Combustible chronograph

Combustible chronograph

posted on 8 Mar 2012 in Chinglish, Instructions

Runs on a Lithium-Magma battery

Photo courtesy of Beau Teague.
Description found in the “Iron Samurai Watch” made in China.

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Algernon
Algernon
8 years ago

Does it vibrate.

faulty wiring
faulty wiring
8 years ago

Selling we also GREY LED is TRANSLATOR in pocket. Far out! One two four three, here come. More wordings all too. Fluency in twelveteen various language in no times: Engrish, Mandarin, Fijian, Snorkel, and Engrish. High class design for better life!

DrLex
DrLex
8 years ago

Translation for the uninitiated: this is an armband filled with searing hot cooking oil. Press the button and the oil will spray in your face and flow over your arm. Enjoy this marvel of engineering!

FatKenney
FatKenney
8 years ago

Alarm has three settings: audible tone, vibrate, and Taser.

ngyonghan
ngyonghan
8 years ago

“Looking at the watch is a burning passion, perhaps, according to the brochure…” 😀

Zizzybalooba
Zizzybalooba
8 years ago

But does it put out?

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Imported? Where does China import stuff from?

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

Gray LEDs are actually half DEDs (Dark Emitting Diodes).

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

A gap in the Heat? Has Le Bron been informed of this?

mickeygreeneyes
mickeygreeneyes
8 years ago

Is this an ad or a terrorist plot?

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago
Jim
Jim
8 years ago

Fair warning: the heat you are feeling is actually leaking battery acid.

jjhitt
jjhitt
8 years ago

What button do I push if I just want to know the time without the seizure and orgasm stuff?

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
8 years ago

WATCH out for LAVA !

Chris
Chris
8 years ago

“It’s a watch!”
“It’s a sex toy!”

You’re both right.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

The minature Nuclear Reactor within, goes into meldown on the hour, every hour. Enjoy yoour glowing in the dark.

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Yeah! I imagine molten Plutonium flowing over your arm, would be quite fantrastic.

GwydionM
GwydionM
8 years ago

Only a few of my nerves are excited by this

Classic Steve
8 years ago

Did Laurence Olivier write this?

Jay
Jay
8 years ago

So we we we excited?

coffeebot
8 years ago

grey LEDs? because the black ones were too dark

DECMATH
DECMATH
8 years ago

Once again, Douglas Adams is proven right about those Earth beings.

Jøsh
Jøsh
8 years ago

There will be BROOD!!!

Eccekio
Eccekio
8 years ago

Gray anti-matter LEDs will detonate everything around you. Accordion Players, Morman Missionaries, Dorr to Door salesman, Paking Meter Cops. You will be enjoyable.

BATTELIES NOT EXCRUDED.

Racecarlock
Racecarlock
8 years ago

The Green Lantern corps. really needs to fix their universal translator.

DragonLady
DragonLady
8 years ago

like how they snuck in ‘choose carefully’

blr
blr
8 years ago

This must be one of those ”novelty” watches..

sparky
sparky
8 years ago

Hi GI, I burn you long time!

adrasl300
adrasl300
8 years ago

It looks like a piece of paper….

tomato
tomato
8 years ago

wow, the time went out from the watch, such a high tech hologram

Croma
Croma
8 years ago

Ah, the slow descent into incomprehensibility…

Laughingstock
Laughingstock
8 years ago

@ Croma; hahaha you’re so right…I was doing fine right up til ‘choose carefully’, and by the time I got to the end my raised eyebrow had turned into an hysterical laughing fit…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
5 years ago

Our slogan: ‘Burn, baby, burn!’

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