluffy

Eccekio
Eccekio
10 years ago

I know! The puupies are Shitsyou.

Brandon Arkell
10 years ago

That woman has twig arms. I hope she doesn’t plan on dying of osteoporosis.

sparky
sparky
10 years ago

But if you want not away from the mites, wecan accomodate.

FoxTrax
9 years ago

Of course. You wouldn’t think we’d have to REMIND you that away from the mites are more beautiful…

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