Bestbugs

Bestbugs

posted on 5 Mar 2012 in Chinglish, Signs

I wish I may, I wish I mite…

Photo courtesy of Jeff. 
Found in an upscale mall in Shanghai, China. 

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Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Very scratchy under the sheets.

beechoak
beechoak
8 years ago

Bestwishes! And don’t let the bed mites bite!

Jazzy
Jazzy
8 years ago

Don’t let the bed-mates bite either.

SuBee
SuBee
8 years ago

Near to the lice even more so.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Also ask about our color coordinated line of chiggers, ticks and flees.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

The bite of the mite is quite a plight, alright. Don’t invite that mite! Indict! Incite a fight upon that benighted fright. Do it now! Do it right! Do it overnight. Oh… and what’s with all the blue stuff?

iLock
iLock
8 years ago

So you’re saying you have crabs??

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

Because they mite bite them.

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Ah’m hankerin’ a mite fer that half-undressed filly back thar!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
8 years ago

But if they’re somewhere really close to mites, it’s usually quite hard to decide who is the beautifule!

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

Mite makes right.

Tong
Tong
8 years ago

Put our mite sheets on your bed and sleep on the floor, You will have a beautiful sleep.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

Also available: carcinogen free baby formula and rabbies free puppies*

*does not imply puppies are in fact free from rabbies; baby formula contains melamine & dioxin

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

**or rabies

Jim_S55
Jim_S55
8 years ago

Of course!

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

No. Rabbi free. The puppies aren’t Jewish

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

As an Aussie would say: “She’ll be alrite mite.”.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Err. Can two people sleep in a single bed?

Yes Sir. Intimately.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

I don’t know about the mites, my dear. But I certainly do bite.

RT
RT
8 years ago

the queen never realized snow white was fairer than her simply because she didn’t try to nuzzle her face in Fluffy

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

I know! The puupies are Shitsyou.

Brandon Arkell
8 years ago

That woman has twig arms. I hope she doesn’t plan on dying of osteoporosis.

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

But if you want not away from the mites, wecan accomodate.

FoxTrax
8 years ago

Of course. You wouldn’t think we’d have to REMIND you that away from the mites are more beautiful…

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